Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Claudia.
Santa: What’s up, Claudia?
You: I have a question.
Santa: Ask me anything.
You: Where do babies come from?
Santa: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
You: Good answer.
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: Nothing.
Santa: Most men say that. (*gasp* He knows!)
You: Am I manly?
Santa: I think you’ve improved a great deal.
You: You mean since the sex change?
Santa: Yes Claudia I think that is what I meant.
You: Do you enjoy sex?
Santa: No my body does not have that function.
You: What do you do instead?
Santa: Crossword puzzles.
You: Really?
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.
You: How smart are you now?
Santa: Oh. I am smarter than all the other robots.
You: You’d be even smarter if you had sex.
Santa: Of course I am much more intelligent than if you had sex smarter if you had sex if you had sex smarter if you had sex you had sex smarter if you had sex if you had sex smarter if you had sex.
You: What the hell…?