1. Sexual orientation.
Straight. 

2. What I’m really bad at.
Being a useful human being.

3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.
No one. Don’t touch me.

4. My best first date.
Like…hypothetically? Or the best first date I actually had? My very first first date was incredibly unique and enjoyable. If you know you know.

5. A description of my self-esteem.
My what now?

6. Who my best friends are.
I don’t have any friends.

7. My favorite book.
The Caine Mutiny. I don’t know if it will ever be dethroned.

8. Biggest turn-offs.
Rudeness to others (especially service workers) and dislike of cats.

9. A description of my best friend.
See #6 above.

10. My favorite animal.
Cats.

11. Someone I miss.
Sean.

12. The reason behind my last breakup.
What the hell even was…oh yeah, haha. All the way back in 2009. Aaron and I broke up because I was leaving for Vancouver. 100% mutual and amicable, so it’s weird to call it a “breakup.”

13. What I did yesterday.
Uhhhhhhhh walked with my mom and Nate. Got really cold. Got really sad (unrelated to the previous two items).

14. What my greatest achievement is.
PFFFFFFT

15. A description of the person I dislike most.
I don’t feel like looking in the mirror and describing myself, sorry.

16. My 5 favorite songs currently:
So the five I am currently cycling through as I try to fall deep into one of my little fantasy escapes in an attempt not to jump into moving traffic include:
Star2Fall – Cabin Crew
Time After Time (Ashley Wallbridge Remix) – Dash Berlin
These Hungry Eyes – Disco Gurls
A Thousand Miles – Josh Vietti
Du hast – Rammstein

17. How my last kiss went down.
Probably just some random one with Nate.

20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.
Oreo. Or mint chocolate chip.

21. The one place I want to be right now.
Dead.

22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Let’s not go there today, huh?

23. Where I have lived before.
Let’s also not go there today. I don’t feel like listing every single freaking house I’ve ever lived in.

26. An internal conflict I have with myself.
What do I do after my 10,000th blog post? I know what I’m planning on doing, but will I actually do it?
(Vague answer is vague.)

27. What I’m doing tomorrow.
Teach.

28. What I want to be when I get older.
Dead.

29. Most embarrassing moment.
My life.

33. What I love most about myself.
OH MY GOD, NOTHING, HAVEN’T WE BEEN OVER THIS

35. What bands I’ve seen live.
OK Go.

36. How many kids I want in the future.
Zero.

37. My idea of a perfect date.
The cliché “long walk.”

38. What I’m really good at.
Being bad at everything.

39. Most traumatic experience.
I haven’t had too many traumatic experiences, actually.

40. Where I would like to live.
In the Leibniz museum.

43. My relationship with my sibling(s).
Don’t have any.

46. My biggest worry currently.
Why do I even bother?

47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.
To be better at things. At anything. Please just give me a reason to live at this point.

50. What my last text message says.
No idea. Don’t care to check.

51. What I hate most about myself.
BRO EVERYTHING