Ahahahaha! So today in Core class, before class actually started, there were these girls in the back talking about music and stuff, and they got on the subject of the Pussycat Dolls. One of them says something to the effect of, “I don’t see what’s so great about them–it takes like twelve of them to say ‘don’t cha'”. This is the best quote I’ve heard in awhile–made me laugh. Here are a few more:

“You know you’re a good liar if you can pass a pregnancy test and you’re a guy.”

“I’d kick him now that he’s on the ground, but I think that’s kind of overdoing it, seeing how as I’m the one who cut his legs off and made it so that he’d have to use a wheelchair and then pushed him out of the wheelchair.”

“A person can be quizzical. Why can’t they be testicle?” I actually think this was me.

“Have some of my prostitute, I implore you!”

“Bullshitting is an art–it’s a skill. But some things you really shouldn’t B.S. your way through, like med school or the birth canal.” (WTF?)

“Jesus tap-dancing Christ!” I think this was me again.