Dasher! Dancer! Prancer! Vixen! All of you! Get the hell off my roof!


Here’s a little thing I found whilst surfing around on other people’s blogs:
1. List 10 things that you want to say to people, but never will.
2. Don’t say who they are.
3. Never discuss it again.

These are ten things I want to say, but they’re not to ten different people. There are some people to whom I have a lot to say, so there are a few duplicates. Can you find them, Sherlock?

1. I’m sorry I’m not a better person. You deserve much better than me.

2. What happened that day you chose to stop being a coo (if this is you, you know what I’m talking about)?

3. You caused more problems than you were worth. I hope you know what your constant rejection did to me. I used to want to be like you, until I realized what a jerk you were. Screw you.

4. You’re a fake, and I think you know it. You’re afraid to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. You need to reevaluate yourself and stop misleading those who can’t see through your façade.

5. We need to somehow bring unity back to our little group of friends. I think you and she need to reevaluate how much you value the rest of us, because we’re confused and we want to still be your friends.

6. You were the light at the end of the tunnel during a real tough time.

7. Why did you turn against me?

8. I miss who you used to be, before conformity got you and twisted you into someone you aren’t at heart. Every once and awhile I saw the old you shine through the new visage, but you quickly concealed it every time in order to fit in with the popular crowd. I want you to know that I liked you before you changed. I liked you for who you were.

9. I want to say this to you; the problem is, I don’t know how to find you. Where are you? Remember how much fun we used to have in first grade when you were living here? Do you still remember your old best friend? I miss you. I can’t find you anywhere. Come back!

10. I’d do anything for you.

What sayest thou? Speak!