The quadratic formula? The quadratic formula?! I asked for a Mobius band on rye, you dolt!
So I was rereading my blogs a few minutes ago, and I read this for the first time after typing it:
69. What is your favorite Disney movie?
Either Aladdin (because of Jafar) or Beauty and the Beast (because of Lumiere. Is it sad that I find an anthropomorphic candelabrum attractive? And the fact that I felt so when I was like eight years old?).
And I’ve decided that I am either really, really funny, or really, really pathetic. Tell me, dear readers, which of the two options is the case?
Anyway, two items of humor today.
1. I don’t know if any of you have watched this yet, but it’s by the same guy who did the Yogi Bear thing. In fact, the Yogi Bear thing is referenced. Heavily. Start at 5:38.
2. Ivor Biggun and his perverted songs are giving The Bloodhound Gang and their “The Bad Touch” a run for their money.
Go here. Listen to “All of These Things Are Soul.” Is it just me, or is this really freaking funny? Also listen to, if you haven’t already, the “Bras on 45” song. Even better, listen to it with a visual accompaniment!*
Also, this is not nearly as funny (bagpipe music), but I like it (listen to “Udu Boy”).
Further note: Excitement! Elaboration pending.
End of blog.
*Yes, I’ve posted this before, but I don’t know if any of you have ever watched it.
