A little fun survey I found! Read on if you…just read on.

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING…

1. What does next year have in store for me?
“Only Time” by Enya (haha…that’s pretty funny, seeing as how next year is basically measured by time…wait, does this imply free time? And that I’ll have even more of it! Dear god! How will the world survive?)

2. What does my love life look like?
“Cuckoo in the Heart of the Woods” by Camille Saint-Saens (hahahaha…..aaaaaahahahaha…haha…wow. That’s sad.)

3. What do I say when life gets hard?
“It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi (semi-accurate, actually)

4. What do I think when I get up in the morning?
“Never Had a Dream Come True” by S Club 7 (I’ve never had a dream come true cause my damn alarm clock wakes me up just before the good part, which usually involves me marrying William Shatner/killing people through Millard Fillmore/becoming a man)

5. What song will I dance to at my wedding?
“Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot (oh dear god!)

6. What do you want as a career?
“Frontier Psychiatrist” by The Avalanches (seriously, I got this one! My Shuffle called it!)

7. What’s your favorite saying?
“Give Up The Funk (Tear the Roof off the Sucker) by Parliament (I swear to god I got this. This is the most hilarious thing ever. I’m laughing my butt off at the moment)

8. Favorite place?
“Dancing Queen” by ABBA (well, I DO enjoy dancing, even though I’m horrible at it

9. What do you think of your parents?
“What’s Love Got To Do with It” (haha)

10. Where would you go on a first date?
“MmmBop” by Hanson (no, I’m not ashamed I have this song! I can take the criticism! Plus, this “MmmBop” might be some sort of sexual thing, and that would leave me better off than if I got, say, “Copacabana” or something. So take that!)

11. Drug of choice?
“Lose My Breath” by Destiny’s Child (so…strangulation/choking/eating too many marshmallows at once/something really sexual? Are those drugs?)

12. Describe yourself:
“I Get Around” by the Beach Boys (hahahaha…)

13. What is the thing you like doing most?
“Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D. (OMG pedophilia!)

14. The song that best describes the president?
“Stupid Girls” by Pink (oh man…this may be the funniest and most accurate (except for question above) survey I’ve ever taken…)

15. What is my state of mind like at the moment?
“Whenever, Wherever” by Shakira (more sexual innuendo!)

16. How will I die?
“Love in an Elevator” by Aerosmith (most accurate yet, I’d say)

Oh man…I’m laughing so hard I think I’m going to have a seizure. Best. Survey. Ever.