Four names that people call me:
1. Claudia
2. Claudsie
3. Claude
4. Marie (mostly by my dad)

Four jobs I have had:
1. Research assistant
2. Art Camp apprentice
3. Slave for the U of I
4. In-home caregiver

Four movies I would watch more than once:
1. Apollo 13
2. Armageddon
3. Titanic
4. The Butterfly Effect

Four TV shows that I watch/watched:
1. METAL-FREAKING-OCALYPSE!
2. Frasier
3. Chicago Hope
4. Futurama

Four places I have lived:
1. Moscow
2. The other side of Moscow
3. Somewhere in the middle of Moscow
4. Troy

Four places I have been:
1. Stockholm, Sweden
2. Helsinki, Finland
3. Juneau, Alaska
4. Vancouver, B.C.

Four People who text me:
1. No
2. People
3. Text
4. Me

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Potatoes
2. Spaghetti
3. M&Ms
4. Um…what else do I eat?

Four of my favorite drinks:
1. Water
2. Milk
3. Chocolate milk (it’s different, dammit!)
4. Apple juice

Four things I am looking forward to this year:
1. Grad school!
2. Getting the hell out of Moscow
3. Having my own apartment
4. Starting over

Survey time!!

What is something that you realized today?
Grad school scares the crap out of me.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
I didn’t go to sleep last night. I work from 8PM-7AM.

Do you smoke crack every day?
Totally.

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Today. I talked to a bunch of them.

Who was the first person you talked to today?
My mom?

Have you ever ridden a horse?
Surprisingly.

Have you ever cried so much you threw up?
Do panic attacks count for this?

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
Not much. Nothing big happens for another two months.

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Sorta.

Are you wearing jeans right now?
I never wear jeans.

What’s something you do when you’re mad?
Yell. Berate myself. Listen to music.

Would you rather be mad or sad?
That’s a tough one.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Already have.

Do you ever use words like stoked, souped or sick?
Nope, not really.

When was the last time you cried?
This morning.

Closest green object to you?
My backpack.

Where is your default picture taken?
In my room.

What is your current mood?
Okay.

What do you wear to bed?
Boxers + Rock Band shirt.

If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
Yup.

The song you’re playing?
Trollhammaren. Finntroll is badass.

Favorite color?
Orange!

What’s your favorite smell?
STABBING YOU

What are you thinking about right now?
Registration on Wednesday.

What should you be doing?
Sleeping.

Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
The guy riding my tail while I was lost on Mountain View trying to find a house.

Do you like working in the yard?
I like digging up stumps. Long story. Don’t ask.

What color are your eyes?
Hazel.

Where did you get your last bruise from?
The train. Yeah, that’s still there.

Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
Nope.

What was the last thing you ate?
M&Ms

Were you happy when you woke up today?
I didn’t wake up today.

Does it snow where you live?
Yup.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I certainly hope not. (One year later edit: WOOO!)

What are you excited for?
Grad school…I think.

What’s a fact about the last person that texted you?
No texty.

Did you see the movie Twilight?
Bah.

Are you dating anyone?
Nope.

Do you like anyone?
Leibniz.

What brings out the worst in you?
Feeling inadequate. Moochers. Children.

How many friends do you have that don’t smoke?
Most of my friends don’t smoke.

If you download music, what was the last song you downloaded?
E-Pro. Damn you, Beck!

What do you think of the song ‘Woah Oh (Me Vs. Everyone)’ by Forever The Sickest Kids?
Never heard it.

Doesn’t it drive you nuts when people think they ‘need’ to have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes.

Do you know anyone that thinks that?
Yes.

The last time you fell down the stairs, where were they leading to?
I don’t remember the last time I fell down the stairs. Mainly because I stay away from them ‘cause I know they want me dead.

Would you rather go to Canada or Mexico on vacation?
Canada. Definitely.

When’s the last time you vacuumed your room?
Awhile ago.

What do you own with zebra print on it?
Nothing.

What song is currently stuck in your head?
Sleepyhead. As usual, haha.

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Sure.

Where were you last night?
On a ship! Like I am right now.

What is today’s date?
June 3^rd, 2009

Anyone crushing on you?
If they were, I’d like them to tell me.

What is your relationship status?
Single.

Has anyone ever sung to you?
Not specifically.

First person to text today?
No one.

What color are your eyes?
Hazel.

Do you like funny people or serious people?
Funny.

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
Nope.

Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?
MySpace.

Who makes you happiest right now?
My roomies.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Writing.

Can you think of any sarcastic comment off the top of your head right now?
Nah, it’s early.

Which is prettier, a sunrise or a sunset?
Sunset. Got some pictures of it last night (at like 10:30 PM in Alaska).

What’s something that crosses your mind more than anything else?
Questions about the future.

If you were a hippie for a day, what would you do?
Wear bell-bottoms! Yeah.

Many people call themselves artistic, what about you?
Meh.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night. Totally.

Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Maybe. Depends on the circumstances.

What did the last text message you sent say?
I’ve never texted.

Where was your default picture taken
In my room.

Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
Why is it 80 degrees outside in Alaska?

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Glasses.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Fly back to Moscow. Work.

If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
Durh.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
I think we were standing by it.

Do you get high a lot?
Nope.

Do you wish that you were somewhere else right now?
Nope.

Have you kissed anyone on your top?
Yup.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
I hope so.

Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
Nope, I curl up because I keep my window open and fan on.

Do you have empty alcohol bottles hidden anywhere?
Have you seen our kitchen?

Could you go a month without cursing?
Hahaha, nope, not anymore.

What school did you go to in 8th grade?
MJHS.

Do you have any famous ancestors?
Founder of the Ortega Company!

Do you dislike anyone right now?
There’s someone I wish would get the hell out of our house, but that’s about it.

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Like five minutes.

Do you own any band t-shirts?
Marching band, haha.

Would you ever kiss someone who has done drugs before?
Already have.

What does your hair look like right now?
I just washed it and it dried all pouffy in the wind off the balcony.

Do you regret your last kiss?
Never.

Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you?
Nope.

What do you want?
Leibniz.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Standing on the balcony watching glaciers.

If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
Maybe.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Maybe.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My dad.

If someone you hated died, what would you do?
Probably nothing.

Are you one of those people who’s hands are always cold?
They’re pretty average.

Do you have any summer plans yet?
It is summer, and yes.

Do you tend to waste a lot of money?
Hahahaha, I love eBay.

Do you have trust issues?
Yeah.

Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yes.

Do you think the boy should be older then the girl in a relationship?
Who cares?

Are your lips chapped at the moment?
Nope.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Oh man. All last semester.

Has anyone ever given you roses?
Yup. :)

Has anyone ever rhymed your name with something else?
“Claudia” doesn’t really rhyme with much.

Is anything bothering you?
The whole student visa thing’s getting to me a little.

What was your last thought last night before you went to bed?
It’s hot in here.

Danced in the rain before?
Half-naked.

Do you like school?
Bah.

Favorite thing to do with friends?
Get naked!

You got laid last night, didn’t you?
Nope.

