I have no life. This has been established.

For those of you who also don’t have a life and are as geeky as me, here are two cool things to download:

1) This is a really friggin’ cool interactive Periodic Table of the Elements. You can read all sorts of interesting facts about each element as well as sort them by melting point, boiling point, mass, etc. Fun fun!
2) Wee! This lets you zoom around the solar system and orbit the planets. Very good graphics.

By the way, if any of you remember when I first emailed you The Desert, I would appreciate it if you would remind me–I can’t remember when I created it.

And ANOTHER thing–I find it interesting that we call socially inept people “dorks”. A dork is a whale’s penis.

…are whales’ penises socially inept?