The Colbert Questionnaire
Because I don’t remember the last time I did a survey and that’s UNACCEPTABLE!
Best sandwich?
From Subway: tuna on white bread with cheese, mayo, and olives. Fight me, it’s REALLY good.
What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out?
HA. A lot of things. Probably my super beat-up coat that I bought several years ago from the Superstore. But y’all will have to pry that coat from my cold, dead, hands, because I LOVE it.
What is the scariest animal?
Man! Or anything that can eat you alive. That’s horrifying.
Apples or oranges?
Apples. By far. Oranges are ass.
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
I…don’t think so?
What do you think happens when we die?
The universe reabsorbs us and parts of us become other things.
Favorite action movie?
Is Sunshine an action movie? If not, then Armageddon.
Favorite smell?
I FAIL! I FAIL A THOUSAND TIMES!!
Least favorite smell?
OH GOD I KEEP FAILING
Exercise: worth it?
It’s about the only thing that keeps me from jumping into traffic, so…maybe.
Flat or sparkling?
Flat.
Most used app on your phone?
Either Tiktok or Twitter.
You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
Call on Me by Eric Prydz.
What number am I thinking of?
Twelve.
Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
Climate change, no future, despair.
UNPACK THE WHACK
Hahaha, how did I not know this happened?
That’s great. Blevins can act, yo.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Shoutout to my super awesome amazing mom! I love you so much!
On a related note: I don’t know how many of you out there watch the Colbert Report, but a few months ago Stephen did an interview with the (now late, RIP) Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are. I highly advise you watch part 1 and part 2 if you haven’t yet, ‘cause they’re hilarious.
Anyway, in the second part of the interview, Stephen read Mr. Sendak a children’s book he himself wrote entitled I Am A Pole (And So Can You!). He got a blurb from the children’s author (“The sad thing is, I like it!”) and promised that as soon as he got a publisher, the book would be out for purchase.
Well, Stephen Colbert being Stephen Colbert, he announced a week or so ago that IAAP(ASCY!) would be released on May 8th.*
My mom and I both thought Stephen’s book hilarious, so I decided to buy her a copy for Mother’s Day. It’s longer and has more illustrations than the version he read on the air, and the little extras on the jacket sleeves and the additional pages are pretty great as well. Plus, all proceeds from the sale of his book (and the audiobook version) go to USVETS, a non-profit organization dedicated to returning troops.
So if you’re looking for a cool little gift for someone or think Stephen Colbert is awesome, go get a copy of this book. It’s pretty rad.
*Coincidentally, this is the day that Mr. Sendak passed. Freaky, eh?
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