Have you ever had a sleepover with a member of the opposite sex?
Does Ridenbaugh count?
Does the Orgy Couch count, also?

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you said something to?
My dad.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a C?
Nope.

What’s the biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Student visa.

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
Yeah.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
About a  week ago.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
4.

Who will your next kiss be?
Good question.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Doubt it.

Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Meh.

Is there someone you want out of your life for good?
Yes.

Are you happy?
For me, yes.

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
Nope.

Where did you get your last bruise from?
I ran into the armrest on the train.

Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
Once.

How many TRUE friends do you have that you can tell anything to?
One.

What’s one action you do when you’re really horny?
Go into my room. Listen to music. Think.

What did you last cry over?
Can’t remember.

Do you mean anything to the last person you held hands with?
I hope so.

Where did you go last night?
To dinner? To Skagway?

How many windows are open on your computer?
Three.

Are you shy?
Yeah.

Are you close with your siblings?
No sibbies!

Would you rather be the heartbroken or the heart breaker?
Heartbroken.

Have you ever been heartbroken?
Meh.

Do you believe in love?
Yeah.

Current mood?
Okay.

Are you too forgiving?
Oh man, definitely.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yup.

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Doubtful.

Do you secretly like someone?
Yeah.

Do you care what others think of you?
Sure.

Do you think you’ll be married in 10 yrs?
Hahahaha

Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
Yeah. Orgy Couch solved that problem, though.

Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
Depends.

Last year, do you remember who you liked?
Sure.

Two days from now at this time, where will you be?
On the ship. Or in Victoria.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
No idea.

Have you ever thought you were going to marry someone?
Not seriously.

Do you already know what your are getting someone for Christmas?
Nope.

Do you wear socks to bed?
Nope.

how late did you stay up last night and why?
1 AM. I only fell asleep ‘cause I was bored.

Do you smoke weed everyday?
Nope.

Have you ever ridden a horse?
Like once. They’re scary.

You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life,what is it?
HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!
‘Cause then I wouldn’t have to drink it for very long.

Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like shit?
Yeah.

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Sort of.

Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn’t?
Yup.

When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking?
A couple weeks ago.

Who are your favorite people to talk to when you’re down?
Nick. Matt. Aaron.

Does the person you like, like you back?
I dunno.

Are you friends with someone who lies about the stupidest stuff ever?
Yes.

Do you think you are a good person?
I hope so…

What did you do today?
Took a shower, stood out on the balcony, saw seals, saw the Dawes glacier, mowed over some icebergs.

What will you be doing in 3 hours?
Probably still mowing over icebergs.

Do you have a stereo that cost over 300 dollars?
Nope.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
A little.

Excited about anything?
Grad school! My own apartment!

Your brother tells you he’s in jail, what do you say?
“I have a BROTHER?”

Tears are falling from your eyes, what’s the reason?
I’m stupid.

Something you wanna say to someone?
“You’re a bitch.”

Are you a boy or a girl?
Lady.

Last time you touched a baby?
That sounds super dirty.

Do you sleep with the light on?
Nope.

Do you bite your nails?
Nope.

Does your mom tuck you in?
Nope.

Who’s next to you?
Whoever’s in the adjacent staterooms.

Could you cry right now?
Nah.

Do you have any guns?
Nope.

Ever spent more than 30 days in jail?
Nope.

Do you act differently around the person you have feelings for?
Nope.

Do you like the rain?
Only if it’s warm rain.

Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Haha, doubt it.

Do you think you’ve ruined your chances with someone?
That’s a very complicated question.

Are you excited for next year?
Hell yes. Quantitative Methods program, baby!

Do you wear eyeliner?
Yup.

Do you think making out is slutty?
Um…no?

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
My dad? Meh.

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed that meant something to you?
Yes.

What are/were you doing at 12 this afternoon?
Sitting on the bed.

Are you scared of losing the person you have feelings for?
Nope.

Are you ashamed of your past?
Parts of it.

Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah.

Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Comes with working U of I housing.
Fun fact: grad students barf a lot.

Who is irritating you right now?
A certain someone…

And why?
She’s obnoxious and can’t catch hint.

Anything you’re giving up on?
Nope.

Do you take walks often?
Bah.

Name something random that’s to your left:
Mirror!

Name something random that’s to your right:
Thermostat!

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Whatever day grades came in. May 19^th.

Is there anything that you are craving right now?
Not hungry.

Last time you kissed someone?
May 16^th.

Do you like the sound of the dryer running?
Anything’s better than the dishwasher.

Would you ever donate blood?
I would if I weren’t anemic.

What does your last text say?
No idea.

Who is the last person you high-fived?
Nick?

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Yes.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Haha, yay for band.

Are the last two people you kissed the same person?
That makes no logical sense.

Do you have any bruises?
On my butt. Surprise butt armrest.

What are you listening to?
The captain over the loudspeaker.

Is your birthday in a winter month?
Yup.

Any lyrics to a song that fit your current boy situation perfectly?
Probably.

But instead, I have a survey!

Are you a loyal friend?
I’d like to think so.

Who is your favorite fashion designer?
Alex Colman (think those bright pink bell bottoms I have. Those were from his company).

Why do you love the person you love?
Because he’s sweet.

If you were to become a superhero, what would you call yourself?
Spectrum!

What’s something you’re really good at?
Writing?
School?

Do you write fan fiction?
Yes indeed.

What’s your favorite thing to debate?
Free will versus determinism.

Is there something about you that you keep secret from your friends?
There’s something about me I keep secret from everyone but my parents and grandparents.

What’s your favorite TV show?
METALOCALYPSE, BITCHES!

Your top five songs:
As of right now…
Sleepyhead – Passion Pit
Lights & Music – Cut Copy
Atlas – Battles
Body Crash – Buy Now!
Supermassive Black Hole – Muse

What’s your living situation?
Awesome.

Any obsessions?
Hahaha…statistics, Leibniz, philosophy in general, blogging.

Are you in a band?
In Rock Band I am, haha. Summer just started, so I’m technically not in any band right now.

What are the genres of the last five songs you’ve downloaded?
Electronic, metal, rock, folk, and dance.

What’s the hardest class you’ve ever taken?
Either Symbolic Logic or Linear Algebra. Symbolic Logic because it was stuff I’d never dealt with before, Linear Algebra because, well, it’s algebra.

Name a song that reminds you of an ex.
You’re a God – Vertical Horizon

Are you a risk-taker?
In my own way. Taking 22-25 credits a semester is quite a risk, I’d say.

What was the last song you downloaded?
Body Crash by Buy Now! Badass electronic.

Do you own any music sung in a different language?
German, Japanese, French, Swedish, Spanish…I think there’s one in Dutch…

Which friend of yours lives closest to you?
Well, technically Sean does, ‘cause one wall separates us, but if we’re talking outside of the house, probably Matt. Or someone in the dorms.

Besides you, who was the last person in your room?
Aaron.

What were you doing last Friday night?
Having fun with my roomies.

What’s one thing that can always make you laugh?
Aaron and Sean playing in co-op. They’re hilarious when they game together.

