Why hello again! In keeping with my little set up, today I will give you all a list of my top 20 blogs.

Rules in place:
1. They must be funny.
2. They must be something I wrote, not just copied and pasted on a day I was lazy.
3. Yeah, that’s about it.

So here are my top 20 blogs:

1. The Second Continental Chatroom
I was on it when I came up with this. What the birth of the Declaration of Independence would have been like if the Founding Fathers would have had access to the internet and chatrooms.

2. If You’re Ever Going to Worry about My Mental State, I Think Now Would Be the Time to Start!
“Seuss on the Loose.” Best poem ever. Apologies to Dr. Seuss and to all insulted within the poem.
Warning: dirty

3. Looking for the Best Font for You? I Got the Answer Right Here for the Low, Low Price of $19.99!
I analyze the personalities of people based on the fonts they use (I think I analyze seven, but I’m too lazy to count). Note: some of the fonts won’t show up on your computer; use your imagination!

4. Waiter! There’s a Hippo in my Taco Grande!
Ah, the infamous rant against pants. I was bored that night. And insane.

5. Waiter! There’s a Quadriplegic in my Jazzercise Class!
A bunch of random letters addressed to a bunch of random people. Includes a personal letter to Jack London!

6. Do Me Like a Crossword Puzzle!
I discuss my hypothermia in a very strange manner. Hilarity ensues. Poor Watson.

7. What’s in a Name? A Whole Lotta Crap in 2006, Apparently…
I rant on the top ten boy’s names of 2006, despite the fact that all but the first one are perfectly fine names. Haha. Poor “Noah.”

8. E’raina Gets It!
Man, I don’t know what I was on when I wrote this bad boy. But it’s amusing, in a twisted, stupid, dorky sort of way.

9. I Like my Weather Hot and my Women Seasonably Warm
Witty observations about my day.
Warning: not very witty.

10. The Ranking of the Presidents
Why do I rank everything? Seriously. Like 50% of my blogs involve ranking, while another 50% involve lists. The other 10% involve other random crap. And yes, I know that’s more than 100%.

11. Claudia’s Review of the Smilies
The poor smilies get it. Some of them more than others.

12. Tax Deduction! Tax Deduction! Tax Deduction!
I list some quotes of mine. Many involve Maggie over MSN Messenger. Many of them involve no humor whatsoever.

13. Incompetent People Suck
Ah, my early blogging days. This was rather serious at the time (I was rather pissed off) but it’s pretty funny looking back on it now. Plus that little chat conversation is pretty funny, too.

14. Claudia’s 100^th Blog Post!
I don’t know why this one amuses me, but it does. I think it’s because it’s rather random.

15. Claudia Can’t Think of a Good Blog: The Blog
Man, this one’s dirty and it’s not even (entirely) my fault. Pretty funny.

16. You Cannot Be What You are Not. It is the Simple Truth of Man.
Yeah, I’m stretching a bit here, but there is a bit of humor in this one. Plus, it’s informative. At least one of these blogs has to have a purpose!

17. Fun with the Periodic Table
Oh dear, I remember this one. I use the initials of my friends and compare them to the elements on the Periodic Table that they correspond to. Odd.

18. Jimmy Crack Corn One More Time and I’m Referring Him to a Specialist
I diss iTunes’ grammar. Then I realize I made a mistake. I done bad.

19. From “Aquarius” to “Virgo,” No One is Safe!
Mediocre in some, pretty amusing in others. The zodiac gets it.

20. Okay, Last Time, I Swear!
My third conversation with Santabot.com. What fun these were.