Yes, it’s another survey. Hey, do you think it’s easy crapping one of these out every 24 hours? Gimme a break!

Hi, my name is: Claudia
Never in my life have I been: Able to smell
The one person who can drive me nuts is: Myself
High school: was something I could have been suspended from several times for the crazy crap I did during lunch and the many objects I stuck down my pants.
When I’m nervous: I get nauseous.
The last song I listened to was: Glory, by Sugar Ray
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: Would be Aneel. No, I don’t care that he’s a man.
My hair is: looking as it always does. Black. Short. Kinda dorky.
When I was 5: I had yet to conquer my fear of the letter “v.”
Last Christmas: Is something I can’t really remember, how sad is that?
I should be: doing my reading for my directed study.
When I look down: I see a yellow blanket.
The happiest recent event was: getting an A in my summer class.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: Phoebe, but only because I’ve been told I’m like Phoebe. I’ve never actually seen “Friends.”
By this time next year: I’ll be one year away from graduating!
My current gripe is: my stupid hard drive got half-erased and I have to redo a whole bunch of crap.
I have a hard time understanding: people.
There’s this girl I know that: let me write all over her wall in her house (Shannyn!).
You know I like you when: I’ll do little (or big, it doesn’t matter) favors for ya.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my mom.
Take my advice: no matter how fun they sound, cardboard stilts will hurt you one way or another. Especially if you’re in a stall clinging to the wall for dear life because they decided to start collapsing just as you were touring the bathroom (don’t ask.)
The thing I want to buy: fabric. To make pants.
If you visited the place I was born: you’d find it to be a very typical hospital.
I plan to visit: Antarctica, at least once.
If you spent the night at my house: you would find my family and I being our usual weird selves. And then you’d probably run off screaming.
I’d stop my wedding if: I wasn’t sure about it. Which would be horrible, because I would hope I would be sure of things before that day came.
The world could do without: Bush. And other idiots.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the butt-region of a cockroach (hey, it’s a logical answer).
Most recent thing someone else bought me: stuff from the grocery store.
My favorite blonde is: Holy crap, I can’t pick just one! Amy’s of course very awesome, Maggie too…Nick is always hilarious…
My favorite brunette is: Ack! I know so many people with the brown hair! Matt, Aneel, E’raina, Shannyn, Paula…the list goes on and on. I can’t pick my favorite.
My favorite black hair is: Hmm, Candida has blackish hair…who else do I know with black hair besides me?
My middle name is: Marie
In the morning I: Am not capable of rational thought until 10:30 A.M. with my current sleeping schedule.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Sea anemones. Holy crap, that would rock.
Once, at a bar: I lost my grip and fell off (we’re talking uneven parallel bars here)
Last night I was: at work. Like always.
There’s this guy I know who: is a total dork and loves to philosophize and attempt to sing opera (Nick!).
If I was an animal I’d be: man, who knows? Probably something like a narwhal.
A better name for me would be: Actually, my name fits me rather well. It means “lame” in Latin, you know.
Tomorrow I am: going to ride my bike out to my special place 10 miles out, come back, read for my D.S., go to work, come home, blog, sleep.
Tonight I am: Blogging, sleeping.
My birthday is: February 2^nd.