Do you dye your hair?
Twice. Once to put in temporary red dye. Once again ALMOST A YEAR LATER TO GET THE DAMN TEMPORARY RED DYE OUT!
L’oreal lies.

Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
Do you know who I live with?

Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
It ate my soul.

What do you currently hear?
My laptop fan revving up to take off into the stratosphere.
Little bugger’s NOISY.

What’s your favorite Disney movie moment?
Frollo’s “Hellfire” song in Hunchback. Badass.

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
10. What else do you say about me behind my back?
9. You’re such a show-off. Get over yourself.
8. Through all the crap that’s happened between us, we’ve somehow stayed very good friends. Thank you for that.
7. Get out of our house. You’ve overstayed your welcome by about 6 months.
6. Whatever happened to you? I’m curious.
5. Get over it. It happened, it’s done, stop blaming me every time you talk to me.
4. If you were alive today, I’d be stalking you (you all probably know who this is)
3. You and I have the perfect blend of humor. Our messenger conversations are gold, and I’m going to save them forever. You’re awesome.
2. You’re one of my closest friends, and I’m so glad we both decided to participate in that exercise in Psych 101. You’re hilarious, and I’m going to miss you a lot.
1. I love you. So much.

NINE things about yourself:
9. If I wasn’t a coward, I’d be a math major.
8. I adore the sound of cathedral bells.
7. When I was a kid (first-fourth grade, mainly), I had this wild ambition to remake movies with my peers—to direct them and star in them and film them so that they would be shown to millions. I had all these plans, I wanted the remakes to be famous (this first happened with Toy Story, then Star Wars, then Anastasia, then Mulan, etc.). I don’t know what ever happened to that desire and why I don’t have a burning passion to go into the movie business.
6. I think men’s fashion from the 18^th century is astoundingly gorgeous.
5. The color red-orange makes me physically ill. Even the sound of it makes me kinda queasy.
4. I still am passionate about Antarctica. I’m going to go there before it all melts away.
3. I couldn’t spell the word “their” correctly until I was like 16. I always wanted to spell it “thier” because that looks better.
2. I write gay erotica in my spare time. No, you can’t read it.
1. I love statistics. I mean, I really love statistics. They fascinate me, and I want to unlock their secrets.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:
8. Let me ramble. You don’t have to listen, just let me do it.
7. Understand that my love for Leibniz is of no threat to you. Odds are he will never be brought back to life.
6. If you’re pudgy, show it off.
5. Have an unhealthy obsession with something. I don’t know why I find that so attractive, but I do.
4. Pants. Don’t wear them very often.
3. Trust me.
2. I can take a lot of disrespect before I even mention that I feel slighted. Please treat me with a little kindness. I don’t take much, really.
1. Let me be there for you. Rely on me.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
7. How much I miss certain things in the past.
6. “That would make a really good Flash!”
5. “How can I make a stupid pun about this?”
4. Grades.
3. The free will/determinism debate.
2. “What would Leibniz/Hume/Berkeley/Kant/etc. think about this?”
1. “How can I statistically analyze that?”

SIX things you do before you fall asleep:
6. Listen to music to wind down.
5. Brush my teeth.
4. Change into jammies.
3. Open the window.
2. Turn on the fan.
1. Turn on my alarms (all four of them).

FIVE people who mean a lot to you.(friends only)
5. Maggie.
4. Matt.
3. Nick.
2. Sean.
1. Aaron (friend version, haha).

FOUR things you’re wearing right now.
4. Bra.
3. Shirt.
2. Undies.
1. Um…glasses?

THREE songs that you listen to often.
3. Farewell by Apocalyptica.
2. Lights and Music by Cut Copy.
1. Sleepyhead by Passion Pit.

TWO things you want to do before you die:
2. Write something. Something good. Something for which I’ll be remembered.
1. Make notable strides in the field of statistics, preferably by coming up with a better method for measuring non-normal data.

ONE confession:
1. I’m a college graduate with honors and I can’t add single digits in my head.

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What’s your motto?
Life is a Highway – Rascal Flatts

2.What do your friends think of you?
Lady – Lenny Kravitz

3. What do you think about very often?
Murmaider – Dethklok (hahaha)

4. What is 2 + 2?
Goldfish – Michael Andrews

5. What do you think of your best friend?
Funkytown – Lipps, Inc.

6. What do you think of the person you like?
Nothing Else Matters – Apocalyptica

7. What is your life story?
Undiscovered – Ashlee Simpson (yes, I have an Ashlee Simpson song, shut up)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cool – Gwen Stefani

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Shut Up – Black Eyed Peas (hahahaha)

10. What do your parents think of you?
The Electric Version – The New Pornographers

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Louie Louie – Kingsmen (hell yeah!)

12. What will they play at your funeral?
Boats and Birds – Gregory and the Hawk

14. What is your biggest secret?
The Invisible Island – Deep Forest

15. What do you think of your friends?
Best I Ever Had – Vertical Horizon

16. What’s the worst thing that could happen?
More Than a Feeling – Boston

17. How will you die?
Go into the Water – Dethklok

18. What is the one thing you regret?
Hide and Seek – Imogen Heap

19. What makes you laugh?
Trouble – Coldplay

20. What makes you cry?
Leaving on a Jet Plane – Chantal Kreviazuk

21. Will you ever get married?
She Hates Me – Puddle of Mudd (haha)

22. What scares you the most?
Rock and Roll Part II – Gary Glitter

23. Does anyone like you?
She’s Different – Sugar Ray

24. If you could go back in time would you change?
Highway to Hell – AC/DC

25. What hurts right now?
Harder to Breathe – Maroon 5

26. What will you post this as?
Put a Penny in the Slot – Fionn Regan

1. Do you smoke mary-jane?
Do what now?

2. Have you kissed anyone is the last two weeks?
Yes indeed.

3. Who’s the last person that came to your house?
Matt?

4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SBSP!

5. What is the last thing that you drank?
Milk

6. What time did you get up today?
7:30

7. Elvis or James Dean?
Elvis

8. Who is one person you can’t stand from grade school?
I remember John being extremely obnoxious

9. What grade did you get in Algebra
Hahahaha….haha…C-.

10. Who did you kiss last?
Aaron!

11. Is there anyone you would like to fight?
Nope

12. Do you like someone right now?
Hell yes

13. What are you doing right now?
Watching Futurama

14. What were you doing before this survey?
Rock Band!

15. Who did you dance with last?
No idea

16. Who is your best friend(s)?
Nick, Sean, Matt, Maggie

17. Song playing?
None, surprisingly

18. If you could have one wish what would it be?
To live back in the late 1600s-early 1700s so I could date/stalk Leibniz

19. What color are your underwear?
White

20. Do you know what tofu is?
It’s tasty

21. Have you ever eaten it?
See above

22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yup

23. Have you ever had one?
Haha, I’m glad this question wasn’t, “have you ever eaten it?”

24. Do you want to go back to high school
Nope

25. Who is your arch-enemy?
Don’t think I have one

26. Whats the most attractive thing on the same sex?
Boobies are nice, but only if they’re small.
Hair’s good, too.

27. Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Haha, that was a fun night at Maggie’s

28. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie “Crossroads”?
Nope

29. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
Nope

30. What do you think of Paris Hilton?
Meh

31. What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
I like him, he’s cool

32. Britney or Christina?
Neither or both, don’t care

33. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Don’t care

34. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
Nope

35. What did you do yesterday?
School stuff

36. Are you bored right now?
Yeah

37. Have you ever flashed someone?
Do you know me?

38. How many children do you want to have?
NONE

39. Who did you ride in a car with last?
Aaron

40. Republican or Democrat?
Democrat

41. What’s the oldest that a man can be and still be sexy?
293. ‘Cause that’s how old Leibniz is and he’s still a sex pot.

42. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people’s medical bills?
Nope

43. What scares you the most?
Failure

44. What makes you happy?
Success

45. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
LEIBNIZ!

Yay! It’s Aaron’s birthday today!

I bought him jerky and Twizzlers and watched him play CoD and Fallout all day. Good times. I heart him.

Also, survey stolen from Maggie:

1. What is your name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What is your hometown?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. What is your favorite movie?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What is one word to describe yourself?
10. How are you feeling right now?
11. What do you love most in the world?
12. What do you want to be when you grow up?

MOSAIC!!

I’ll be your teacher this afternoon. The best way to delay one’s math homework is with a survey. Example:

1. how are you?
Decent.

2. who was the last person you hugged?
Aaron.

3. look to your left, what do you see?
OH GOD, A BED!

4. where do you like to be the most?
In my room.

5. whats your fave film?
Probably Apollo 13. I like Tom Hanks, I like Kevin Bacon, and I like space.

6. what does the last person you commented on myspace mean to you?
Man, when was the last time someone commented on my MySpace…I think it was Matt. If so, he’s an awesome friend of mine.

7. what did you last laugh about?
Sean being a dork.

8. where was your default taken?
In my room.

9. whats the first thing you look for in a girl/guy?
Personality-wise? Intelligence. Physical-wise? Their general body structure.

10. if your still in school, what’s your fave lesson?
Anything statistics. Or philosophy.

11. what do you work as / want to work as?
I WANT to be a psychometrician. But that depends on a lot of things.

12. do you play video games? if so, which is your fave game?
Hahaha, Gears of War 2, bitch!

13. who never fails to make you laugh?
Sean.

14. what are you listening to right now?
Music

15. who did you last have a sleepover with?
Does the Orgy Couch count? If so, Aaron.

16. i bet you miss someone, who?!
No one!

17. are you happy with your life right now?
Meh.

18. why did you last get upset?
I couldn’t figure out my math. ‘Cause I’m dumb.

19. who was the last person you texted?
No texty.

20. who do you live with?
Only the coolest people on the planet.

21. do you like living with them?
Durh.

22. whats your mood right now on myspace?
Hahaha, I haven’t changed that since last spring. I think it’s “stressed.”

24. did you realise that there was no 23?
Pfft.

25. what does your profile song mean to you?
What IS my profile song?

26. who did you last shout at and why?
I was shouting at Aaron ‘cause he was down the hall.

27. are you normally a happy person?
Sure.

28. what was the last thing you went to see in the movies and with who?
Simpsons Movie? Yeah, that long ago. I went with my dad, haha.

29. whats your fave food?
Potatoes. Or M&Ms. Tough one.

30. are you in love?
Indeed.

31. do you remember how you were 3 years ago?
Ewwww.

32. if so, does it make you cringe?
See above.

33. if you could be with someone right now, who would it be?
The person I’m with right now.

34. do you have any blogs on your myspace?
Hahahahaha.

35. whats your fave thing in your room?
Vaio!!

36. is this quiz boring you?
I’ve seen better. But I’ve also seen worse.

37. if you had one wish, what would you wish for?
Leibniz. Alive, naked, and on my bed.

38. when was the last time you lied?
Today sometime.

39. are your lips chapped?
Nah.

40. any last words?
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Tune in for tomorrow’s class entitled, “Oh Crap, I Shouldn’t Have Delayed that Inevitable Linear Algebra Homework.”

1. What is your middle name?
Marie

2. How big is your bed?
Twin

3. What are you listening to right now?
The NEDM song.

4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?
-5120

5. What was the last thing you did?
Taped cellophane over my light. Haha.

6. Last person who drove you somewhere?
My mom

7. How is the weather right now?
It’s cold ‘cause it’s dark, but it was nice and warm today

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom

10. Favorite type of Food?
Anything carbs, haha.

11. Do you want children? How many?
NO!

12. What is a strange fact about you?
Can’t smell

13. Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night?
Nope

14. Hair color?
Black

15. Eye color?
Hazel

16. Do you wear eye contacts?
Nope

17. Favorite holiday?
Christmas

18. Favorite Season?
Summer

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Unfortunately

20. Last Movie you watched?
Don’t remember

21. Something you can’t wait for?
Grad school

22. Do you chew ice?
Ew

23. McDonalds or Burger King?
McDonalds

24. Would you like some beer? milk? bologna?
Milk sounds good right now

25. Do you know what the snack that smiles back is?
GOLDFISH!

26. Are you feeling extra happy today?
Pfft

27. Good or evil?
Good

28. Favorite disney movie?
Toy Story, bitches!

29. What book are you reading?
Hawking’s Brief History of Time

30. Piercings?
Earlobes and an industrial in my right ear

31. Favorite Movie?
Apollo 13 is pretty awesome

32. Favorite MLB Team?
The Braves, just ‘cause of my mom

33. What were you doing before this?
Just sitting here

34. Any pets?
Annabelle, Romeo, both cats

35. sun tan or tanning bed?
Neither

36. Who’s your favorite anchorman?
Um…

37. Luke or Owen Wilson?
Not a big fan of either.

38. Favorite Flower?
Oregon Grapes

39. What movie do you look forward to seeing?
Watchmen!

40. Have you ever loved someone?
Yes

41. Who would you like to see right now?
Aaron!

42. Last time you cried?
Couple nights ago

43. Last game you played?
Gears of War 2

44. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yup

45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right

46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Antarctica!

