Who Are We and Why Must We Survey?


1. What is your name? WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

2. What color shirt are you wearing now? Yellow.

3. What are you listening to right now? Nothing.

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? 92

5. What was the last thing you ate? Whatever the hell I had last night. What did I have last night?

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Radical Carrot. I swear to god there was a crayon with that name at some point; I don’t think I hallucinated that. (Edit: SEE I TOLD YOU)

7. How is the weather right now? S’okay. Still cool enough to run outside during the day, which is always good.

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom.

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex? Hair? I actually don’t know. Probably just the fact that they’re the opposite sex.

10. Favorite Food? Broccoli is always good.

11. Favorite Drink? Water.

12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? I don’t drink.

13. Favorite place to shop? Michaels, probably, though I never go there up here.

14. Hair color: Black.

15. Eye Color: Hazel.

16. Do you wear contacts? I wore them for like a week in 6th grade and they hurt like hell so I stopped, haha.

17. What did you do today? Ran. Worked. Cried a lot.

18. favorite month? February.

19. Favorite Fast Food? Cougar Country.

20. Last Movie you Watched? Man, I don’t remember. Beauty and the Beast, I think?

21. Favorite Day of the Year? I don’t think I have one.

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? I asked one person out once. It was a disaster. So….yes.

23. Summer or Winter? Summer, but like…pre-“we screwed up the climate beyond repair” summer.

24. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs.

25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla ice cream, but chocolate everything else.

26. Do you want your friends to respond back? Bah.

27. Who is most likely to respond? No one.

28. Who is least likely to respond? Everyone.

29. What books are you reading? The Fountainhead.

30. favorite TV Show? Metalocalypse, still.

31. What’s on your mouse pad? Nothing. It’s black.

32. Favorite board game? Scrabble.

33. What did you do last night? Dinked around. Cried.

34. Favorite Author? Fitzgerald, probably.

36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Salted.

37. Dogs or cats? Cats!

38. Favorite Flower? Sunflower.

39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.? “Why aren’t I dead yet?”

40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school? Nope.

41. What’s on your desk? My computer, keyboard, mouse, and all sorts of random crap.

42. Rock Concert or symphony? Symphony.

43. Play or Opera? Play.

44. Have you ever fired a gun? Yup.

45. Do you like to travel by plane? I used to, but now I hate it for a variety of reasons. I LOVE airports, though, which is pretty weird.

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right-handed.

47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter? Chunky as hell.

48. How many pillows do you sleep with? One.

49. City you were born? The ‘Scow.

50. Ever hitchhiked? Nope.

What sayest thou? Speak!