Well my friends, we’ve finally arrived. My 500^th blog. Half way to 1,000. Bet you’re all looking forward to that day, huh?

Here are some stats for y’all, regarding my blogs:
500 posts
6,961 blog views
311 comments
195 kudos
Total pages (when copied into Microsoft Word): 321
Words: 126,347

How disturbing is that?

And, of course, as always, I must bring up past blogs. However, I’ve only chosen the top 2% (ten). These are special, my friends. Cherish them.

Top Blogs

1. The Second Continental Chatroom
2. Seuss on the Loose
3. Rant Against Pants
4. Ranking of the Names
5. Font Personalities
6. Ranking of the Presidents
7. “Easy Mac”
8. Words with Aneel
9. Incompetent People Suck
10. Dirty Stuff

Top Blog Titles

1. Jimmy crack corn one more time and I’m referring him to a specialist
2. “My whereabouts are none of your concern,” said the Little Star as he twinkle-twinkled
3. If dyslexics wrote the Constitution we would have the right to arm bears!
4. At first I was just friendly to the environment. But now we’re dating!
5. The day that Camus backed into a sumac was the day the palindrome was born!
6. I used to work at a bridal shop specializing in headdresses. My work there was to know a veil.
7. I used to teach a failing fly-tying class until I realized my efforts were all for knot.
8. This just in: geophagists across the globe are biting the dust!
9. Drugs: the anti…oh wait.
10. Where do the quadriplegics stand?

I look forward to entertaining you all at least 500 more times. I hope you’ve enjoyed this as much as I have.