Holy crap, I am BORED and LONELY and don’t have a single thing to do. Blah. Here’s a survey. I should also mention I’m hyped up on sugar.

1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the Earth?
Well, assuming it were physically possible for a person to simply fall “off” the face of the Earth (which would also assume the earth was flat) and not just float off into space if gravity were suddenly not a factor (while screaming “why meeee? Whyyyyyyyyyy? NEEEEWWWWTTTTOONNNN!”), I would say yes. Several people.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I…press the little handle?
My telekinetic powers are for home use only.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
The question is…do I wear a car in the seatbelt?
(Yes. I wear a seatbelt.)

[I don’t know what happened to question 4. So I’m adding my own!] 

4. Please touch my butt?
Indeed.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
Patience would be the logical answer here. But honestly, it’s time. I hate running out of time.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Resemble physically? I’ve never been told I resemble any famous people physically.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Besides cheese, olives. I lika da olives.

8. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yes I do.

[Ack! No number nine either? Well, fine!]

9. If you were to be left with only one of the five senses, which one would it be?
Oh dangit, I trapped myself with my own question. Hm…probably sight. As much as I love music, I love color and the visual aspect of the world even more.

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
I had that damn Hebrides song we played in band stuck in my head for about three months. That got old rather quickly, mainly because people in my other classes were telling me to shut up when I’d whistle it unknowingly.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
I can’t remember how it goes now. Honestly, I have Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” stuck in my head right now and I CAN’T GET IT OUT. I need some medical attention.

12. What are your super powers?
Covert butt groping, the ability to embody past and dead presidents, and the ability to work the name “Millard Fillmore” into almost anything.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Millard Fillmore (ha! See?)

14. Where are your car keys?
My what now? Oh, in my purse. But I don’t know where that is.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Oh, whoever picks it up and dusts it off after me. Which will most likely be Maggie.

16. What’s your most annoying habit?
Probably my obsessive obsessing and worrying. Especially about time, school, and whether or not I’m making a total idiot of myself when I talk to other people. Come to think of it, I think I myself qualify as an annoying habit. You get addicted to me and then it’s like “oh damn, you can’t get rid of it!”

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Man, I don’t remember. Oh right…Alaska. Last summer. When I got my arm caught in that film thing. Haha.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be???
Do they have to be living?

19. What is your best physical feature?
My toes have won awards.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Mozart’s Requiem.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Coldness, some form of food, and this little egg thingy that’s supposed to keep veggies fresh.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I believe that it’s bad luck to partake in superstitious behavior. OH I TOTALLY JUST BLEW YOUR MIND DIDN’T I?!

23. What color are your bed sheets?
Many colors…green, blue, brown, pink, purple, and orange.

24. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
A bird, despite the whole bird flu risk.

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
I rarely talk on my cell phone ever, actually.

26. What are your favorite sayings?
“Holy crap” is uttered way too frequently by me. There are probably more, but I can’t think of them.

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I haven’t sang in the shower since I started college, mainly because I shower in the Rec Center and that would really creep people out if I started singing, “give it to me baby! UH-HUH! UH-HUH!”

28. If you could go back or forward in time, would you and where would you go?
I would go back to before the Big Bang, witness said Big Bang (if it indeed happen that way) and then come back, write a few books, and win multiple Nobel Prizes with my knowledge. Ha!

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
He was the guy in “Star Wars,” right? Yeah. “Star Wars.”

30. What CD is in your stereo?
Mozart!

31. What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
Is this survey trying to predict the future by assuming that I am going to change the CD in my stereo within the next—OH MY GOD I REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THE CD IN MY STEREO!

32. How many kids do you plan on having?
Having or giving birth to? Cause I can “have” like forty of ’em packed into the living room at once…hey, that would be kinda cool. Then I could crowd surf, assuming they weren’t too young/crushable.

33. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
Oh…I’m not telling! :P

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn’t know, even if they are famous?
So…you’re asking if I ever get the urge to kiss a random stranger? Say, if I were walking down sixth street and some guy with bad teeth hobbled out of the coffee shop I would be all, “TAKE ME, BAD BOY!”? Um, not to my knowledge, no.

35. What do you do when no one is watching?
Man, what DON’T I do when no one is watching?

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
William Shatner. No question.

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Sleep is BORING! Give me the blaze, baby!

38. Have you ever started to fill out a survey on Myspace and then thought “this is stupid” and exit without sending it?
Honestly, no. I love these gems of time-wasting!

39. Coffee or tea?
Blah, neither.

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you’ve seen in concert?
I have yet to see a band in concert. Unless you consider concert band performing in a concert hall type area. :P

[41 is missing too!]

41. Favorite body part?
Uvula!

42. Do you talk to yourself?
That’s actually what my blogs are…just my random thoughts. Other than them, yes. And there’s a whole other story that goes along with this, but I’m going to leave that out just to keep things simple.

43. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
The Dev and I have formed our own Midnight Salsa Dance Club. $666 per person per visit.