1) Some random girl comes up to you and says, “Who the hell are you?” What do you do?
Ask her, “you don’t know?” Then proceed to list off everything I’ve done that has led to my awesomeness. Alphabetically.

2) What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
My pen

3) What does your last incoming text message say?
Don’t have any text messages on my new phone

4) The last song you listened to?
“Tell Me What To Do” by Metro Station. I freaking love Metro Station.

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what would it be?
If I hated someone, why in the world would I want to be involved in any way with them after they’re dead?

6) Where is your best friend right now?
I don’t have a best friend.

7) What did you do yesterday?
Completed several papers, contemplated several philosophical questions, and remained on this hyperness high that’s come out of nowhere.

8) Pick a scar on your body. Where’d it come from?
A freaking parrot.

9) What teacher have you hated most and why?
My 10^th grade math teacher (can’t remember his name). His style of teaching was, “I’ll write some obscure problem on the board, then sit in my desk the rest of the class period, unavailable for questions, while I review track film.”

12.) What do you really think happened to Steve on Blues Clues?
Who the hell is Steve on Blue’s Clues?

14.) Who is your most religious friend?
ALAN!

15) Who do you trust with your life?
No one.

16) If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
I like my name.

17) What would you say if someone told you you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
I wouldn’t believe them. For a second. Nobody in their right minds thinks I’m beautiful/worth that much.

18) What do you hate about your school?
The fact that college kids seem to have a higher rate of stupidity than high school kids.

19) How often do you curse?
Pretty much, actually.

20) Do you trust all of your friends?
No. I don’t trust anyone anymore.

21) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
IF ANYONE WOULD FREAKING LOVE ME BACK, I WOULD!

22.) Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
Haha, no, can’t say that I have.

23) Name two things you would not tolerate in a relationship?
LIES and MORE LIES

24) Which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
Aneel. Totally.

25) Are you afraid of falling in love?
Not if I can trust the person I’m in love with.

27) Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
Um, no?

29) Fill in the blank. I love_____.
Tests and Measurements, Voltaire, philosophy, and Millard Fillmore.

30) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Graduate in 2 ½ years with a 4.0.

31) If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
It would be likely that I wouldn’t readily remember exactly what was going on (at least for a few minutes), so I’d probably just sit there.

32) How many kids do you want to have?
ZERO!

33) Would you make a good parent?
Ha! Absolutely not. I hate kids.

34) Where was your default picture taken?
In my dorm room.

35) What is your middle name?
Marie.

36) Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
How to work out the relationship between logic and emotion, along with how to understand the concept of free will.

37) If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
I’d be smarter. Earlier. As in, college when I was seven.

38) Shoe size?
Anything from 4-7½. Don’t ask me how that works.

39) What are you wearing right now?
Pants, undies, bra, shirt.

40) Righty or Lefty?
Righty.

41) Can you make a dollar in change right now?
I don’t have any change on me.

43) Favorite jeans?
I hate jeans!

44) Favorite animal?
I don’t think I have a favorite animal.

45) Favorite juice?
Apple.

46) Have you had the chicken pox?
Oh yeah.

47) Have you had a sore throat?
Hasn’t everyone?

48) Ever had plastic surgery?
Haha, no.

49) Who knows you the best?
No one.

50) Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Glasses.

51) Ever been in a fight with your pet?
My kitten Annabelle has a vindictive streak in her.

52) Ever been to Mexico?
Nope.

53) Did you buy something yesterday?
Nope.

54) Did you get sick today?
Nope.

55) Did you miss anyone today?
Nah.

56) Did you get in a fight with someone today?
Nah.

58) Last person whose bed you laid in?
Mine.

59) Last person to see you cry?
Matt.

60) Who/what made you cry?
I’m not going to speak of that.

62) What are your plans for the weekend?
Studying. As always.

63) Who do you think will repost this?
I don’t think anyone will, cause I already stole this from Maggie and none of my other readers really care, so it’s all good.

64) Are you happy right now?
I’m hyper, which is masking my immense loneliness and want for love. So sure, you could say that.

66) Are you hungry?
Nope.

67) Are you a forgiving person?
I forgive. I never forget.

68) Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
Haha, yeah, me with a boyfriend. Funny.

69) Have you lost a friend recently?
Nope.

70) Are you talking to someone while doing this?
Nope.

72) What are you about to do right now?
Go write some crap.