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My big adventure today: I got a tablet. You know, one of those little handy-dandy doodads that attaches to your computer on which you can draw and stuff. I tried it out, just kind of experimenting with the pen, in Flash. Apparently my unconscious thoughts come through in my doodles, because I realized after awhile that these little squiggles I was drawing looked freakishly like sperm. As I was drawing them I thought, I wonder if I should post these on my blog. Then I thought, maybe I shouldn’t, as it may offend some of my more sensitive readers.

Then: do I have sensitive readers?

And: I’ve only got three or so regular readers in the first place. Well, if my crap hasn’t offended them yet, I don’t know why it would start now.

But by the time I’d made up my mind to post it up here, I’d absentmindedly deleted everything and started making random text boxes all over the page.

So I drew this instead. It’s an abacus. Duh.

Note: this was not drawn with the aforementioned tablet. This is my real drawing skill in Flash right now, not my make-a-stick-figure-dance-about-for-50-seconds animating skills. That comes later. Apologies in advance, Matt.

What sayest thou? Speak!