Are you a spy?

Are you a sniper?

Do you want to pull an Ocean’s 11 but still want to be able to look at your wrist and see what time it is?

GARMIN HAS THE WATCH FOR YOU!

This thing is intense. Weather reports. A ton of navigation stuff and maps. A ballistics calculator. Golf. Green and white flashlights. Night vision. Stealth mode. Ways to save geo positions to find your way in future situations. Some doohickey to help you jump out of a plane without dying. A way to track something (someone?????) you’re hunting. A freaking kill switch in case you get caught and need to mind-erase the data from your Garmin.

ALL FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $1600!
(That actually doesn’t sound too bad for all you’re getting.)

I had no idea Garmin made such serious gear. Kinda dig it.