I don’t.

Have you ever done cocaine?
I will never…never hear the word “cocaine” and not immediately think “I DO COCAINE” in that stupid Dr. Rockso voice. Thanks, Metalocalypse, you’ve ruined cocaine for me.

Where did you buy the shirt you’re wearing right now?
It’s my 2023 Vancouver Marathon shirt, so…the…Vancouver Marathon?

What song would best describe your love life?
I thought of Nate immediately when I heard this song the first time.

What are you going to do after this?
Work on my blog archives, probably.

Are you wearing jeans?
Nope!

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
Yes!

Has anyone ever called you a whore?
Maybe jokingly.

Who were you last in a car with?
Nate!

Are you in a good mood right now?
I want to run into traffic.

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
HAHAHA NOPE

Have you lost interest in someone recently?
Nah.

Is there anyone who you think you deserve an apology from?
Yes, but that’s so far in the past that I don’t really care anymore.

Have you ever played the guitar?
I tried, but I suck. I’m good with wind instruments, not string instruments.

Has anything “cute” happened in the past week?
Pepper’s cute, does she count?

Could you handle living with the last person you talked to on the phone?
Yup!

Do you ever take your anger out on others?
I try not to. My anger is usually directed at myself anyway, so.

What grade is the last person you texted in?
Hahaha, he’s not in school anymore.

Do you still talk to the person you had feelings for 6 months ago?
OH SHIT I MARRIED HIM?!?!? WHAT

Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
I am grown up. I teach math and stats.

Has anyone seen you in your underwear lately?
Unfortunately.

Where’s your phone right now?
Getting charged on the table next to me.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Like…way older or just older? Nate’s older than me. But so is Leibniz…

Are you the oldest child? The youngest? In the middle? Only child?
Only.

Would you rather be called ‘honey’ or ‘baby’?
Honey.

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you did?
Probably.

When did you last say “I love you”? Did you mean it?
I said it when I got home and meant it.

Are you talking to anyone right now?
No.

Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Yup.

What or who is on your mind right now?
Leibniz.

Right handed or left handed?
I’m right handed.

Have you ever had chicken pox?
Yup, when I was pretty young.

Did you buy anything today?
Groceries.

Last person to lay in your bed, besides you?
My husband.

When’s the last time you took a shower?
It’s been a few days.

Would you ever camp out on a beach under the stars?
Maybe. Is it warm?

Are you listening to music right now? If so, what?
Nope.

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
“Warm” as in, like, pleasant, or “warm” as in 80 degrees? And “cold” as in mildly brr, or “cold” as in “early February in Calgary” cold?

What were you doing at 7am this morning?
Getting ready to walk.

Were you happy when you woke up this morning?
Happiness is an illusion.

Has anyone gotten on your nerves today?
Just me.

What are you excited for, if anything?
The end of the semester.

Do you have any piercings? If so, what?
Earlobes.

Do you think anyone is thinking of you right now?
Haha, probably not.

When was the last time you cried really hard?
Yesterday.

When did you last hug someone? Who was it?
Nate, yesterday.

Are you afraid of roller coasters, or have you never been on one?
I like roller coasters, though I’d probably get super sick on them now.

How’s life going for you?
I reiterate from above: I want to run into traffic.

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
My life is outrageously dumb.

Are you keeping a secret right now?
Yes.

Can you go an hour without talking?
Yes.

Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
Nope.

Are your nails painted? If so, what colour?
Nope.

Do you know anyone else with your name?
Not personally, no.

Do you think you’ll ever get married? Do you want to?
I AM married!