LOOK WHAT I DID.

Give me a break, I feel like crap.

Ultimate Survey (I’VE SEEN LONGER, OH YES I HAVE)
time started: 11:51 PM.
full name: Dr. Farty McFartFart.
nickname(s): Steve.
birthday: February 2.
where were you born: Moscow.
zodiac sign: Aquarius.
height: I will beat the crap out of you.
weight: I have no idea. I had a scale at the beginning of the year, but I dissected it to see how it worked.
hair color: BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY
eye color: Greenish hazel
shoe size: 6
ring size: 7? I dunno, I don’t wear rings.
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): White as hell.
blood type: O-
grade: Um…second year MA?
GPA: Somewhere between a 3.98 and a 4.0 (too lazy to recalculate since grad school grades have happened)
siblings: NEGATORY
tattoos: NEGATORY
piercings: OVER 9,000
hobbies: statistics, philosophy, living in the twisted little world in my head, drawing, thinking, blogging, answering surveys in all caps
color: ORANGE (see?)
food: Pasta
candy: M&M’s
type of cheese: Feta
pizza topping: Olives
salad dressing: Caesar
sandwich: tuna from Subway!
cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
fruit: Apples?
vegetable: Broccoli or carrots.
berry: Raspberry
cake: German chocolate
book: The Caine Mutiny is still holding top spot.
movie: Apollo 13 rocks.
magazine: Mental Floss is pretty rad.
newspaper: BAH.
tv show: Metalocalypse!
website: Wiki is fantastic.
radio station: I listened to the Vancouver opera station when I studied for calc…
font: Times New Motherfucking ROMAN.
cartoon character: Tough one…
artist (painter): Escher
actor: Don’t have one.
actress: Don’t have one.
cd: I haven’t bought an entire CD in a LONG time…though I can listen to Deep Forest’s CDs straight through with no problem.
song: If you people don’t know the answer to this one, you don’t pay attention when I talk.
music group: Battles is great, just because they’re snazzy.
music type: Electronica
day of the week: Tuesday
month: Not October. Fuck October.
season: Summer.
holiday: Christmas
shampoo: Herbal Essence
conditioner: See above.
number: 11
phrase: “Oh crap!”
store: Goodwill. I MISS Goodwill.
weather: Anything but rain. Seriously.
restaurant: Shari’s. I MISS Shari’s.
channel: I don’t have cable.
teacher: DR. O’ROURKE! Oh yes.
weekend activity: Lately it’s been studying for calculus, but now I don’t know what it will be.
hangout: My apartment?
house color: Orange never fails.
sport to watch: PFFT.
sport to play: Again, I say “PFFT.”
animal: Elephants are snazzy.
flower: Sunflowers? I’m not much of a flower person.
board game: Scrabble.
party game: Hahaha, Apples to Apples.
story from childhood: A Fly Went By!
body part: Stomach. :D

HAVE YOU EVER:
been on a train: Indeed.
been on a plane: Ahoy.
been in a car accident: A small one.
caused a car accident: Nope.
run into a wall: Probably.
burned a potato chip: I don’t like potato chips
almost burned the house down: Hahaha, yeah.
smoked: Nope
been drunk: Nah.
broken the law: Nudity is NATURAL and SHOULD BE SUPPORTED BY CONGRESS
kissed someone of the opposite sex: Indeed.
kissed someone of the same sex: Nnnnno? I don’t think so.
made out: Hahaha, I miss that.
gotten engaged: Pfft, like that will ever happen.
had an online relationship: Nope.
been rejected by a crush: Welcome to my universe.
loved: Very much so.
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: People think I do this, but I don’t mean to cry all the time.
cried in public: Do you know me?
cried over a movie: Maybe a little.
fallen asleep in a movie theater: Nope.
given someone a bath: No.
been to a boarding school: I almost did for high school.
been home-schooled: Nope.
lost a valuable item: I hope that bastard that stole the iPod I got from my mom got bitch-slapped by Karma.
bungee jumped: No and I wouldn’t.
skied: Nope.
met the president: No, but my flight from LA was delayed by like half an hour ‘cause Air Force One was taking off and apparently needed all the runways to do so.
met a celebrity: I met Dan O’Brien, does he count?
gotten a cavity: Nope.
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Haha, no.
made a prank call: Nope.
skipped school: Nope.
faked sick to get out of school: I did that on Valentine’s Day once. I was an emo little thing.
climbed a tree: Yes indeed.
fallen from a tree: Surprisingly not.
broken a bone: Nope.
sprained anything: Nope.
passed out: Haha, yup.
made yourself pass out: No
been to disney world: No
been to a theme park (not disney): No?
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): Indeed.
made a model volcano (working model): Haha, that was the same night I almost burned the house down.
made a clover leaf with your tongue: Say what?

PAST
what did you do yesterday: Took my calc final and had a panic attack. Unfortunately, these were not mutually exclusive incidents.
memory you miss the most: There are a few.
memory you want to forget: My entire time going out with Rob.
something you regretted after it was done: Hahahaha, see above. I regret how it ended more, though, for reasons that will remain unsaid.

THE LAST
song you heard: Blow Up by Gooseflesh is playing right now.
cd you bought: Hell if I know.
thing you said: “Goodnight.”
time you cried: Yesterday night.
movie seen in a theater: Watchmen?
thing you ate: A Rice Krispy square.
person who called: My mom.
nail polish shade worn: TEAL! Surprising, eh?
time you showered: about six hours ago.
person who complimented you: Pfft.

AT THIS MOMENT
what are you listening to: Music
what are you wearing: Too many clothes for this hour.
what are you thinking: “Who wants some FUCKING NESQUIK!?”
what are you scared of most: Failure. My mental state.
how many people are on your buddy list: Like MSN? 36, though I talk to about 4 of them.
future
occupation: Statistician!!!! Oh please, oh please…
marriage site: Not planning on marrying anyone.
honeymoon: Flatland.
place to live: Antarctica? Can I be a statistician in Antarctica? CRAZIER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.
kids: Kids suck.
car: I like VWs.
what are you doing tomorrow: Going to campus, attempt to be sane.
will there be a WWIII: Likely.
will politics ever be truthful: Unlikely.
will humanity snuff itself out: We can only hope.
can the gov. be changed: I’m in Canada. I don’t know a thing about their government except they like taxing stuff.

FRIENDS
best friend: I  have a few.
closest friend: Physically? I actually think I live closest to Michael.
funniest: Nick.
silliest: Nick.
loudest: Sean’s pretty loud.
quietest: Kharah?
craziest: Aaron, holy crap.
calmest: I don’t think any of my friends are particularly calm.
skinniest: Meanne?
best secret keeper: No idea.
worst secret keeper: Again…
smartest: They’re all smart in their weird little ways.
hottest: Oh, we all know the answer to this one…
weirdest: Hahaha, Lanky.
biggest pervert: Can I just say the Marching Band?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
heaven: Nah
hell: Nope
angels: No
devil: Negatory
god: Nope
buddha: I believe the Buddha existed…
aliens: Sure
ghosts: Why not?
spirit (soul): These questions are reminding me that I’m across the street from a giant cemetery.
soulmates: Meh.
reincarnation: Sorta
love at first sight: Nah
karma: Yes
love in general: Sure
luck: Sorta
yourself: BAH

CRUSH
who and when was your first crush: That bastard of a fart, Patrick. That all started back in 5^th grade.
any now: Nope.
a celebrity crush: LEIBNIZ TOTALLY COUNTS
who do you want to be with right now: My psycho awesome friends in Moscow.
whos number do you want: No one’s, phones suck.
who do you want to kiss: :D
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: Why do they have to wear pants?
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Leibniz. I mean, come ON.
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 7? I’m shy.
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Probably hair.
what do you look for personality-wise: People who aren’t assholes. So essentially the anti-Robs.
biggest turn on: Open-mindedness. Or pudginess, if we’re going for the physical.
biggest turn off: People who are too judgmental. Everybody’s different, so shut the hell up.
something they wear that turns you on: Nothing. ;)
something they wear that turns you off: Nothing I can think of.
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: Haha, I am not sure.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: Aaron was super romantic a few times.
what do you wear on a coffee date: haha, I only went on one “coffee date,” and I didn’t drink any coffee, and Sean laughed at me. I don’t remember what I wore.
is cyber cheating: Only if it’s not on Omegle.
are eyes the passageway to the soul: I thought the butt was?
who would you like to take to the prom: Prom sucked.
do you want to hug somebody right now: Oh yes.
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: Indeed.

DESCRIBE
mellow: Yellow
melancholy: I used to think this was a disease.
the perfect date: We’ll see when it happens.
the perfect mate: Someone with whom the conversation never dulls (and when it does, we take our clothes off and dance around), someone who will let me take care of them, someone who will be themselves, someone who won’t be jealous of my Leibniz obsession. Bonus points if they know R.
why manhole covers are round: ‘Cause they can’t fall in the hole that way.

