It’s the weekend. Time for pondering!

Questions for said pondering:
1. Why do I have twelve spoons in my dorm room? (I don’t ever use spoons!)
2. What’s up with these summer sandals having friggin’ HEELS on them? (It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen!)
3. Why do all the teeth on the right side of my mouth hurt?
4. I saw the most disturbing advertisement today—what is a “Hop on Cock” éclair? And why do I now want one?
5. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
6. Why is being a virgin portrayed as a curse in our society (in other words, why is being a slut portrayed as the epitome of awesomeness?)?
7. What do YOU see in the inkblot?

And finally…

8. What’s your favorite thing about me? Seriously. This is important for my egotism self-esteem.