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The Big 500

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Well my friends, we’ve finally arrived. My 500th blog. Half way to 1,000. Bet you’re all looking forward to that day, huh?

Here are some stats for y’all, regarding my blogs:
500 posts
6,961 blog views
311 comments
195 kudos
Total pages (when copied into Microsoft Word): 321
Words: 126,347

How disturbing is that?

And, of course, as always, I must bring up past blogs. However, I’ve only chosen the top 2% (ten). These are special, my friends. Cherish them.

Top Blogs

  1. The Second Continental Chatroom
  2. Seuss on the Loose
  3. Rant Against Pants
  4. Ranking of the Names
  5. Font Personalities
  6. Ranking of the Presidents
  7. “Easy Mac”
  8. Words with Aneel
  9. Incompetent People Suck
  10. Dirty Stuff

Top Blog Titles

  1. Jimmy crack corn one more time and I’m referring him to a specialist
  2. “My whereabouts are none of your concern,” said the Little Star as he twinkle-twinkled
  3. If dyslexics wrote the Constitution we would have the right to arm bears!
  4. At first I was just friendly to the environment. But now we’re dating!
  5. The day that Camus backed into a sumac was the day the palindrome was born!
  6. I used to work at a bridal shop specializing in headdresses. My work there was to know a veil.
  7. I used to teach a failing fly-tying class until I realized my efforts were all for knot.
  8. This just in: geophagists across the globe are biting the dust!
  9. Drugs: the anti…oh wait.
  10. Where do the quadriplegics stand?

I look forward to entertaining you all at least 500 more times. I hope you’ve enjoyed this as much as I have.

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John Adams, I do not feel you have the necessary capabilities to bring sexy back

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Okay people, assuming I don’t die in the next half-day or so, I’m going to hit blog number 500 tomorrow.

Big thing for me, really.

I’m just glad that I didn’t start my blog one day prior to the day I did, because then my 500th blog anniversary would be on September 11th and that would not be a good thing.

Anyways, I figured I’d update my self summary thingy on the front page, change up my song for a little bit, and try and figure out why the fonts of my blogs’ titles never stay the same as I set them.

I have no idea what to do for tomorrow’s blog. Something with the titles, perhaps? I’ve had some good titles, and they always entertain me personally more than the blogs themselves. Or maybe that’s just me.

Final note: are any of you guys (Matt and/or Maggie, considering you’re the only ones who read this) going to the fair? I was thinking we could all go to the fair on Saturday before the big happy fun time WSU game that night. What do you think?

Oh wait, one final final note: was I just hallucinating today or was the last “short” in our shorts list for marching band “Sexy Back”? Cause if it’s “Sexy Back” I fear I may just have a seizure of joy in the stands.

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