ONE OR THE OTHER
coke/pepsi: NEITHER
sprite/7-up: Ew
boxers/briefs: Briefs
gold/silver: Silver
vanilla/chocolate: Vanilla
flowers/candy: CANDAY
book/magazine: Book
tv/radio: TV
glass half empty/half full: Philosophy!
democrat/republican: Dem
colored pencils/markers: Colored pencils
coffee/tea: Tea, but only green tea
sun/moon: Sun
day/night: Day
hot/cold: Hot
dog/cat: Cat
button/zipper: Button
cotton/feather pillow: Cotton
blue/purple: Blue
plumber/trashman: Trashman
jeans/shorts: Ew, neither
long distance relationship/none: Long distance
mechanical/regular pencil: Regular
romantic comedy/thriller: Thriller
nsync/bsb: Nsync, bitches!
peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter
waffles/pancakes: Waffles
letter/email: Email
florida/california: California
pizza/burgers: Depends on what type
hat/visor: Hat
football/rugby: Rugby
iceskating/blading: Iceskating

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR:
yellow: Submarine
red lipstick: BOOBIES
socks: Sexy
cowtipping: Hahaha, high school
moulin rouge: Que?
greenland: Iceland
iceland: OH SHIT! GREENLAND!
harry potter: Blah
red: Ruby
blackberry: Blueberry
rose: Posey
rooster: chickens!
taxes: Refund
bill clinton: Sax (no, not sex…)
whipped cream: SEXY PARTY TIME!
george w. bush: Oh god
lollipops: Mika
dreams: REM
love: Happies
boy bands: Haha, childhood
penguins: Macaroni
thong: Ew
death: Dark
spoons: Spooning
junk mail: Delete
dairy: Awesome
your father: Drew Carey
pizza: Yay
vitamin: B12!

are you
happy: Sometimes
sad: Sometimes
religious: Nope
crazy: Probably
messy: Negatory
mad: I probably get more mad than sad nowadays
slacker: In some respects
nerd: Probably
bookworm: Oh yes
jock: Nope
preppy: Nope
selfish: Sometimes, unfortunately
giving: I certainly try
obsessive: Hahaha
violent: No
calm: Pfft.
peaceful: Rarely
mellow: These words are getting anti-Claudia
eccentric: Oh wait, never mind.
caring: I try to be
untrustworthy: Maybe?
loyal: I try
patriotic: Yup. I miss the States
perverted: Hahaha
colorful: HAHAHA
artistic: I wish

miscellaneous
what color is your jacket: Black and powder blue
do you shave: Indeed
where: MANLY PLACES
what color is your razor: Pink
what size is your bed: Twin
what color crayon would you be: Radical Carrot
what are the last four digits of you phone number: Hell if I know
feelings on abortion: Pro choice
how long does it take you to shower: 10 minutes?
what does your screenname mean: On MySpace? It’s my name.
is cussing a necessity in life: I quite enjoy it.
how about coffee: Ew.
is the world screwed: Probably
what something you cant live without: My fantasy world.
what time did you fall asleep: Like 3 AM
can you live without a microwave: I use it to steam broccoli.
what do think about death: Hi, death!
where and when do you want to be married: No marriage for Claudia
do you want to drop out of school: God yes
why is the sky blue: “Why does the shun come up? Are the starsh just pinholesh in the curtain of night? Who knows, highlander?” (random RAB reference is necessary for this survey to count).
what is a good trait about yourself: I have none of these
what do you always think about: You would probably be surprised.
what is wrong with your school: This double tuition thing is pissing me off. I JUST WANT MY STATS CLASSES
what is right with your school: It’s not the U of I.
how do you react to change: I use it to do laundry!
do you talk to yourself: Oh god, do you know me?
what is your opinion on love: It’s all you need if you’re a Beatle.
can you afford to lose weight: Probably
what color would you dye your hair: I’d dye it orange, but I’m scared of hair dye now.
best thing anyone’s told you: God, I don’t know
does being psycho appeal to you: I refuse to answer this.
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: Butts.
what would you change your name to: Butts McGee.
longest crush lasted how long: 8 years. Good lord.
time finished: 1:52 AM (shut up, I got distracted by The Sims)

Today’s song: American Slang by The Gaslight Anthem

I always have an extra survey or two lying around.

1. Is that your natural hair color?
I didn’t know “that” was a color.

2. Where was your profile pic taken?
My old apartment.

3. What’s your middle name?
Marie.

4. Your current relationship status?
I need someone to love over up here, it’s a necessity.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
He’s not really a crush per se…I don’t quite know how to define us.
But yes.

6. What is your current mood?
Excited.

7. What makes you happy?
Statistics. Leibniz. Color. Organization. Really bad puns.

8. Are you musically inclined?
I can learn a new instrument in about a day, but that’s about where it ends.

9. If you could go back in time and change something what would it be?
I would like to have seen how fast college could have happened if I knew from the start what I wanted to do. Claudia + proper motivation via obsession = “let’s destroy my soul with obscene amounts of credits!”

10. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Wooly mammoth! Take THAT!

11. Ever had a near death experience?
Sorta.

12. Something you do a lot?
Hahaha, blog.

13. What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
The Cillo remix of Sleepyhead.

14. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
James Joyce.

15. When was the last time you cried?
Today.

16. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Indeed.

17. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Flight. That would own.

18. What’s the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Um…hair?

19. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Starbucks sucks.

20. What’s your biggest secret?
I’m not wearing pants!

 21. What’s your favorite color?
Orange.

22. When was the last time you lied?
ZOOM!

23. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
I’m on a Disney kick at the moment. Those movies dominated my childhood.

24. Do you have braces?
Nope.

25. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I would like to be smarter.

26. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing.

27. Do you speak any other language?
Hahahaha.

28. What’s your favorite smell?
Why in the hell does EVERY survey ask this?

29.  When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Friday?

30. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Moving.

31. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Listening to music.

32. What are you wearing?
Not pants.

33. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Nah.

34. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
My mom…I don’t remember who the last person was aside from her. Sad, huh?

35. Last thing received in the mail?
Shaw’s attempt to get me to buy cable service.

36. Do you have any famous relatives?
The founder of Ortega.

37. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nope.

39. How is your hair?
Really frizzy.

40. How many different drinks have you had today?
Two.

41. What have you eaten today?
Pizza! I think that’s it.

42. Are you good at math?
Algebra can suck it. Calculus is my secret lover.

43. Do you have plans on Saturday night?
Saturday night is designated Don’t Do Anything Remotely Productive Night.

44. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Nope.

45. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Indeed.

46. Do you like the ocean?
I finally live close to it! Yay!

47. What are you excited about?
My new apartment. And calculus. And going back to the States in July.

48. What did you do last night?
Moved.

49. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nope.

50. Where do you keep your change?
In a graduated cylinder.

51. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
The fact that it happened out of nowhere made it that much better.

52. Do you like your name?
Sure.

53. Would you slay anyone on your friends list?
Best question ever.

Today’s song: M79 by Vampire Weekend

I think this is the longest I’ve gone without doing a survey. Praise?

What did your last text message say?
Texting is dumb.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
I hope so, he acts like he does. I certainly care for him.

What are you wearing?
Pajama pants, underthingies, blue tanktop.

Do you believe what goes around comes around?
My life is a very good example of this principle of karma.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Oh god yes.

Did you cry today?
Indeed. Helloooooo social anxiety issues, I thought I was done with you.

Have you held hands with anyone lately?
If I could hold hands with factor analysis, I would.
Yeah, I said it.

Did you ever lose a best friend?
Nah.

Where will you be two hours from now?
REM Sleep Island.

Can you make yourself sneeze?
I snorted ground pepper once. That was actually pretty freaking great.

What’s your current mood?
STRESSED OUT. Nauseous from all the social interaction crap via email this afternoon.

Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
I’ve got that stupid freaking Heigh-Ho from Snow White stuck in my head. REALLY hard to write about structural equation modeling when you’ve got dwarfs singing in your brain.

Who was the last person to yell at you?
Myself? Though I got bitched out in an email a few days ago.

What are you stressed out about?
Hahahahahahaha. You name it, I’m probably spazzing about it.  

Highlight of your week?
Um…NOT completely losing it yesterday?

How many MySpace profiles have you had?
Uno.

How many clothes are in your closet?
Enough so that it looks like a rainbow exploded.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
The lady at Stong’s, I think.

Do you have a best friend?
I do indeed.

Do you sing a lot?
BOSTON, BITCHES!

What are you drinking right now?
Water.

Missing someone?
God, you have no idea.

Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?
Those jerks at the SUB who were staring at me because I was having a freak-out moment. Or maybe those people on the bus, I wasn’t paying attention.

When was the last time you cried really really hard?
Yesterday.

How long does it take for you to get ready?
Usually about 15 minutes.

Has someone disappointed you recently?
Nah.

Do you believe exes can really ever be “just friends”?
Sure.

What smells better, gasoline or permanent markers?
I hate you all.

Have you ever ridden in a shopping cart after the age of 3?
Winco is fun.

Talked to a jerk today?
I didn’t leave the house. It was a bad day.

Do you regret something you did yesterday
I regret the panic moment at the SUB (and the other one on the bus…and the other one in my office, though no one was there for that one).

Do you have a piggy bank shaped like a pig?
That would be snazzy.

Are you wearing socks?
Nope.

What time did you get up today?
9?

Did you ever get the chicken pox?
God, I remember that. Torture.