47. Are you missing someone?
Nah

48. Ever notice how songs you loved when you were little, are even more dirty now?
Hahahaha, Barbie Girl

49. Do you have a tattoo?
Unfortunately not

50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?
Don’t have a TV

51. Are you hiding something from someone?
Yeah

52. Are you 18?
Nope, 21

53. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
I think it’s a bunch of clocks

54. Did you get enough sleep last night?
For me, yes

55. First thing you thought about this morning?
Do I have to do this again? Really?

57. Grilled or fried?
Depends on what we’re talking about

58. What’s your favorite SNL cast member?
The only one I know is Will Farrell

59. When’s the last time you saw your best friend(s)?
Couple days ago

60. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope

61. When was your last road trip?
Missoula! Best time ever

63. First thing you will buy if given 50 thousand dollars?
A ticket to Antarctica

64. Favorite song(s)?
Sleepyhead!!

65. What are you afraid of?
Failure

66. Are you a giver or a taker?
I like to think I’m a giver

67. What do people call you for short?
Aaron calls me Claudsie

68. What is your dads middle name?
Louis

69. What’s your mothers middle name?
Ann

70. Stuck on a deserted island & could bring 5 things?
Bunch of notebooks, bunch of pens, my compy, water, and Nick

71. Favorite commercial?
No idea

72. Whos your cell phone provider?
AT&T?

74. Favorite color?
Orange!

75. What are the things you’ll always bring with you?
My wallet…something to write on/write with…that’s about it

76. What did you want to be when you were a kid?
A glaciologist

77. What do you usually do when the clock turns 7am
Get angry at my alarm

78. The color of your bed sheets?
Tye-dye

79. Who do you want to meet?
LEIBNIZ!

80. if you could sleep with anyone, who would it be?
LEIBNIZ!

Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
Some jerk who was staring at me today. I’m not a sideshow, go away.

What kind of dog do you have?
I have no such thing!

Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend?
Hahaha, his brother.

What DVD is in your DVD player?
I think it’s the second season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I think.

What do you think of when you hear the word “meow”?
AAAHHH PUSSY!

When is your birthday?
February 2^nd.

What’s the area code for your cell phone?
208

Do you like pickles?
Pickles the drummer, doodily-doo, ding-dong doodily-doodily doo!

How about olives?
They are very good on tuna sandwiches!

What is your favorite kind of gum?
The original Trident.

Do you remember the name of your kindergarten teacher?
Mrs. Smirden.

Do you like your parents?
Yup.

Why did your last relationship end?
Differences. That apparently only I saw.

What is the last letter of your middle name?
E.

Any upcoming events you’re excited about?
Graduating. Again. Going to grad school. Getting the hell out of Moscow.

How much older than you is the first person on your top?
One day more than 4 months.

How many profile views do you have?
A lot? I dunno.

What did you do last Friday night?
I was in Canada last Friday night, checking out UBC. It was pretty badass, but I missed our usual hangout time here at home.

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
Nope, ‘cause he’s sitting right next to me.

What’s your MySpace song?
Sleepyhead by Passion Pit. Best song ever.

Where was your default picture taken?
In my room.

What woke you up this morning?
My alarm.

Do you remember what your last five profile songs have been?
The one before this was Lordi’s Hard Rock Hallelujah, I think, and before that was Battles’ Atlas, but before that I don’t know.

Whose car were you last in?
My mom’s.

What color are your eyes?
Hazel/brown.

Who do you feel like hanging out with right now?
I’m hanging out with everyone in the living room right now.

Do you remember your first kiss?
Yup. No way I could forget it.

Do you believe that there’s always room in your heart for your first love?
No idea.

Do you know anyone that lives in Nevada?
Nope.

How about New Jersey?
Nope.

On a scale of 1-10, how is your life right now?
7? It varies a lot, so that’s not very accurate.

Do you like ice cream?
It’s okay.

Who is your favorite ex?
Hahaha, Matt.

Do you like to work with little kids?
Ew, no.

Do you have to really know someone to kiss them?
Hahahaha…sure.

What do you think of the band OK Go?
They’re okay, I suppose.

How long has it been since you last liked somebody?
I like someone right now.

What was the last thing you downloaded?
A word document full of statistics notes.

Who are four of your best friends?
Aaron, Sean, Matt, Maggie.

Is anything stuck in your head?
Freaking Sleepyhead. I love that song.

Could you imagine your life without your best friend?
Meh.

What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Daiquiri! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I finally had some alcohol. Not very much, though—I only had three sips, haha.

Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Talking to him right now.

Who was the FIRST person to call you today?
My mom.

Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Ms. Quesnel. Not to be confused with Mrs. Quesnell, my second-grade teacher. They were of no relation (though my 7^th grade English teacher, Mr. Quesnell, was married to my second-grade teacher. Strange world we live in).

Where was your FIRST sleep over?
No idea.

Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
My mom.

Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Ms. Miller’s (I can’t remember the last name of the guy she married).

When was your FIRST detention?
That day in 8^th grade Algebra. I was making fun of perfect squares. I had to stay after school for 15 minutes.

Haha, Sean’s name is freaking great.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you…

1) Your name?
Claudia: a girl with this name usually is a cock blocker who doesnt want her friends to get any! She often finds herself in awkward situations in which she feels the need to block her friend’s cocks. She wishes she could get some like McLovin.

2) How old are you?
21: the age at which one is finally considered human.

3) One of your friends?
Sean: used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love ’em.

4) What should you be doing?
Statistics: the mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you’re trying to make, when whining about it doesn’t work.

5) Favorite Color?
Orange: a fat version of a tangerine that doesn’t taste as good and is harder to peel.

6) Hometown?
Moscow: capital of the Russian Federation. Known as MOCKBA in Russian.

7) Month of your Birthday?
February: the best month ever…every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls.

8) Last person to talk to on the phone?
Mom: the woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. 

10) Last Thing you Ate?
M&Ms: these are tiny female titties

Wow, a survey I stole from Maggie’s Facebook notes! What a shock!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“Compute the variance of this linear combination and compare this variance with the variance of the 1st PC from the boostrapped data sample.” (Analyzing Multivariate Data FTW!)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Nothing.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Man, I haven’t watched TV forever, I can’t remember.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:57?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:05.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Sean gaming in the living room.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I walked home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
iTunes.

9. What are you wearing?
Pants, shirt, underthingies.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yup.

11. When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago, Sean’s screaming at the TV.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Christmas lights, a few maps of Antarctica, some drawings.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Do you know my roommates?

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I love things like this.

15. What is the last film you saw?
I can’t remember what we watched last…

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Antarctica?

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
I just took my pants off!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I’d equally distribute wealth? Hell, I don’t know.

19. Do you like to dance?
Sure.

20. George Bush:
Yubble-Do! (Capitol Steps)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don’t want kids.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above (though Isaac is a good name)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
SWEDEN!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
“Leibniz is sitting over there.”

25. Tag six people who must also do this in their notes
PANTS!

Read the title, bitches.
Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
A: Claudia needs to channel all this energy somehow.

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
A: Claudia looks like a deer choice

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
A: Claudia says “fear the Googly Ball!”

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
A: Claudia wants to lock out any such expression in her life.

Q: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
A: Claudia does wear the most peculiar outfits.

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
A: Claudia hates it when personal opinions get in the way of smart decisions.

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
A. Claudia asks Hot Wings, “How did your parents raise you?”
Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
A: Claudia likes big butts and she cannot lie.

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
A: Claudia eats babies

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
A: Claudia wears dorky shoes.

Q: Type in “[your name] got arrested for” in Google search.
A: Claudia got arrested for stealing the hubcapts off a 70s model Pinto.

1. How old will you be in five years?
25. Crap, I’m old. 

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Aaron.

3. How tall are you?
THIS IS AN INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION AND I AM OFFENDED!

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Graduating. Getting done with this degree and moving on. I don’t care anymore. These last three weeks have destroyed me.

