BLEH.
Today was the last day of my French class.
It was also our draft day for fantasy baseball, but I could only stay for half an hour because I had to go teach at 3:30, meaning I wasn’t able to handpick my whole team and had to let the auto-draft take over after I was able to get…five?…six? guys I wanted.
So I’m lacking enthusiasm, because who are these random-ass guys and why are they on my team?
Bleh.
Third
I came in third place in fantasy baseball! That’s definitely an improvement over last year (seventh place out of eight) and ties my best placing two years ago.

Though it is kind of sad that I had freaking Shohei Ohtani giving one of the most ridiculous performances in the history of baseball and I could still only come in third, but my husband is an unstoppable, unmovable force when it comes to fantasy sports so there was no way I could have won, anyway.
I’ll take it
I have no idea how that managed to work out, but I SOMEHOW made the playoffs (top 4 of 8) in fantasy baseball. That means I have a chance* of winning rather than having to play for one of the four bottom positions.
*I have no chance of winning because my freaking husband is also in the playoffs and he is unbeatable.
DRAFT DAY DRAFT DAY DRAFT DAY!
Fantasy baseball draft day, I mean. I got to pick second, which was pretty nice because I got two picks almost right in a row each time.
Anywayz, here are my dudes:
Batters
- Francisco Alvarez
- Randy Arozarena
- Mark Canha
- Nick Castellanos
- Jake Cronenworth
- Freddie Freeman
- Andrés Giménez
- Gunnar Henderson
- Jonathan India
- Francisco Lindor
- Starling Marte
- Cas McCormick
- Jeff McNeil
- Cedric Mullens
- Shohei Ohtani (batting, not pitching)
- Joc Pederson
- Will Smith
- George Springer
- Jack Suwinski
- Justin Turner
Pitchers
- Yu Darvish
- Max Fried
- Kenley Jansen
- Michael King
- Adam Ottavino
- Kodai Senga
- Tarik Skubal
- Blake Snell
- Justin Steele
We’ll see how we do this year!
Fantasy Baseball: The Results
So remember last year when I did so well with my fantasy team?
Yeah…not so much this year.

I didn’t come in last, though, so that’s good. I guess.
Fantasy Baseball:
Where the elite separate themselves accordingly, and the terrible are all approximately the same level of terrible.

Edit: now I’m winning, but that could easily change, haha.
Draft 2023
It’s fantasy baseball draft day!
Here are my dudes:
- Randy Arozarena
- Charlie Blackmon
- Seth Brown
- Mark Canha
- Michael Conforto
- Jake Cronenworth
- Travis d’Arnaud
- Brandon Drury
- Freddie Freeman (my first pick last year and my first pick this year)
- Andres Giménez
- Teoscar Hernandez
- DJ LeMahieu
- Francisco Lindor
- Andrew McCutchen
- Starling Marte
- Jeff McNeil
- Max Muncy
- Brandon Nimmo
- Lars Nootbar
- Will Smith
- Chris Taylor
Pitchers:
- Max Fried
- Yu Darvish
- Giovanny Gallegos
- Kenley Jansesn
- Tyler Mahle
- Adam Ottavino
- Blake Snell
- Marcus Stroman
WOO! I hope I do as good as last year. Or better.
Troisieme
So I ended up getting third place in our fantasy baseball league!

Not too bad for my first time I guess. It really helped that my team was like 75% Mets and the Mets had a good year. It’s going to be hard to pick a different set of dudes next year, but the odds that I’d be able to get the exact same set are pretty low.
Woo!
Playoff
Oh god, I’m in the playoffs in fantasy baseball!
I mean, I guess we technically all are, but only the top four get a chance to end up in first place, and I’m in the top four!
Now time to get crushed, haha.
Is it drafty in here?
Nate’s Yahoo! fantasy baseball group needed one more member to get to an even number of players, so Nate got permission from the group to add me. Today was our draft! Here are my dudes:
Hitters:
- Ozzie Albies
- Javier Baez
- Charlie Blackmon
- Mark Canha
- Nick Castellanos
- Nelson Cruz
- Freddie Freeman
- Joey Gallo
- Adolis Garcia
- Jonathan India
- Starling Marte
- Anthony Rendon
- Carlos Santana
- Will Smith
- Dansby Swanson
- Chris Taylor
- Christian Yelich
Pitchers:
- Yu Darvish
- Max Fried
- Kenley Jansen
- Tyler Malhe
- Adam Ottavino
- Blake Snell
- Marcus Stroman
Let’s see how the season goes!
Edit: HOW DID I FORGET TO DRAFT MCNEIL?? Added him later, though.
Edit again: McNeil did not disappoint!