Have you been outside today?
Nope.

What is the last movie you saw in theater?
I think it was Watchmen way back when.

Are you happy?
Pffft.

Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
Not here, no.

Been to a concert lately?
Nope.

Are there framed pictures of you anywhere in your house?
Hahahaha, no.

What made you sad today?
Me being me.

Do you take compliments well?
Not really.

Has a boy/girl called you babe or baby in the past two days?
No.

Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
I don’t really care.

Do you like to take walks?
Depends.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I sincerely doubt it.

Do you have anything that belongs to a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I still wear that chain that Aaron gave me…does that count?

Plans this weekend?
Packing.

Name something that made you frown today?
People.

Do you regret anyone you dated?
66.7% satisfaction rate!

What were you doing at 7:00 AM?
Turning my alarm off.

If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you choose?
I could use the million, and I can’t think of a regret that I’d want to change.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Nah.

Who was your best hug from today?
My life sucks.

What were you doing 1 hour ago?
Writing about fit indices.

Do you currently have feelings for someone?
Oh yes.

What was the last thing you said aloud?
“Bye.”

How many different things did you drink today?
Two.

Is success in your future?
It better be.

Are you a heavy sleeper?
Not as much as I used to be.

Was today a good day?
Screw today, man. I didn’t even get to play Fallout.

What are you listening to?
My fridge being way too loud.

Have you ever played naked twister?
Unfortunately not.

Is there something you will never forget?
Indeed.

How do you feel about Valentines day?
PAH.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
I think it was Sean, actually.

Are you typically a jealous person?
I try not to be.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Being awesome.

Do you wish on 11:11?
No.

What’s on your mind?
A freaking lot.

Wallpaper on your cell phone?
My cellphone is currently…um…too screwed up to need a wallpaper.

Who will you see next?
A bus driver?

Where was your default picture taken?
My apartment.

Who was your last text from?
Please see my answer to the first question of this survey.

What’s your favorite number?
11.

Last people you hung out with?
Michael, Kharah, Kate, that other lady whose name I can’t remember.

Whats the color of the shirt your wearing?
I guess teal is more appropriate than blue.

Do you get along with girls?
Sure.

When is your birthday?
Groundhog Day.

Where does most of your family live?
Missouri.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Been there, done that.

What is one thing you question a lot?
Why I suck at not stressing out.

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
Most likely.

Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex’s?
Hahahahaha, yeah.

Who was last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom.

Are you mad at someone right now?
Nah.

How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Kids suck.

Do you curse a lot?
Haha, oh yes.

Today’s song: I Feel Better by Hot Chip

http://ladyleibniz.deviantart.com/art/Gaga-esque-159806007
http://ladyleibniz.deviantart.com/art/Infectious-159806771

Long weekend = more drawing time.

Plus, a survey!

SECTION 1: About me…
Known as: Claudia, Claude, Claudsie, Claudja
Lives in: the hellhole that is Vancouver
First breath: February 2, 1988
School: University of British Columbia
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Hazel
Style: Colors!
Fears: Failure

SECTION 2: Have you ever…
Cheated on someone? Once
Been Cheated on? Probably
Fallen off the bed? Um…yeah
Broken someone`s heart? Maybe?
Had your heart broken? I thought so, but not really
Had a dream come true? Yeah
Done something you regret? Pfft, do you know me?
Cheated on a test? Never

SECTION 3: Currently…
Wearing? Tank top, pajama pants, underthingies
Listening to? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Located? My chair in my apartment
Chatting with? No one
Watching? The TV
Should REALLY be doing? Exactly what I’m doing right now. I have my schedules.

SECTION 4: Do you…
Brush your teeth? Duh
Drink? I think I’ve drank twice before
Smoke? Nope
Got a pager? That would be wicked

SECTION 5: Friends…
Who is your best? Sean, Nick, Matt, Maggie
Who do you hate? No one
Who is the shyest? Probably Aneel, still
Who is the most talkative? Nick
Who is the cutest? Sean
Who laughs the most? Nick
Who have you known the longest? Aneel, technically
Who have you known the shortest? Kate?
Who do you miss the most? Everyone back in Moscow
Who do you go to with personal problems? No one
Do you hang out with the opposite sex? Not too many of them around the Psych department up here…but Ben’s cool
Do you trust your friends? Some of them
Can you keep a secret? Sure

SECTION 6: The last person you…
Hugged? Matt
Kissed? Haha, I’m a whore
IMed? Sean?
Talked on the phone? My mom
Yelled at? My reflection
Fell in love with?  

SECTION 7: Personal…
What do you want to be when you grow up? Statistician!!
What has been the best day of your life? December 22, 2008 and July 25, 2009, for two very different reasons
What comes first in your life? Statistics, haha
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? I have something, but I certainly wouldn’t qualify it as any of the above
What do you usually think about before you go to bed? All the stuff I have to do tomorrow
How many times have you fallen in love? Once
Love your family? Most of it
Love your friends? Sure

SECTION 8: Favorite…
Movie: Apollo 13 is still freaking great
Store: Goodwill!
Relative: All my relatives are insane
Name for a Girl: Becky, I’ve always liked that name
Name for a Boy: Isaac

SECTION 9: What do you think about…
Abortion: I’m pro choice
Smoking: Meh
Summer: No rain!
Love: I miss loving someone!

Today’s song: Downtown Boys by Infernal

1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
Live on my own in a different country.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Pfft. I don’t remember if I made any resolutions.
Next year: Figure out what the hell I want, find a boyfriend, get better with R, etc., etc. You know the drill.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.

5. What countries did you visit?
Canada (and now I live there).

6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
Reassurance.

7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory and why?
July 25th. The reason is private.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Graduating again and going to grad school.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Graduating again and going to grad school (I shouldn’t have).

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I got sick once, but that’s it.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
My Xbox 360.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Man, I have no idea.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
A few people.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Grad school/grad school apartment.

15. What did you really, really, really get excited about?
Grad school (big disappointment), July 25th (NOT a big disappointment).

16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
SLEEPYHEAD!!

17. Compared to this time last year are you:
Happier? NO.
Thinner? Probably about the same.
Richer? Yes, actually.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Math.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Care.

20. How did you spend Christmas?
With my mom, dad, and a bunch of strangers. And alone, after that.

21. How will you be spending new years?
Alone.

22. Did you fall in love in 2009?
In a way.

23. How many one-night stands?
Hahahahahahahaha…

24. What was your favorite TV program?
Metalocalypse!

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Nope.

26. What was the best book you read?
Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne

27. What was your biggest musical discovery?
Sleepyhead!!!

28. What did you want and you got?
Got accepted into grad school.

29. What did you want and not get?
To actually LIKE grad school.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Watchmen.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old did you turn?
I did absolutely nothing. I turned 21.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Staying with my roommates for more than half the year.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
Colorful.

34. What kept you sane?
My roommates.

35. Which celebrity did you fancy the most?
None.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Not much.

37. Who did you miss?
The Papins.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Ben?

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Karma’s a bitch.

40. Quote or Song Lyric that sums up your year:
“In a rut, but what I’ve got
Is in a can, no other human
But I do get lonely, scared I’m phoney”

1. Here’s a survey! Are you ready?
BRING IT ON!

2. What was the last sentence you wrote?
“BRING IT ON!”

3. Was your last kiss a mistake?
Hell no.

4. What is worrying you right now?
School. As always.

5. Aside from this survey, what are you doing right now?
Dinking around with StumbleUpon and dreading school tomorrow.

6. What’s your favorite song?
I’ll give you one guess.

7. What was the peak of your popularity so far?
1st grade. I was the “queen” of our little game we had going. But it all went downhill after that, because the game became uncool, as did I.

8. What is the most attractive hair/eye color combination, in your opinion?
Blonde hair + blue eyes = freaking hot. Damn Scandinavians.

9. Have you ever been “the other woman?”
I’ve certainly felt like it.

10. Describe your first kiss.
Hahaha. He was in drag. I was in drag. “Sex Tonight” was blaring over the speakers. Need I say more?

11. Describe your last kiss.
Covert, but passionate. Perfect in its own little way.

12. What was your favorite childhood movie?
Toy Story. Best Pixar movie ever.

13. Who is your best friend?
I don’t really have one.

14. Which do you pay more attention to in songs: the rhythm or the lyrics?
The rhythm by far. Regardless of the lyrics of a song, if it has a crappy beat, I won’t like it.

15. How many ex girlfriends/ex boyfriends do you have?
Three.

16. What is your favorite subject in school?
Statistics!

17. Redheads or blondes?
FREAKING TOUGH CHOICE. Blondes, but only by a little.

18. Summer or winter?
Summer.

19. What’s your GPA?
That’s a complicated question. Just looking at grad school, it’s a 4.0. With the first degree, it was also a 4.0. With the second degree, though, it was a 3.98 (damn you, linear algebra, damn you!!).

20. What are your five most played songs?
Sleepyhead, Sleepyhead (Jazzsteppa Remix), Lights and Music, Fireflies, and Atlas. Yeah, I’m an electronic whore.

21. List a lyric that reminds you of someone special.
“Why’d you have to be so cute?
It’s impossible to ignore you
Must you make me laugh so much
It’s bad enough we get along so well
Say goodnight and go.”

