I was so pissed off yesterday that I forgot to mention Candida and the apple. You know that bottom part of the apple that is on the exact underside of the stem? That’s the apple’s anus. You do not eat the apple’s anus.

What did Candida do yesterday? SHE ATE THE APPLE’S ANUS!!! She is no longer the Candida I once knew.

That Candida is dead to me.

But we are still in love.