“When life gives you lemons, take off your pants”

I’m going to give this “optimism” thing a shot by looking at all the good things that happened today.

1. Matt’s profile song made me smile. Then dance. Then smile while dancing. And then I almost missed Geography because I was dancing too long.

2. Maggie, the tiara freaking fits my head. How sad is that?!

3. I love my Philosophy class. The content rocks and my teacher reminds me of Sean.

4. And speaking of Sean (I’m such a loser)…
(he’s trying to get me to game with him and he’s talking about ones he’d start me out on)
Sean says: ok, Oblivion it is
Sean says: actually, maybe it’d be better to start with Fable
Sean says: smaller, more linear
Sean says: not so overwhelming to your non-L337 mind
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: You don’t think I’m L337?
Sean says: you’re not a gamer, and I’ve never seen you hack, so I assume you’re not L337
Sean says: I suppose you could be, but I don’t see how if you haven’t even heard of Oblivion…
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: Can you be L337 in anything else?
Sean says: only if it involves computers…
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: PowerPoint!

5. Then, of course, Nick gives me a compliment in his own weird little way :
Nicktropolis says: you!!!!!!
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: Yes?
Nicktropolis says: you quoted plato in your last message
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: Yes?
Nicktropolis says: i mean, in a way that was totally natural
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: And?
Nicktropolis says: i want you to have my children
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: Haha, holy crap, Nick
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: That is disturbing!
Nicktropolis says: what
Nicktropolis says: philosophy is sexy
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: True that
Nicktropolis says: you are now on the fast track to becoming awesome
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: Yay!
Nicktropolis says: if that is, in fact, humanly possible
Nicktropolis says: because i don’t think it is
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: Aww
(thanks Nick!)

6. And I dork around with Maggie. Can you tell it’s late at night here?
Oh, My God. Shoes. says: happy dance ^.^
Oh, My God. Shoes. says: well, as dance like as it can get without involving standing up.
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: Standing up is for lame people
Without an Absolute, I Can Be Absolutely Fine says: But not literally lame, because then it would be opposite

Weirdo.

Plus, from the looks of my profile map, I appear to have invaded the East Coast like some sort of plague That makes me happy.