Or pretty much the entirety of Imogen Heap’s “Say Goodnight and Go”

22. You’re finished! Are you happy?
Pah.

= The Grand Beginning =
Current, exact Location: My apartment in Vancouver
Temperature: Cold
People around are: No one
Music playing: None
Weather is like: Rainy…as ALWAYS
Day: Friday
Date: March 2nd
Year: 2007
Time: 11:07pm
Mood: GREAT!

= You =
Your most popular name is: Claudia
Race: White as white can get?
How old are you? 21
When were you born? February 2nd
Your starsign is: Aquarius, bitches!
Most known qualities of this starsign: Open-minded, humanitarian, eccentric, whacko
Can you be stereotyped? Probably. Can’t everyone?
Describe your dress style: Crayola on LSD
Favourite item of clothing: My orange tye-dye pants. Or the 70’s-style bell bottoms.
Most worn item of clothing: See above
Currently wearing: PJ pants and a shirt
Make up wearing: Foundation
Jewellery wearing: The chain Aaron gave me
Favourite item of jewellery: See above
Any distinguishing features? Yes, but unfortunately they’re bad ones
Height: 5’2”
Eye colour: Hazel
Hair colour: Black
Hair style: Obnoxious
Hair length: Long-ish
Scars: Many
Any disabilities? Can’t smell
Glasses/contacts? Glasses
Can you drive? Ahoy
If not, do you intend to?
Pasttimes: Obsessing, being a dork, stripping, pretending to be as talented as Weird Al when fitting new lyrics to existing songs.
You love: Leibniz, statistics, philosophy, color, Sleepyhead, Metalocalypse, ridiculous clothing.
You hate: Hate
Friends: Eh
Online friends: ?
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None
You as a person: Me?
Your words/phrases: “Crap!”
Your phone is: Who the hell knows?
Your room is: Itty bitty
Describe your house and its surroundings: Hahahaha…crappy
Village/town/city: Vancouver
House number: Like I remember

= Family =
Parents: Bob and Karen
Stepparents: None
Sibling/s: None
Step-siblings: None
Pets: Annabelle, Romeo
You live with: No one…sad day
Grandparents: Bob and Emily, and Joyce
First cousins: Too many to count
First auntie/uncles: Blake, Lance, and Vicke
Mother’s age and starsign: 50-something, Taurus
Father’s age and starsign: 50-something, Capricorn
Sibling’s age and starsign:
Your mother looks like: Not me, that’s for sure
Your father looks like:Drew Carey with dark hair and a moustache
Your sibling looks like:
You get on best with: My mom

= Relationships, of any kind =
Best friend: Nick and Sean
Friends: The Papins, Nick, Matt, Maggie, a bunch of others
Work friends: None
Most fun: Nick
Funniest: Probably Sean
Best laugh: Matt
Best hair: Sean
Best voice: No idea
Best vocabulary: Probably Nick again
Smartest: Their all a bunch of smarties
Most ignorant: Hahahahahaha (Rob)
Deep conversations with: Nick
You see most often: Sean?
You hang out with: No one, really
You drink with: Aaron, the few times I drank
You talk most with: Sean and Nick
Shares most in common with: Nick?
Shares your humour: Nick
Most miserable: Sean certainly thinks he is, hahaha.

= Music =
Bands: Cut Copy, Battles, Apocalyptica, freaking DETHKLOK
Artists: Owl City, Ben Charest, Sia
Others you listen to but don’t consider favourites: Way too many
Genres: Electronic/techno, metal, math rock
Music videos: Atlas by Battles, Tonto by Battles
Songs: SLEEPYHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Albums: Not much of a “whole album” person, except for Deep Forest perhaps

= Movies =
Movies: Apollo 13, Armageddon, Mystery Men…that’s about it
Genres: Meh
Actresses: Meh
Actors: Tom Hanks!
Last movie watched: Watching Titanic right now

= Literature and creativity =
You are creative in what ways: I like to rewrite lyrics to songs, I like to pretend I know Flash, I draw like I’m on LSD
Last proper novel read: The Plague—Albert Camus
Favourite novels: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Age of Reason, An American Tragedy, The Brothers Karamazov, The Caine Mutiny, Candide, The Chosen, Crime and Punishment, Flowers for Algernon, The Great Gatsby, The Interpretation of Dreams, Native Son, On the Beach, This Side of Paradise, Waiting for Godot, Watchmen, Watership Down
Favourite authors: Freaking Jules Verne, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Favourite childhood novels: Funnybones. I freaking adored that book, it was hilarious
Poets: Poe? I don’t read much poetry
Poems: The Raven, Ode on a Grecian Urn…again, see above
Artists: Dali, Escher
Paintings: The Persistence of Memory, Relativity

= Love =
Marital status: Sad
Boyfriend/girlfriend: More sad
In love with: Leibniz
How much and why: Do you really want to get me started on this?
Are you romantic? Possibly
Romantic songs: The Bad Touch? Hahaha

= Other/Misc =
Can you draw? Pfft
Colours: Orange, lime green
Shampoo/conditioner: Herbal Essence…the curly hair kind I think
Hair products: None
Hair dye: None
Single/double bed: Single
Furniture: A rocking chair…a desk
Email: I’ve got like six
S/N .. None
Internet servers: No idea
Colour curtains: No curtains
Colour carpet: Dusty white
Colour duvets: DUVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!
Pillows: Two
Favourite way of insulting: Taking their pants
Pubs: Koener’s? That’s the only pub I know
Restaurants: Shari’s!!
Take out: Subway
Healthy food: Tofu?
Junk food: M&Ms!
Meals: M&Ms!
Breakfast: M&Ms!
Animals: I like hippos. They’re cool
Religion: Atheist
Veggie/carnivore: Carnivore
Subjects in school: Band (high school), stats (college)
Way of affection: All possible?

= Last time… =
Showered: Afternoon
Bathed: No idea
Cleaned teeth: Morning
Brushed hair: Few minutes ago
Listened to music: Most of this afternoon
Watched a movie: Right now!
Wrote a letter: Long ago
Received a letter: A week or so ago
Wrote an email: Last night
Received an email: Today
Spoke to someone: About half an hour ago
Said what: “Bye”
Sang: This afternoon (Peace of Mind FTW)
Walked in the rain: Do you know where I live?
Felt unwell: The last four months
Danced: I dance while I make noodles
Got drunk: I haven’t been drunk yet
Ate food, and what: A few hours ago, noodles
Went to a Gig: A gig?
Watched TV: Awhile ago
Argued: Last night
Talked to someone online: Few hours ago
Said “I love you”: Few hours ago

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Alan, believe it or not. I *think* that dance was a prom-type thing…

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Yes indeed.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Daquiri?

4. What was your FIRST job?
Hahaha, Wendy’s slave.

5. What was your FIRST car?
Haven’t had my own car yet.

6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
No texty.

7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
My dad, ‘cause he called to wake me up.

8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Ms. Quesnel.

9. Where did you go on your First airplane ride?
Missouri.

10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
Anastasia, and I haven’t heard from her in awhile.

11. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Haha, I have no idea. I went to SO many sleepovers as a kid.

12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
My dad.

13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
I haven’t been in a wedding.

14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Wished that I could sleep a little longer.

15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Haven’t been to a concert.

16. FIRST tattoo?
I don’t have one, unfortunately.

17. FIRST piercing?
Earlobes.

18. FIRST foreign country you’ve visited
England? I actually think I went to London before I went anywhere in Canada, haha.

19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Oh man…something Disney, that’s all I know.

20. When was your FIRST detention?
Eighth grade…for making fun of perfect squares in Algebra.

21. Who was your FIRST pet?
Wooder, my cat (don’t ask about the name)

22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
Sean. Freaking awesome.

23. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
I would LOVE to learn enough to be able to be a helmsman of an icebreaker ship. ALWAYS wanted to do that, as weird as it sounds.

24. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage?
Pfft. Like anyone will ever want to marry me.

25. What was the first sport that you were involved in?
Freaking T-ball, bitches!

26. What were the first lessons you ever took?
Piano?

27. What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Take Compy out of my backpack.

28. Who do you think will be the next person to post this?
Petey! 

Because, for some reason, I haven’t done this yet.

1) Smoked pot — $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk –$50
3) Cheated on your significant other — $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
5) Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
6) Went streaking — $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
8) Kissed a co-worker– $ 20
9)Kissed your boss –$50
10) Been arrested — $5
11) Spent time in jail — $15
12) Peed in the pool — $0.50
13) Played spin the bottle — $5
14) Done something you regret — $20
15) Slept with your best friend — $20
16) Been in love with a stripper — $20
17) Went skinny dipping — $5
18) Been slapped– $5
19) Slapped someone– $5
20) Beat up someone — $20
21) Been jumped — $10
22) Ever had sex at church — $25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space — $25
24) Cheated on test — $50
25) Vandalized something — $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents’ bed — $100
27) Crossed dressed — $10
28) Given money to stripper — $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket– $30
30) Been in love with a stripper — $20
31) Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work– $15
33) Ever drive drunk — $20
34) Used toys while having sex — $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
36) Had sex in a pool — $20
37) Masturbated — $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
39) Done oral — $5
40) Got oral — $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
43) Stole something — $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail — $25
45) Made a dirty home video — $15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future –$30
47) Had a threesome — $50
48) Had sex in a public place– $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars –$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student–$25
53) Lied to your mate — $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Total: $165. Not as bad as I was expecting.

