Facebook updates for today:

-Claudia is screwing around in the Ag Sci computer lab (take THAT, productivity!).
-Claudia is rising to power in the Ag Sci computer lab.
-Claudia is now the Chief Justice of the Supreme Ag Sci Computer Lab Court.
-Claudia is Pharaoh of the Ag Sci computer lab.
-Claudia is facing opposition from the riffraff in the Ag Sci computer lab.
-Claudia is fighting the death of her dynasty in the Ag Sci computer lab! Barricade the doors! Fire the cannons! Do something! Anything! Damn you all!
-Claudia is now exiled from the Ag Sci computer lab…but she’ll be back…hehe…with knives…

Um, yeah. I was having a little bit of boredom-induced fun in an empty computer lab. The chairs worshipped me originally. They offered me their ball bearings. Then they elevated me to their Pharaoh. Then they began to grow unhappy with my tyrannical rule. Then they overthrew me. And I was thrown into exile.

Yeah. I’ll be back, you anarchic chairs. I’ll be back.