“Doctor, please put your pants back on and continue with the operation.”


A survey? Why, sure!

A
Achievements: Several, but none of them have been too grand.
Age: 19.
Are you planning something right now?: I’m always planning. Always.
Arizona or Alaska: Alaska!

B
Birthdate: Groundhog’s Day of ’88.
Build: Short, stocky, short…did I mention short?
Babies, do you have any?: Hahaha….ahahaha…haha…no. Kids scare me.
Blonde or Brunette: Raven-haired!

C
Childhood sweetheart: Didn’t have one.
Current mood: Fuzzy.
Children, are there more in your future?: Refer to answer to “Babies, do you have any?” question.
Coke or Pepsi: Neither.

D
Dad’s name: Bob.
Dating anyone: Teehee…
Do you plan on having lots of money?: Well, it’s not something I’m planning—it comes with the career I’m looking at.
Dogs or Cats: Cats.

E
Elementary School: St. Mary’s.
Eye color: Hazel.
Ever going to China?: Eh. Probably not.
Early or Late: I like to get to appointments/class early, but I like to stay up late and wake up late, so…both.

F
First Crush: Don’t go to that dark place, please.
Fears: Failure and touching TV screens.
Future goals: Change the world. Be recognized.
Funny or Serious: I’m about 50/50. Maybe 47/53, respectively.

G
Grandparents’ names: Emily, Bob, Joyce, and Ray (deceased).
GPA: 4.0.
Going anywhere this weekend?: Nah.
Giver or Taker: Don’t we all like to believe we’re givers? Honestly, I don’t know what I am. Depends who I’m with.

H
High School: Moscow High School.
Hair color: Black.
Hate anyone for life?: Oh…probably.
Hairspray or Gel: Gel!

I
In 8th grade, who was your best friend?: Either Aneel or Ross, I think.
Is ignorance bliss?: Read my April 9th, 2007 blog for my answer.
Is there anything you wanna share?: Yes. But I can’t. It…yeah. I can’t.
Ice Cream or Cake: Ice cream. Oreo. Win.

J
Jumped rope for fun: Man, long ago.
Junk around you right now?: None, really. Unless you count pens. Lots and lots of pens.
Joining anything anytime soon?: Not that I’m aware of.
January or July: July!

K
Killed anyone: Nope.
Keeping a secret?: Yeah. Can’t tell it, either.
Kicking someone off your top friends today?: Yeah. All of them. They all suck.
Kiwi or Apple: Apple!

L
Lost anyone close to you: My grandpa.
List 3 people that you’ll love forever: My mom, whoever invented Scrabble, and Millard Fillmore.
Lover or Fighter: I fight for the things I love.

M
Middle School: Moscow Junior High School. Yes, I stayed in Moscow my whole life.
Marital Status: Married. To several.
Mom’s name: Karen.
Music or TV: Music!

N
Northern most state you’ve been to: Alaska.
Nickname: I don’t have one. Sad.
Name your future boy and girl: This is, of course, assuming that I change my mind sometime in the future and decide I’m actually going to HAVE a kid…which is rather unlikely. And even if I do, it had better be a boy because I don’t think I could handle a girl. Plus I’ve only ever pondered boy’s names. Don’t ask why, cause I don’t know. Well anyway, I’m going to shut up and actually answer this stupid question now: either Aaron, Adam, or Stephen.
Naughty or Nice: I’m a nice person, but if I want to I can be rather naughty at times.

O
Opened a piece of mail that wasn’t yours? Not recently.
Occupation: First window/dishwasher/tomato slicer/general all-around annoyance. Beat that.
Owe anyone money: I owe Nick a dollar, cause I made him use his last one buying me M&Ms.
Outgoing or Shy: I’m shy. Until I get some M&Ms in me. Then I’m insane.

P
Purposely destroyed someone’s life?: Not purposely, no. But I’ve probably messed some of my friends up just because of the crazy crap I’ve pulled at lunch. I know for a fact that I’ve corrupted Candida for life.
Postal Code: 83843.
Planning a major trip?: Boise, baby!
Pink or Black?: Pink, but only if it’s hot death pink.

Q
Quit a class: Oh, what an atrocity! Never!
Quickly…the first word to come to mind: Cigar. Freud would have a field day.
Quitting your job soon?: Eh, end of July.
Quiet or Loud: I like a quiet atmosphere, but I can be rather loud myself.

R
Rode in a plane: Many times.
Ride, tell me about yours: It’s nonexistent. Oh wait, scratch that. It’s my mom’s.
Running for any political office in the future?: I’ve always wanted to run for president, but I don’t have that special charisma that you need to win votes.
Rain or Snow: Snow!

S
Siblings names and ages: I’m sibling-less! Yay!
Shoe size: 7 women’s. I can fit into a 4, though, how sad is that?!
Shave daily?: Claude does. Though he’s sexy with a beard.
Shower or Bath: Shower, just because it’s faster.

T
Turning 21 was (will be): Scary.
Time: 3:21
Think you’ll live to be 100?: Ha! Me? I’m surprised I’ve made it this far.
Tame or Wild: I can be wild when I want to be. Just you wait.

U
Unique quality about you: I can do amazing things with my toes. Give me a 9 foot PVC pipe, a wide open space, sit back, and be amazed.
Underwear on? Unfortunately.
Under your bed lies: Nothing but air. And the carpet.
Under or Over: Over.

V
Vacation time left? A month or so.
Voting in the next Presidential election? Sure, of course.
Volleyball or Swimming: I suck at both, so…swimming.

W
Went white water rafting? Nope, but totally would.
Wearing right now: Pink pants. Striped shirt. I look like an easter egg.
Write a sentence about you: “Haha, yeah, seriously, my favorite part about you is the fact that almost everything you have goes down your pants.” E’raina, you have no idea how big of a compliment that is.
West Coast or East Coast: East, just because I’ve never been there and it sounds intriguing.

X
X-Rays in the past month: Um…kinda.
X-Mas plans: I start thinking of Christmas near the end of November.
X is a tough letter, ask me a question: I could ask you that damn “tree falls in a forest” bomb, but I’m nicer than that. So…do you like Millard Fillmore?
X-Tina or Britney who? I don’t know either.

Y
Your favorite song: “Philosophia” – The Guggenheim Grotto.
Your favorite place on Earth: My old room, which was actually a shed in the back, but totally awesome.
Yes or No: Yes! Oh YES! Haha. I’m dirty.

Z
Zodiac Sign: Floods of craziness. Aquarius.
Zebra print, own anything with it? Nope.
Zoo or Circus: Zoo, I suppose.

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