Survey Junkie needs her fix.

Here’s how it works: go to www.photobucket.com. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box. Use only the first page. Pick an image that you like best!

1. What is your first name?

2. What is your relationship status?

3. What is your favorite color?

4. Who is your celebrity crush?

5. What are you listening to right now?

6. What is your favorite movie?

7. Who is your favorite Disney character?

8. Name an alcoholic beverage?

9. Where is your dream vacation?

10. What do you want to do when you grow up?

11. What do you love most in life?

13. I was born in:

14. My eye color is:

15. What is your secret obsession?

16. What is your favorite object?

17. What was/is your high school mascot?

18. What is your last name?

Guess what?

{001} Your gender: Female
{002} Straight/gay/bi?: Straight
{003} Single?: Yes
{004} Want to be single? Eh
{005} Your birth day: February 2
{006} Age you wish you were: 19
{009} The color of your eyes: Hazel
{010} Piercings? Industrial, two in my earlobes in each ear
{012} Tattoos: None, unfortunately

DO YOU…
{013} Smoke: No
{014} Do drugs: I’d like to try some hallucinogens, but no, I haven’t done any drugs
{015} Read the newspaper: Nope
{017} Talk to strangers: Depends
{018} Take walks in the rain: I hate walking in the rain
{019} Drive: My license exists…
{020} Like to drive fast? I obey the speed limit!
{021} Hurt yourself: Yes
{022} Been out of the country: I AM out of the country
{023} Been in love: Yeah
{024} Done drugs: No
{025} Gone skinny dipping: Ew
{026} Had a surgery: Appendix
{027} Ran away from home: No
{028} Played strip poker: No
{029} Gotten beaten up: No
{030} Been picked on: God, elementary school was horrible.
{031} Been on stage: Yup
{032} Been really intoxicated? Nope
{033} Slept outdoors: Yeah, several times
{034} Swore like a drunken Hahaha, yup
{035} Pulled an all-nighter: Not for school
{036} Have a job: Does being a TA count? I’m getting paid…
{037} Talked on the phone all night: Nope
{038} Slept all day: Nope
{039} Killed someone: Nope
{040} Made out with a stranger: Haha, nope
{041) Had sex with a stranger: Never!
{042} Kissed the same sex: No, surprisingly
{043} Done anything sexual with the same sex: Does profusely groping Maggie while dancing count? Does profusely groping Maggie in general count?
{044} Been betrayed: Indeed
{045} Broken the law: Ever heard of indicent exposure?
{046} Met a famous person: Nope
{047} Been on radio/tv: Maybe, I’m not sure
{048} Been in a mosh-pit: Nope
{049} Had a nervous breakdown: Quite a few actually
{050} Been criticized about your sexual performance: Yeah
{051} Had a dream that kept coming back: Sorta
{052} Shoe brand: Airwalk
{053} School: It blows
{054} Wear hats? Nope
{055} Bought something you couldn’t afford but had to have it: Story of my life
{056} Judged other people by their clothing: I try not to
{057} Favorite place to shop: Goodwill, ebay
{058} Favorite article of clothing: My super awesome bellbottom pink pants!
{059} Are you trendy: I wear lime green pants and tecnicolor shirts, what do you think?

BELIEFS…
{060} Believe in life on other planets: Sure
{061} Miracles: Nah
{062} Astrology: It’s fun
{063} Magic: No
{064} God: No
{065} The tooth fairy: No
{066} Santa: No
{067} Ghosts: Maybe
{068} birth: Do I believe in birth? Uh…
{069} Love at first sight: Sorta
{070} Yin and Yang: Yes
{071} Witches: No
{072} Easter bunny: No
{073} Re-incarnation: No
{074} Life after death: No
{075} Ouija boards: No
{076} The tarot: Maybe
{077} Do you remember your first love: Yes
{078} Still love him/her: Yes
{079} Do you consider love a mistake: No
{080} Being in love with someone: Do I believe in it? Yes
{081} What do you find romantic: Intelligence, kindness, being a dork
{082} Turn-off: Hating everything
{083} Do you base your judgement on looks alone: Nope
{084} Have you ever wished it was more “socially acceptable” for girl to ask a guy out? Peh
{085} Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? *I* found them physically attractive
{086} Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Pffffffhahahahaha
{087} What is best about the opposite sex: Uh…they’re male?
{088} What’s the last present someone gave you: No idea
{089} Do you like someone at this moment? I like a lot of people

LAST PERSON…
{090} That you laughed at: Nick
{091} That laughed at you: Nick
{092} That turned you on: Hahahaha…haha…um…Sean
{093} You went shopping with: Myself
{094} To disappoint you: Myself
{095} To hurt you: Myself
{096} To make you cry: Guess?
{097} To brighten up your day: My mom
{098} You wanted to strangle: Myself
{099} You saw a movie with: My mom
{100} You talked to on the phone: Mom
{101} Talked to through IM: Certainly not anyone from Moscow…

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU…
{102} Had sex: Never
{103} Went out on a date: An actual official date? Last…October
{104} Had some quality alone time: My life right now
{104} Smiled: Tonight
{105} Laughed: Tonight
{106} Cried: Tonight
{107} Bought something: Today
{108} Danced: A few days ago
{109} Were sarcastic: Today
{110} Hugged/kissed someone: Last day before I left
{111} Talked to an ex: A few days ago
{112} Watched your fav movie: Awhile ago
{113} Talked on the phone: This morning
{114} Listened to the radio: iTunes radio, a few days ago
{115} Watched TV: Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away (my dad’s house, a month or so ago)
{116} Went out: Like, outside? Today
{117} Helped someone: A few days ago
{118} Slept in: Sunday
{119} Said “I love you” and meant it: To someone other than my mom, a long time ago
{120} Did something with someone u didnt want to do: Over the summer

Survey.

Info
[X] I am shorter than 5’4.
[X] I think I’m ugly sometimes.
[X] I have many scars.
[   ] I tan easily.
[   ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[   ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[   ] I have a tattoo.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[   ] I have/I’ve had braces.
[X] I wear glasses.
[   ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[X] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[   ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[X] I have freckles (on my shoulders)

Family/Home Life
[   ] I’ve sworn at my parents.
[   ] I’ve run away from home.
[   ] I’ve been kicked out of the house.
[   ] My biological parents are together.
[   ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[   ] I want to have kids someday.
[   ] I’ve lost a child.

School/Work
[X] I’m in school.
[   ] I have a job.
[   ] I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I’ve missed a week or more of school (yeah…eighth grade sucked)
[X] I’ve been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[   ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[X] I’ve stolen something from my job (it was a freaking cracker)
[   ] I’ve been fired
Embarrassment
[   ] I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[   ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I’ve peed from laughing.
[   ] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[X] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[   ] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[   ] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health
[X] I was born with a disease/impairment (Anosmia!)
[X] I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
[   ] I’ve broken a bone.
[   ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[X] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room (for like five hours, ‘cause that’s how Gritman deals with appendicitis)
[X] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[X] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I’ve had chicken pox.
[   ] I’ve had measles

Traveling
[X] I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I’ve been on a plane.
[X] I’ve been to Canada.
[   ] I’ve been to Mexico
[   ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[   ] I’ve been to Japan.
[   ] I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] I’ve been to Europe.
[   ] I’ve been to Africa.