5. What’s the last movie you saw?
The Empire Strikes Back!

6. Who was the last person you called?
My mom.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My dad.

8. What was the last text message you received?
No texty.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail?
My mom.

10. Would you rather call or text?
Neither. Phones suck.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Rock Band? I can’t really remember.

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Divorced.

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
Yesterday at the game.

14. What color are your eyes?
Hazel. Ugh.

16. What are you wearing right now?
Peace sign shirt, purple pants, and under-thingies.

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Bells!

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
In the living room with my friends.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
At the U of I.

20. Africa-New Zealand-Japan?
Blah…none of the above.

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
Hopefully out of grad school, being a Psychometrician and analyzing the crap out of stuff.

22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan, mostly.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Nothing, really. I was afraid of the letter v…don’t ask.

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Aaron.

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One.

26. How big is your bed?
Twin.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Lappy.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With.

29. What color are your sheets?
Tye-dye!

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two.

31. What is your favorite season?
Summer!

32. What do you like about fall?
The colors.

33. What do you like about winter?
Freaking SNOW!

34. What do you like about the summer?
Freaking HEAT!

35. What do you like about spring?
Not much, I hate spring.

36. How many states have you lived in?
One.

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Moscow/Troy.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socks.

39. Are you a social person?
Meh.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
M&Ms?

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Bonanza, but since that’s gone out of business, Shari’s.

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Oreo.

43. What is your favorite dessert?
M&Ms!

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Not a fan of soup.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich ?
Ew, jelly sucks.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Nope.

47. Do you like coffee?
Nope.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
One or two, maybe.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Nothing.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Nope.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope.

53. Do you like to cuddle?
With a certain someone, yes. Haha.

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Eh?

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Oh, probably.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Pretty much both equally, now that we live like 50 feet from Subway and 100 or so feet from the Pita Pit.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I used to.

59. Do you want kids ?
Blah.

60. Did your grandma ever make you eat fruit because you could not poop?
Hahahahaha

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No, surprisingly.

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean!

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window, ‘cause then I can see the clouds.

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Sorta…

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Colorful stuff.

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
The chain Aaron gave me.

68. What is your favorite TV show?
Metalocalypse!

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Nick. Or Aaron. Or Sean.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
One of the default ones.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Yeah, I have a Simba shirt!

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My internet cable.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yup.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I like them closed, but I’m lazy, so they’re usually open.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear.

78. Do you like someone?
Much more than like.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don’t like chicken nuggets.

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Doubtful.

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Nope.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Nope.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
Anytime from 1AM to 4:30AM.

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Nope.

87. Do you read any magazines?
Popular Science.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nope.

90. Do you dance in the car?
As much as I can dance in a car.

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
106.1.

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Um…I have no idea what the closest picture frame is to me.

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Probably some sort of list.

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
:(

95. What is your favorite board game?
Monopoly’s great.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Either Mr. Garrett or Mr. LaFortune.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Overnight?

100. Who was the last person to give you butterflies?
Aaron. As usual. :)

Survey time, ‘cause I’m bored.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SHOUTING FOR?

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Today

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It’s really tiny. I’ve gotten that comment on a lot of my handwritten papers/homework

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Does tuna count?

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Hahaha

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Doubtful.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
NEVER!

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
I do indeed

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Bah

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Frosted mini wheats, but they have to have the exact proportion of mini wheat to frosting. Too much or too little frosting makes them taste horrible

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Oreo

13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Their body type?

14. RED OR PINK?
ORANGE!

15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Myself

16. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Purple pants, no shoes

17. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Radical Carrot! We had the best comic for that crayon when we were in second grade

18. FAVORITE SMELLS?
I am offended by this question!

19. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Sports suck

20. HAIR COLOR?
Black

21. EYE COLOR?
Hazel

22. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope

23. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies with happy endings?

24. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
No idea

25. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Pink!

26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer

27. HUGS OR KISSES?
Kissy kissy

28. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
For Whom the Bell Tolls by Hemingway

29. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I have no such thing!

30. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
A lot of stuff

31. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
Good music, the sound of the van (‘cause that means we get to leave), my kitten making her kitten noise

32. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Moscow

33. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
That’s a long and complicated story.

Boredom = survey. Standard procedure.

1) What color is your toothbrush?
Orange. Of course.

2) Do you prefer guys or girls?
I like the men.

3) Ever been to a club?
Does The Beach count? If so, yes.

4) Is smoking a turn off?
Kinda. I can’t smell it, so that part doesn’t bother me. It’s the dying early from lung/throat/mouth cancer that is a deal-breaker, though.

5) Your thoughts on george bush?
Hahaha, he doesn’t even deserve to have his name capitalized, this survey is awesome.

6) Do you like hot or cold weather?
Hot. Summer rocks.

7) Where do you want to be at the moment?
Wherever I’ll be the night after I graduate…which probably means I want to be passed out on the floor, hyperventilating, but happy because it’s over.

8) What’s your favorite sweet treat?
Chocolate…chocolate-covered Swedes.
Haha.

9) How many states have you lived in?
One.

10) Where were you born?
In the same damn town I’m living in right now.

11) How old are you?
20.

12) Do you live with your parents?
For the summer. But for the next two semesters? NO!

13) What’s your fave old cartoon?
Talespin freaking rocked.

14) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah.

15) Do you shower every single day?
Pfft. Waste of water.

16) Do you brush your teeth at night?
Yup.

17) Do you prefer being friends with popular beautiful snobs or truthful people?
It depends. Are the truthful people beautiful, too? I can’t befriend ugly people, what kind of sick person do you think I am?!

18) Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla.

19) Are you an outgoing person?
No way.

20) Ever been in trouble with the police?
Nope.

21)Are you a sport fanatic?
I’m fanatical about a lot of things. Sports is not one of them.

22) Are you into long relationships?
Um…sure.

23) Do you regret things in life?
Always. That’s like my cornerstone of thought.

24) Are you a shy person?
I’m pretty bad. You should have seen me a couple years ago, though, good lord.

25) Do you miss anybody?
I miss talking to Sean for five hours every night. But I’m moving in with him, so I’ve got something to look forward to.

26) Would you get back with any of your exes?
NO.

27) If you could change your name what would it be?
I’m cool with my name.

28) When’s your bday?
Groundhog Day.

29) Have any best friends?
Not “best” friends…really, really good friends.

30) What were you for Halloween 2 yrs ago?
I don’t think I dressed up two years ago.

31) Favorite holiday?
Millard Fillmore’s birthday. That should be nationally recognized.

32) Favorite restaurant?
Cougar Country!

33) Do you cry easily?
Bahahahaha…do you know me?

34) Do you like your life the way it is now?
Parts of it. Other parts make me want to die.

35) Favorite advice?
Don’t wear pants after 9 PM. Life gets so much better.

36) Are you mad at any one?
Slightly.

37) If so, why?
None of your business. It’s mine alone to deal with, apparently.

38) Do you have any fears?
Failure.
And any grade lower than an A.
Which is, to me, failure.
Yeah.

