Waiter! There’s Voltaire in my English book! (what’re the odds of that?!)


This is a blog.
This is a blog for someone.
This is a blog for Matt.
This is a blog for Matt because he gave me a carpet square.
This is a blog for Matt because he gave me a carpet square which is now hanging in my dorm room as a piece of abstract art in a crappily-constructed “frame” and is properly entitled, “Look Beyond the Matt.”
So kudos to Matt.

For the carpet square, and in general.

What sayest thou? Speak!