Experiences
[X] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[   ] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[   ] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[   ] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[X] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas (shoveling snow!)
[   ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[   ] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[   ] I’ve been to a casino.
[   ] I’ve been skydiving.
[   ] I’ve gone skinny dipping
[   ] I’ve played spin the bottle.
[   ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[   ] I’ve crashed a car.
[   ] I’ve been Skiing.
[X] I’ve been in a play.
[   ] I’ve met someone in person from myspace
[X] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[   ] I’ve seen the Northern lights.
[   ] I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
[   ] I’ve played chicken.
[X] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[X] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[   ] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[   ] I’ve eaten sushi.
[   ] I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships
[X] I’m single.
[   ] I’m in a relationship.
[   ] I’m engaged.
[   ] I’m married.
[   ] I’ve gone on a blind date.
[ / ]  I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper (equal).
[X] I miss someone right now.
[   ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[   ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[X] I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[X] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[X] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
[   ] I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
[   ] I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[X] I’ve had a crush on a teacher (Dr. O’Rourke is a sex pot)
[X] I am a cuddler.
[   ] I’ve been kissed in the rain.
[   ] I’ve hugged a stranger.
[   ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[X] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[X] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[   ] I’ve snuck out of my house.
[   ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[   ] I’ve cheated on a test.
[X] I’ve run a red light (damn you, Sean! This was at 3 in the morning next to Winco. He really needed his tofu. There was absolutely no one on the road in either direction and I was sitting there for like five minutes.)
[   ] I’ve been suspended from school.
[   ] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[   ] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[   ] I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[X] I’ve consumed alcohol.
[   ] I regularly drink.
[   ] I’ve passed out from drinking.
[   ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[   ] I’ve smoked weed…
[   ] I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
[   ] I’ve eaten shrooms.
[   ] I’ve popped E.
[   ] I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
[   ] I’ve done hard drugs.
[   ] I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
[   ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[X] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[X] I shut others out when I’m depressed.
[   ] I take anti-depressants (fuck that)
[   ] I’m anorexic or bulimic.
[   ] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
[X] I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
[X] I’ve woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[   ] I’m afraid of dying.
[   ] I hate funerals.
[X] I’ve seen someone dying.
[   ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[   ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[X] I’ve planned my own suicide.
[X] I’ve attempted suicide.
[   ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[   ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[   ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[   ] I own multiple designer purses.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[   ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[   ] I collect comic books.
[   ] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on e-bay.
[   ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ / ] I can sing well (I’ve been told I sing Maps and Boston quite well)
[   ] I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[X] I open up to others easily.
[   ] I watch the news.
[X] I don’t kill bugs.
[   ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[   ] I sing in the shower.
[   ] I am a morning person.
[   ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[   ] I’m a snob about grammar.
[   ] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair.
[   ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[X] I love being neat.
[   ] I love Spam
[   ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day
[   ] I bake well.
[   ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[   ] I’ve worn pajamas to school.
[   ] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[   ] I am in love with love.
[   ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[   ] I eat fast food weekly.
[   ] I believe in ghosts.
[   ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A (marching band!!)
[   ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[   ] I love white chocolate.
[X] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[   ] I’m good at remembering names.
[X] I’m good at remembering dates.
[   ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Name: Claudia
Age: 21
Race: Quite white
Gender: Female
Define normal using approximately ten words: Certainly not me. Or you. Or anyone else we know.
Would you frame someone else if your friend committed murder? Doubtful.
When is killing justified? Never.
What do you like most about yourself? Excellent question. Unfortunately I don’t have a good answer.
What was or is your favorite subject in school? Statistics!
What do you want to do for a career? Be a psychometrician. Or statistician. Or Leibniz’ wife.
Do you support the war in Iraq? Pfft.
Are you religious? Nope.
Do you read, watch or listen to the news often? Not often.
Is older always wiser? Nope.
Was George W. Bush a good president? Hahahaha.
If not, does he deserve to be assassinated? Nope.
Who cares about the rainforest, right? What?
Are you going to marry your favorite celebrity? If he were alive…:(
Do you wish you were a celebrity? Depends on what type of celebrity.
Is body structure a good indicator of personality? Nah.
Is choice of clothing a good indicator of personality? Depends.
Is choice of friends a good indicator of personality? Possibly.
Are more and more technological advances good for mankind? Not necessarily.
Do you believe in karma or predestiny? I believe in pre-established harmony. Kinda. Just modify Leibniz a little.
Are you vegetarian? Nope.
Do you get along with your family? Pretty much, yeah.
When you discover that you are angry, what do you do to calm yourself? Yell. Berate myself.
When you are sad, what do you do to make yourself feel better? See above. Or listen to music
Do you need a significant other in your life? I have a lot of love to give. Someone should get it, right?
Have you ever truly loved? Indeed.
Is it okay for you to show weakness? Bah.
Is revenge always the answer when you are wronged? Nope.
Do you keep your mouth shut in public for fear of sounding stupid? Quite often.
Does your IQ mean much? IQs are flawed. We should at least be given a score range, not just a score.
I grant you three wishes. SWEET! 1. More intelligence. 2. More creativity. 3. More Leibniz.
Who have you talked to today? Not a lot of people.
Who will you see today? A bunch of people I hardly know.
Passiveness or aggression? Passiveness.
Clinginess or detachment? I like clingy, but I’m not clingy.
Flattery or honesty? Honesty.
Passion or reason? Reason.
Liberal or conservative? Liberal.
To listen to or talk? Talk
To discriminate or to be hurt? Be hurt.
Money or fame? Fame.
Power or freedom? Freedom.
Pain or numbness? Pain.
Night or day? Day.
Marilyn Manson or Justin Timberlake? Timberlake. I’m sorry, I adore SexyBack.
Pink or Evanescence? Pink.
Nine Inch Nails or Blink 182? Blink.
Bowling for Soup or Tool? Soup.
Kittie or Britney Spears? Who the hell is Kittie?
Ani or Madonna? Madonna?
Malice Mizer or F4? I don’t know either.
Escargot or no? Escargot rocks.
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Ew, neither.
United States or Canada? U.S.
Felines or canines? Felines.
Charlie’s Angels or Kill Bill? Never saw either one.
Chicago or The Hours? Chicago
Summer or winter? Summer.
Finding Nemo or Scary Movie 3? NEMO!
Anything else?  Nope, I’m good.

First week, busy already, here’s a survey.

What if the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
I would be very sad.

Can you roll a blunt?
Nope.

Could you go a whole year without cursing?
Hahaha, no way.

Were you single on Valentine’s Day?
Nope! FINALLY.

Have you smoked a cigarette today?
Nope.

How’s your hair looking?
Bah. I just washed it.

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
Sorta.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
That would be nice.

When you’re bored in class, what do you usually do?
It’s hard to be bored in a stats class.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They wouldn’t care. My mom knows I want Leibniz’ name tattooed all over me.

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Nope.

Have you ever kissed anyone whos name starts with: j, e, b, s, d, l, or z?
Yup.  

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
That’s an excellent question.

Where were you at noon yesterday?
Getting out of Statistical Theory.

Would you hug the last person you hugged again?
Probably.

Do you have a best friend?
Nope.

Will you be in a relationship in the next week?
VERY doubtful.

Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
Yes indeed. All of them together would be HILARIOUS.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Nah.

Do you think things will change in the next few months?
Most likely.

Is your hair naturally straight?
Hahahaha.

Where was your default picture taken on myspace?
My dorm room.

Where did you get that shirt you’re wearing?
Walmart!

Do you think a lot?
Very much.

Do you like energy drinks?
Haha, you should have seen me that night.

How many peircings do you have?
Five. Six if you count both sides of the industrial.

Do you have any pets?
Not with me here, sadly.

Whens the next time you’ll hangout with someone?
Probably never.

What are you planning on doing after this?
Futurama!

You’re stuck in a locked room with the last person you kissed what happens?

Probably the same thing that happened the last time we were alone.

Which I am completely okay with.

Do you crack your knuckles?
Yes.

Do you have good vision?
No way. I need new glasses.

Have you ever tripped someone?
Not on purpose…

Have you ever slapped someone?
Nope.

Do you have any scars?
A lot of them.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
Yes.

Will tomorrow be better than today?
God I hope so.

Are you a naturally happy person? Or is the happiness forced?
It depends.

How do you feel about answering personal and/or intimate questions?
Fine.

What was the last drink you had?
Milk.

Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes.

What was the first drink you had this morning?
Water?

Are you in a good mood?
Pfft. Bad day.

Do you currently have a hickey?
Hahaha…I wish.

Do you want someone back in your life?
Very much so.

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?
Um…it sucks?

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Closed.

Are you good at hiding your feelings
Sometimes.

How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Um…pretty many times, considering.

Are you listening to music right now?
Nope.

Did anyone see your last kiss?
Nope. It was covert.

What is something you currently want right now?
Reassurance.

Do you drink tea?
Blah.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Woke up and realized that I slept deeper than I had in a long time.

Either that, or I turned the alarm off, I can’t remember.

Do you care of what people think of you?
Sorta.

Will you be sleeping alone tomorrow night?
Yes indeed.

Any plans for the weekend?
Adventure to Walmart. How can there be only one damn Walmart in all of Vancouver?

What woke you up today?
The alarm.

Anything good happening tomorrow?
Doubtful.

Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you?
Nope.

Would you buy $1000 shoes if they were the “perfect” pair for you?
Ha! Like I have $1000 to spend on shoes.

Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do with both?
Nope.

Do the last two movies you watched have anything in common?
Um…Team America and Colorful? Hahahaha.

Are you chatting with anyone online now?
Nope.

Do you find it disgusting when a boy bends over or jumps and the top of his underwear can be seen?
Not really.

Is your mouse the same color as your computer/​​​laptop?​​​
Yes.

Do you own any gadgets that are touch-screen or touch-pad?
Just my mouse…does that count?

OOH! What about my tablet?
What will you be doing in the next 2 hours?
Sleeping?

Is anyone on your top a Ex Boyfriend/ Ex girlfriend?
Haha, yes.

Who did you talk to on the phone last?
My mom.

What happened at 10am?
I walked to the bus stop.

Are you excited for next year?
I have to make it through this year to see.

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
My mom.

How late did you stay up last night? And why?
About two, mainly ‘cause I was crying.

How did you meet the last person you talked to on the phone?
She…gave birth to me?

Does your password have to do with a girl?
Nope.

Therefore, a survey.

Who’s the biggest douche bag you know?
I think most of you know who he is.

Are you mad about anything?
Yes.

Are you planning on going to college?
Unless grad school doesn’t count, no.

If someone looked on your bed, what would they find?
Oh, THAT’S where the floor went!

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Why can’t I fall asleep?

Ready for winter to come?
Bah.

