You know what’s great about my friends?
~ I can strip in front of them and they just want to join me.
~ They don’t laugh at me, they laugh with me (mainly because I’m always laughing at myself. Weirdo.).
~ They let me ride in their cars (Aneel and Amy!).
~ They take me up to the surgical center on the hill and we do fun things.
~ They do this:

…and don’t give me crap about the extreme glare coming from my whitey-white legs.
They all rock my socks!
(photo courtesy (that means stolen) from Aneel’s pictures page!)
My title’s a Marilyn Monroe quote, by the way.