39) Any diseases?
Do I have any diseases, you mean?
Depends. Does being weird count?

40) What’s bothering you right now?
Buddhism. It’s a class, I need an A in it, and therefore I worry.

41) What do you consider yourself?
An obsessive, neurotic, way-too-academically-competitive weirdo who likes Metalocalypse and loves Leibniz.

42) What do you do with your free time?
Pfft, free time. I usually blog.

43) What 3 things could you not live without?
My brain/thoughts, some sort of audience to which I can blather on, something over which to obsess.

44) Wanna have kids?
NOOOOOOOOO!

45) Wanna get married?
Not anytime soon.

46) Are you gonna be a good parent?
Hopefully I won’t ever be a parent.

48) Do you plan to going the military?
Nope.

49) Would you die for your friends?
Sure.

50) What’s your favorite scent?
VODKAAA!!!
No, seriously, you all know my answer.

To whom did you last give the finger?
Haha, my reflection in the mirror. This morning.

If you had one thousand dollars, what would you buy?
Your love. Oh wait, that costs $1,000,000. Damn!
Um…probably a bunch of cool socks.
And a ticket to go see Dethklok.
And random crap with whatever I had left over.

What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Water. Not my fault, my water bottle is a piece of crap.

Are you different now than you were six months ago?
Oh dear god, yes.

Have you kissed a girl/boy in the last three days?
Yup.

When/where was the last photograph you took?
Monday, in the SUB, for my “official” summer custodian badge thingy. Like there are going to be random people bursting into the apartments we’re cleaning and demanding to see proof that we’re supposed to be cleaning them.
Dude, that would make work so much more interesting.
*BAM* “WHERE ARE YOUR PROOFS OF IDENTIFICATION, YOU GSR-CLEANING HOOLIGANS?”
Who would clean these stupid rooms for fun, anyway? “Hey, it’s some idle Tuesday afternoon, let’s go break into the GSR and clean it!”

Where were you last night around 9:30?
Sitting in the car in the parking lot of Maggie’s apartment complex with Rob.

What do you think of guys that wear eyeliner?
Freaking sexy. Seriously.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
5-ish. Too long.

Who was the last person to whom you spoke on the phone for over an hour?
Hahaha, I haven’t spoken to anyone on the phone for over an hour in a LONG time.

How was the last egg you ate prepared?
Deviled, I think.

Where did you last wear sunglasses?
NEVER!

Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
Pfft. Story of my life.

Is someone in love with you?
That’s what he claims.

Is there someone you know you should hate but you can’t?
Oh yes.

Is there someone you like more than a friend right now?
Yes.

What does your eighth text in your inbox say?
Claudia no texty.

Have you ever lost anyone close to you?
Yes.

Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn’t?
I don’t trust anyone.

Have you kissed someone today?
Nope.

How’s your heart lately?
Conflicted.

The last song you listened to?
Enter Sandman, Apocalyptica-style.

If you could change your name what would it be?
I have no idea. I kind of like my name the way it is.

What do you hate about your school?
EVERYTHING

Would you move to another country to be with the one you love?
Sweden? France? Please?

Do you think you would make a good Lawyer?
Maybe. I don’t like that kind of stuff.

Are you afraid of falling in love?
Love is frightening.

What are you wearing right now and why?
A shirt, bra, and panties. ‘Cause it’s past nine and pants are forbidden.

Are you a forgiving person?
I’m way too forgiving. You people are lucky.

Are you talking to someone while doing this?
Nope.

Do you like your myspace?
My page, you mean? It’s fairly out of date and needs a new picture, but I like it.

Do you think it would be more fun to be a model or shoot the photographs?
I’d like to be a model, just to be weird in front of the camera. I mean, more than normal.

Are you younger than 21?
Yup.

Do you like winter?
I like summer.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Just over the phone. My mom’s voice and mine sound exactly the same over the phone.

Do you currently want to scream at the top of your lungs?
Not right now.

What do you want right now?
A few things…

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Matt!

Last thing you drank?
Water!

What are your plans for the weekend?
Not going to work. I’m cool with that.
Oh, and organizing my crap.

Do you like the color green?
Lime green. Kelly green. That’s about it.

What book are you reading right now?
The Three Musketeers. It’s pretty good, I like Dumas.

Do you think you can last for an hour without talking?
Haha, oh yes. Don’t we all, you know, do that when we sleep?

When was the last time you saw the second person on your top?
Thursday of finals week, I believe.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
I haven’t let anyone go. They always let me go. Jerks.

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
I know for a fact at least one person doesn’t. She doesn’t have any qualms about telling me.

Are looks important?
Kinda. Not enough to flip out about.

What is your current mood?
Excited. We might actually have a place to live in the fall now!

Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?
At 5:45 AM? Are you kidding?

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
They’re always open.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Nope.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope.

Are you eating anything right now?
Jolly Ranchers!

Who do you think reads these?
Matt does, I know that, ‘cause he comments. Maggie probably does, I don’t know if anyone else does.

Do you have a calendar in your room?
I kinda don’t really have that much of a room right now.

Where are you?
On the floor in the living room.

What’s your plan for the day?
Well, there are 12 minutes left in the day, so…sit around for twelve minutes.

Ever been in love?
Sure.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yup. All the time.

Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yup.

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Sometimes.

What is your “Song of the Week”?
The Jagermeister Love Song by Psychostick. So metal.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
I’m not a fan of it on guys, but that doesn’t make it wrong.

Do you still watch cartoons?
Sometimes.

Whats your favorite love movie?
Can Armageddon count? I really don’t like that many movies

What do you drink with dinner?
Water. Or milk.

I’m sitting here waiting to go to bed early, ‘cause my flight’s at 6 tomorrow morning and I have to get there two hours early. So, uh…survey.

Let’s start with your name:
Claudia.

Current Marital Status:
I’ve got a boyfriend.

What’s your significant other’s name?
Rob.

Sex before marriage? Yes or No:
For people who are okay with it, why not?

Are you a virgin?
Yes.

Who was your first?
My first what? Virginity stealer? Hasn’t happened yet, sorry.

Regret that?
Hasn’t happened.

Do you worry about the size of your boobs:
Pfft.

Do you like the way you look?
Very, very rarely.

Why or why not?
I’m an ugly little loser.

Would you kill for chocolate?
Not kill…maim, maybe.

Do you have an eating disorder?
Nope.

Do you wish you were someone else?
On occasion.

Any crushes?
Leibniz.

Do you care how your butt looks in jeans?
No, ‘cause I don’t wear jeans. Ha!

Do you always match?
In a twisted way.

What do you think when you see people who don’t match?
Doesn’t bother me.

What’s your favorite color?
Orange!

Who is your best friend?
Don’t have a best friend.

What’s your favorite animal?
I have no idea.

When you are an adult where do you want to live?
I’d like to live in Stockholm. Or New York. Anywhere but Idaho, really.

Do you like the city or country better?
I want a city!

Do you want to get married?
Not sure.

How old are you now?
20.