If you were given $1,000,000 what would you do?
Go to Antarctica. Go to France and marry Leibniz (possibly using what’s left of my money to convince the authorities to let me do this)

Who was the last person you have a missed call from?
No idea.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yup. Already did that.

Who was your last text from?
Texting is dumb.

Do you think the last person you kissed is a slut?
Hahahahaha.

Is there a meaning behind your myspace song?
It’s only the BEST DAMN SONG IN THE GALAXY.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I don’t have any pants on.

What did you last listen to?
Lights and Music – Cut Copy.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
Nope.

When was the last time you talked to your number 1?
Nick? Awhile ago, actually.

What time did you get up this morning and why?
Haha, like 11 AM. But that’s because I woke up at five because of a really bad nightmare and didn’t fall back asleep until eight.

Do you wear flip-flops during the winter?
That’s dumb.

Do you love where you live?
Meh. Kind of indifferent at the moment. At least it’s not Moscow.

How fast do you get over things?
Depends on what it is.

Can you say you honestly don’t have any feelings for the last person that you kissed?
Haha, you kidding? The man’s a sex pot.

Have you ever laughed at something that wasn’t meant to be funny?
Probably.

Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Nope.

Do you think things will change in the next few months?
God I hope so.

Are any of your texts in your inbox locked and why?
I repeat, texting is dumb.

What are your plans for Monday?
Go to campus, find a copy of SPSS, find out where my classes will be…probably play Fallout and make spaghetti. And see if I can find the campus gym.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Doubtful.

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Nope.

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yeah. But they were the only ones with a car.

When you meet someone you like, do you fall in love fast?
Eh.

What type of day are you having?
My head hurts. My neck hurts. My eyes hurt. But this has become the standard.

Is the person you last texted single?
Texting is DUMB.

What does your phone do when it receives a new text message?
DUMB.
(I think it makes a blingy sound)

Was last night terrible?
Yes, actually.

Do you like meeting new people?
Pah.

Are you currently texting?
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS SURVEY

What was the last thing you drank?
Water.

Are your friends just like you?
I probably wouldn’t be friends with people just like me.

How are you feeling right now?
In pain. Bored out of my mind.

Next time you will kiss someone?
That’s an excellent question.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Nah.

Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed.

What’s the closest black thing to you?
My headphones.

What kind of shirt are you wearing?
Tank top.

What’s your current problem?
Boredom!

Do you believe in this saying: What goes around comes around?
Sorta. Karma’s a bitch.

Do you drink coffee?
Nope.

Have you ever fallen off the bed in your sleep?
Once or twice. And the other day I slammed myself into the wall trying to turn off the alarm. ALARM CLOCK ALWAYS ON THE RIGHT, DAMMIT!

Are you happy with your life right now?
*makes farting noises with mouth*

Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
Yup.

What is your current annoyance?
No classes! AGH!

Will you be single over summer?
It’s summer, I’m single, think what you will.

Who was the last person you spoke on the phone for over an hour?
Man, I have no idea.

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Who knows?

Is there someone you want to keep in your life?
Very much so, yes.

Is your room ever clean?
Usually.

How late did you stay up last night?
3 to 4 AM.

Would you rather have long or short hair?
Long.

Are you an aunt or uncle?
Nope.

Is your heart broken right now?
Nah.

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
I was on the bus!

What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Nothing really.

Are you a heavy sleeper?
I used to be. Then I had to work at night and be able to wake up at the slightest noise.

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Probably…I can’t remember.

Have you held hands with anyone in the past 36 hours?
No. I don’t know anyone up here.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Hahahaha orgy couch.
Yes.
It was grand.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I certainly hope not.

Do you trust all of your friends?
Peh.

Is there someone you want to fight?
Hahaha.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
It sucks, but yes.

Do you think you’ll be married in five years?
All I want five years from now is my PhD.

Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you?
Yes?

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Who knows?

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Nope.

What was the last thing you bought?
Textbooks?

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Hell yes!

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
Nope. But you can pretend.

Are you shy?
Very.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Depends.

What are you looking forward to in the next 4 days?
Absolutely nothing.

Anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
Same person as usual.

Are you an emotional person?
I try not to be.

Is there someone who makes you happy every time you speak with them?
Hahaha, Sean.

Have you kissed anyone in ’09 that actually meant something?
YES.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Probably.

Have you done anything you regret in 2009 so far?
Not especially, no.

Are you a forgiving person?
Very forgiving.

Do you have any plans for today?
Bah. Probably go to campus.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Again, bah.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My mom?

Did you kiss or hug anyone yesterday?
No. I’m all alone up here.

Where did you sleep last night?
My bed?

Does any part of your body hurt right now?
My neck and shoulders.

Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
Nope.

Do you do your own laundry?
Of course.

Are you talkative?
Depends. Are we talking about Leibniz or statistics? Then yes.

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Hmm…no.

When was the last time you talked to the person you last kissed?
Over MSN a few nights ago.

Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?
Cold water.

What do you think your number three is doing right now?
Maggie? Probably being awesome.

Do you like coffee?
Only real coffee. From the hills. Of Columbia.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
James Joyce. But I don’t personally know him, obviously.

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Books. Clothes. Colorful stuff.

Do you wear any jewelry?
The necklace Aaron gave me. Earrings, on occasion.

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Hahaha, Walmart, I think.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Yes.

Who do you have texts in your inbox from?
No one.

Is there anything you’re craving right now?
Nah.

Do you like to cuddle?
Hell yes.

What’s on your mind right now?
School.

Stolen from Maggie, as are many of my surveys. “Yes” or “no” answers only.

1. Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? — Yes
2. Been arrested? — No
3. Kissed someone you didn’t like? — Yes
4. Slept in until 5 PM? — No
5. Fallen asleep at work/school? — No
6. Held a snake? — Yes
7. Ran a red light? — Yes
8. Been suspended from school? — No
9. Experienced love at first sight? — No
10. Totaled your car in an accident? — No
11. Been fired from a job? — No
12. Fired somebody? — No
13. Sang karaoke? — Yes
14. Pointed a gun at someone? — No
15. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? — Yes
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
18. Kissed in the rain? — Yes
19. Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
20. Seen someone die? — Yes
21. Played spin-the-bottle? — No
22. Sang in the shower? — Yes
23. Smoked a cigar? — No
24. Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
25. Taken pictures of yourself naked? — No
26. Smuggled something into another country? — No
27. Been pushed into a pool wearing all your clothes? — No
28. Broken a bone? — No
29. Skipped school? — No
30. Eaten a bug? — No
31. Sleepwalked? — No
32. Walked a moonlit beach? — Yes
33. Rode a motorcycle? — No
34. Dumped someone? — Yes
35. Forgotten your anniversary? — No
36. Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
37. Ridden on a helicopter? — No
38. Shaved your head? — No
39. Blacked out from drinking? — No
40. Played a prank on someone? — Yes
41. Hit a home run? — Yes
42. Felt like killing someone? — No
43. Cross-dressed? — Yes
44. Been falling-down drunk? — No
45. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/spouse cry? — Yes
46. Eaten snake? — No
47. Marched/Protested? — No
48. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
49. Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
50. Been in a band? — Yes
51. Knitted? — No
52. Been on TV? — No
53. Shot a gun? — Yes
54. Skinny-dipped? — No
55. Gave someone stitches? — No
56. Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
57. Ridden a surfboard? — No
58. Drank straight from a liquor bottle? — No
59. Had surgery? — Yes
60. Streaked? — Yes
61. Taken by ambulance to hospital? — No
62. Passed out when not drinking? — Yes
63. Peed on a bush? — No
64. Donated Blood? — No
65. Grabbed electric fence? — No
66. Eaten alligator meat? — No
67. Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
68. Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? — No
69. Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
70. Peed your pants in public? — No
71. Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
72. Written graffiti? — No
73. Still loved someone you shouldn’t? — Yes
74. Think about the future? — Yes
75. Been in handcuffs? — No
76. Believe in love? — Yes

Rule #1: If you open this you take it.
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks. Answer True or False

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list?
True

Q: Been arrested?
False

Q: Do you like someone?
True

Q: Held a snake?
True

Q: Been suspended from school?
False

Q: Sang karaoke?
True

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
True

Q: Laughed until you started crying?
True

Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
True

Q: Kissed in the rain?
False

Q: Sang in the shower?
True

Q: Sat on a roof top?
True

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
False

Q: Broken a bone?
False

Q: Shaved your head?
False

Q: Played a prank on someone?
True

Q: Shot a gun?
True

Q: Donated Blood?
False

LAST PERSON
1. You hung out with?
Sean

2. You texted?
No one

3. You were in a car with?
My mom?

4. Went to the movies with?
My mom

5. Person you went to shop with?
Once again…

6. You talked on the phone?
And again…

7. Made you laugh?
Sean

8. You hugged?
This is a private matter.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY…
1. Sun or moon?
Sun

2. Winter or Fall?
Winter

3. Left or Right?
Left

4. Sunny or rainy?
Sunny

5. Where do you live?
Moscow, unfortunately

6. Club or pub?
Club

7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on?
Yes, but just one

8. Do you want to get married?
Pah

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl

10. What time is it?
5:20

11. Are you afraid of commitment?
Depends

12. What is your greatest hope/wish?
To be remembered

13. Do you cook?
Not very well

14. Current mood?
Surprised and super happy

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU…
1. Kissed someone?
Yes

2. Sang?
No

3. Listened to music?
Yes

4. Danced Crazy?
Hahahaha, have you seen me?

5. Cried?
Yes

6. Liked someone you can’t have?
Um…

20 FIRSTS …..
1.Who was your first date?
Actual date? Matt

2. Who was your first roommate?
Sean, technically

3. What was your first job?
Wendy’s slave!

4. What was your first car?
I have yet to own a car, though I drive my dad’s Cadillac around a lot

5. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing?
Man, I don’t remember how old I was…

6. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Missouri

7. When you snuck out of your house for the first time?
Never

8. Who was your first best friend?
Anastasia

9. Who was your first Best Friend in high school?
Aneel

10. Where was your first sleepover?
Man, who knows? I went to so many sleepovers

11. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
No one

12. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman?
Never have I been a bridesmaid

13. What’s the first thing you did when you got up this morning?
Hahaha…what time was that, noon?
Hoped I wasn’t dreaming

14. What was the last concert you went to?
Never been to a concert

15. First tattoo or piercing?
Ears

16. First celebrity crush?
Hahaha, LEIBNIZ!

17. Current celebrity crush?
LEIBNIZ!

18. First crush?
Lead (you-know-who)

19. Current crush?
Teehee

20. First slow dance?
Whatever year Alan decided to take me to that prom thing out of sympathy

Five names you go by:
1. Claudia
2. Claude
3. Claudja
4. Claudsie
5. Rainbow Emo (thanks, Sean)

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Shirt
2. Bra
3. Undies

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. To not go to work tonight
2. To do what I did last night instead
3. M&Ms

Three people who will probably fill this out:
1. Me
2. Myself
3. I

Two things you did last night:
1. Hahahahaha…
2. …ahahahaha

Two things you ate today:
1. M&Ms
2. Nothing else yet

Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1. Mom
2. Dad

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. Come home from work
2. Dink around
3. PERHAPS SOME MORE HAPPIES

Two longest car rides:
1. Moscow to Disneyland
2. Orange County to Moscow

Favorite beverages:
1. Water
2. Milk
3. Chocolate Milk

WHAT WAS YOUR LAST:
1. Beverage = Water
2. Phone call = My mom?
3. Text message = Who knows?
4. Song you listened to = Atlas!
5. Time you cried = Today

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = Um…nnnno? (Haha,  had to think about that one for a second)
7. Been cheated on = Probably
8. Kissed someone & regretted it = Oh god yes
9. Lost someone special = Yeah
10. Been depressed = My life
11. Been drunk and threw up = Nope

FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Orange
13. Lime green
14. Yellow

IN 2009 HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend = Yes indeed
16. Fallen out of love = Kinda never was in love, but I convinced myself that I was, and then ceased convincing myself. Yeah, this year was weird
17. Laughed until you cried = Hahaha, oh man, the band table…
18. Met someone who changed you = Yes indeed
19. Found out who your true friends were = Pah
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yes. Well, sort of. Someone’s feeding someone else false information, but I don’t know who
21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list = Not this year, no

RAND0M
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = Most. Like 96%
23. How many kids do you want to have = ZERO
24. Do you have any pets = Cats!
25. Do you want to change your name = Nah
26. Are you a happy person? = It depends entirely on the day
27. What time did you wake up today = Hahaha, like 10
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Messing around on Vaio
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Getting out of Moscow
30. Last time you saw your Mother = Just a day or so ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change = My intelligence. I want it to increase
32. What are you listening to right now = Music
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Yes
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = Not much, as of right now
35. Most visited web page = Facebook? I dunno
36. Whats your real name = Claudia
37. Nicknames = Claudsie, Claudja (Sean calls me this)
38. Relationship Status = Single
40. Male or female? = Me? Female
41. fav food = Potatoes
42. fav ice cream = Oreo
43. what color are your eyes? Hazel
45. Hair: Long or short = Long-ish
46. Height = 5’2” (shut up)
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = That is a ridiculously complicated question
48: What do you like about yourself? = Not much
49. Piercings = Ears, industrial
50. Tattoos = None, but getting ready for Leibniz tattoo!
51. Righty or lefty = Righty

FIRSTS :
53. School = That preschool at the U of I. After that, St. Rose’s
54. Best friend = Anastasia
55. Sport you joined = T-ball, bitches!
56. Vacation = Oregon coast?

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating = Nothing
60. Drinking = Nothing
61. I’m about to = Do nothing (noticing a theme here?)
62. Listening to = Music
63. Waiting on = The world to change (blah, I dunno)

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? Nope
65. Get Married? Depends
66. Career? Awesome

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes = Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses = Kisses
69. Shorter or taller = Don’t care
70. Older or Younger = Don’t care
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Romantic (seriously, on EVERY LIST these two are listed together. Are they opposites or something?)
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Stomach
73. Sensitive or a bad ass = Sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = Nope
77. Drank hard liquor = Yes?
78. Lost glasses/contacts = No, surprisingly
79. Sex on first date = Hahaha, no sex EVER!
80. Broken someone’s heart = Possibly
81. Had your own heart broken = Yeah
82. Been arrested = Nope
83. Turned someone down = Yeah (he was 42 and creepy as hell, you would have, too)
84. Cried when someone died = Yes
85. Fallen for a friend? = Oh dear…yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Pfft
87. Miracles = Nah
88. Love at first sight = Why not?
89. Heaven = No
90. Santa Claus = Nah
91. Kissing on the first date = Sure
92. Angels = No

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time = Hahahahaha…unofficially
95. Did you sing today? =  I sing as much as I can
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = All the way…to Leibniz time!!!!!
98. whats your biggest fear? = Failure
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = No
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = And lose an opportunity for one of my crazy-ass titles? Never!

Q. Elaborate on your default photo:
A. It’s me. In my room. Trying not to look ugly.

Q. What’s your current relationship status?
A. Hahahahaha, single.

Q. What exactly are you wearing right now?
A. Clothes. Shirt, underthingies, and pants.

Q. What is your current problem?
A. Freaking out about everything.

Q. What do you love most?
A. Knowledge. Leibniz. Statistics. Sleepyhead.

Q. What makes you most happy?
A. See above.

Q. Are you musically inclined?
A. Sure.

Q. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
A. I would have done undergrad faster (YES, that would have been possible).

Q. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be?
A. A brontosaurus. Just ‘cause.

Q. Ever have a near death experience?
A. Not really.

Q. Name an obvious quality you have?
A. I…look like Crayola exploded all over me? Is that a quality?

Q. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
A. I’ll give you one guess.

Q. Who will cut and paste this first?
A. Probably no one.

Q. Name someone with the same b-day as you:
A. James Joyce.

Q. Have you ever vandalized someone’s private property?
A. No. But I have put tampons (like twenty of them) in Aneel’s backpack.

Q. Have you ever been in a fight?
A. Pfft, who hasn’t?

Q. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
A. Yes.

Q. What’s the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
A. “You’re male!”

Q. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A. Nothing.

Q. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
A. Yes indeed. Multiple times.

Q. Say something totally random about yourself:
A. I’m in love with a dead guy.

Q. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
A. Yeah, once when I was in eighth grade. Can’t remember the celeb, though.

Q. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
A. Disney (old, good Disney) FTW!

Q. Did you have braces?
A. Nope.

Q. Are you comfortable with your height?
A. Freaking hate being this short.

Q. Do you speak any other languages?
A. FOL! That totally counts, right?

Q. What is your favorite smell?
A. Screw you!

Q. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
A. No.

Q. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
A. I don’t think so…

Q. Do you ever watch MTV?
A. Hahaha, I used to.

Q What’s the latest you have ever stayed up?
A. A LONG time.

Q. Have you ever been rushed into the emergency room?
A. Well, “rushed” is a relative term. I was taken there as fast as my grandpa could drive, how about that?

Q. what’s the last text message on your cell phone say?
A. No texty.

Q. what color shirt are you wearing?:
A. Red.

Q. most recent movie that you watched?:
A. Oh god…Armageddon?

Q. name one thing that you do everyday?:
A. Listen to music.

Q. what’s the color of your bedroom walls?:
A. White.

Q. how much cash do you have on you right now?:
A. None.

Q. When was the last time you saw your mom?
A. A few days  ago.

Q. Who got you to join myspace?
A. E’raina and Aneel. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!?!

Q. What did you have for dinner last night?
A. Instant mashed potatoes.

Q. Is Tom on your friends list?
A. Nope.

Q. Look to your left. What’s there?
A. Bed!

Q. Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A. I think I was using Sean’s sock as a puppet awhile ago, does that count?

Q. What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A. Google, Facebook, Hotmail, Wikipedia.

Q. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
A. Nope.

Q. Do you have plants in your room?
A. Nope.

Q. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A. Surprisingly not.

Q. What city was your last taxicab ride in?
A. Oh man…Stockholm?

Q. Do you own a picture phone?
A. Yes.

Q. Recent time you were really upset?
A. Today.

Q. Would you have a problem if your friend went after your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. No.