…in my entire life!! That was the best time I’ve ever had with my friends. Here goes the sequence of events:

1. Candida and Shannyn and I wait for Aneel and E’raina and Amy while Aneel picks out a swimming suit.
2. Go up to room and try on sexy lengerie (including Aneel).
3. Get pizza.
4. Get miscellaneous crap from WinCo.
5. Swim swim!
6. Stripping for Shannyn!
7. “Team America!”
8. Get awful news that Aneel has to leave.
9. Aneel vanishes!

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And now the fun REALLY starts…

So Aneel leaves and Shannyn and Candida go into the other room we rented. This leaves Amy, E’raina and I. We watch some dating shows on TV (including Next), and we ponder pillow fighting, which occurs. As we’re doing this, E’raina starts texting Aneel, asking him…um…”personal” questions while he is desperate for pics of our pillow fights. Then he went to bed cause we wouldn’t give him any pictures.

Then E’raina and Amy were messing around on the beds and then we were all lying in one bed and we started having these conversations about SUBWAY!! We were talking about cucumbers and that led to the best quotes of the night:

-“Crunchatize me, Cap’n!” ~E’raina (this had me laughing for about three hours)
-“Subway…eat fresh!” ~Amy
-“Subway…eat fresh…with Jared!” ~Me
And here are some other fun ones:
-“It’s gettin’ cold in here…so put on all your clothes…” ~E’raina
-“The tusk senses all!” ~Me

Holy crap…we were laughing so hard…then Amy and E’raina started wrestling and I took some photos in the dark, which I have to get developed real soon. I don’ think we had any neighbors, or else we would have gotten kicked out of the hotel.

That was the best night I’ve ever had!!