When do you want to get married?
I don’t know if I do or not.

Do you like children?
Ew.

Do you want children?
Ew.

How many?
Ew.

Have you ever talked about marriage with someone?
Yes.

Think it will carry through?
I have no idea. Things change.

What’s your favorite drink?
Water!

What’s your favorite food?
Spaghetti!

Favorite kind of ice cream?
Oreo.

Fav. thing to do on a rainy day?
Sit, listen to music, and think.

How about a sunny day?
Sit, listen to music, and think. Or go make a stupid movie. With fire.

What about when you’re sick?
I’m very rarely sick.

What’s the perfect date to you?
Anything but a movie. Seriously.

Perfect guy?
Intelligent, able to debate, enjoys (or at least puts up with) my eccentricities, full of eccentricities of his own, slightly needy/dependent, all that good stuff.
An affinity for large, ostentatious wigs is also a plus.

Perfect relationship?
Um, good question. I’m bad with relationships.

Believe in love at first sight?
Nope.

Who calls you the most?
Nick.

Who do you call the most?
No one, I never use the phone.

Currently lost respect for someone or something?
Sort of.

Who or what and why?
People are immature, but we can all be like that sometimes, so I don’t hold it against them.

Have regrets?
Many.

Do you see yourself in a relationship in the next week?
Haha, I hope so.

How about the next year?
Probably.

It’s 4 in the morning. I hate life right now. You get a survey.

Hi, my name is:
Claudia

But you can call me:
Sir.

My fav color is:
Orange FTW.

My high school was:
Not too bad. The best part was lunchtime with all my dorky friends. And that one teacher who liked me. And that cranky old guy who didn’t.

My hair is:
STILL FREAKING RED! What the hell, that was supposedly a temporary dye. I want my black back.

My birthday is:
The same day as Groundhog’s Day.

My middle name is:
The most popular female middle name in the United States.

When I look down I see:
A blanket.

If I were a character on ‘Friends’:
I’d probably be freaking out, ‘cause I would be like “what the hell, I was just sitting in my chair at home and now I’m on this crazy set?”

By this time next year:
I’ll have graduated. Twice. And preparing to leave for grad school.
Or I’ll have shot myself because I didn’t get into grad school.

I have a hard time understanding:
Why I’m doing this survey. ‘Cause for some reason, I’m thinking I’ve done this one before.
And math. I’m a failure and a quitter when it comes to math. And a failure and a quitter in general.
I have a hard time understanding why I even bother, how’s that?

If you spent the night at my house:
You’d never speak to me again, most likely.

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Myself. I suck.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself:
METALOCALYPSE season 1 on DVD, bitch! I’m so excited for that to get here.

Most recent thing someone else bought me:
Dinner at Winger’s. Thanks, Rob.

In the morning I:
Hope that this will be the day that I’m better in the head. The optimism is fading, though.

If I was an animal I’d be a:
Bird of some sort. Maybe. I dunno. You’d best watch out, or I’ll crap on your car.

What’s your top friends name:
Rob!

Do you get along with this person all the time:
We fight over stupid little things. Usually my idiocy.

How old is the person:
Twenty.

Has this person ever cooked for you:
Nope.

Have you ever kissed this person:
Yup.

Are you really close to this person:
No, not really, I don’t like him that much.

Could you live with this person:
He doesn’t know what he’s in for.

How long have you known this person:
Since college started. Sort of. It’s complicated.

Have you ever had a sleepover with this person:
I don’t think the fishbowl night counted as a sleepover, seeing as how sleeping failed to occur.

If you ever moved away would you miss this person:
Of course.

Do you know everything about this person:
Nope.

Have you ever made something with this person:
We’ve constructed opposing arguments for the free will vs. determinism debate, does that count?

Ever been in love:
Yeah.

Believe in love at first sight:
Eh.

What is your bed size:
It’s an aero bed…I don’t know what size it is, we just threw some random blankets on it and called it good.

Do you prefer writing in pen or pencil:
Pen!

What’s your favorite season:
Blazing hot summer. What the hell is this rain and 50 degree weather in June? 

Favorite radio station:
106.3

Coke or Pepsi:
Neither.

Favorite subject in school:
TESTS AND MEASUREMENTS!

Last book you read:
Good question. I haven’t read anything outside of textbooks for quite awhile. I’m reading Faust now, though.

Do you prefer cats or dogs:
Cats. Totally.

What’s your dream job:
Psychometrician. Plus Leibniz scholar. Plus Leibniz’ wife. Yes, that would be a job.

What kind of car do you drive:
A Subaru, but it’s my mom’s. And I’m learning to drive stick on my dad’s 22-year-old Jeep.

Are you a better talker or better listener:
I’m pretty good at both. I just wish sometimes that people would let me talk. I’ve got things I need to express, and nobody will listen. It sucks.

What do you miss most about childhood:
Not being old enough yet to recognize how crappy a human being I really am. Or was. Or whatever.

How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test:
UNO!

How many kids do you want:
Kids suck.

Can you cook:
Bahahahahaha…

Have you been to Disney World:
Nope.

How many TRUE best friends do you have:
I dunno.

Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth:
Cry over the truth. This “I lied to protect your feelings” stuff is crap.

Who’s the last person you got into a argument with:
Rob. Yes, I call that an argument.

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move:
I’m not telling. Leave me alone.

How much do looks matter to you in a guy:
A bit. I can get past it, though.

Whats the best feeling in the world:
Success. I’ll probably never feel that again, though.

Are you close with your mom and dad?
Yeah.

Do you tell your parents everything:
Not as much as I used to. When I talk it pisses them off because I’m so damn down right now.

What’s your favorite color to wear:
Orange. Or lime green.

Who was the last person in your bedroom:
My mom, probably.

What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you:
Tell me “it’s okay.” It’s not okay. Go to hell.

What are you freakishly obsessed with:
Oh god…psychometrics, Leibniz, Voltaire, color, MySpace, blogging, and techno.
And Metalocalypse. I’m way too obsessed with that show. I think I have a problem.

What piercings do you want:
I want my nose pierced. Maybe I’ll do that right before band camp.

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass or fail:
Pass, bitch!

Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
Doubt it.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in:
Before, ‘cause it’s ice cold here.

Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower:
Haha, no.

Your favorite sport to watch:
Sports suck.

Ever had stitches:
Just internal stitches.

Have you ever given money to a homeless person:
Yup.

Would you kiss someone of same sex for $100:
Doesn’t that kind of border on prostitution?
Prostitution Lite?
Oh man, that would be an awesome band name!

More of a coffee or alcohol drinker:
Neither.

Ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire:
Nope.

Do you snore:
Probably.

What are you afraid of:
Failure. Commitment. TV screens.

All together, how many people have you kissed?
Two.

Are you comfortable with your body:
It’s a piece of shit. I guess that suits me, though.

What’s your stand on gay marriage:
What the hell is everyone so uptight about? Let them get married and STFU.

What about abortions:
See above. Except replace “married” with “have an abortion”

How do you like this quiz:
Oh shit, that was a quiz? Did I get an A?