(I don’t know, so let’s do it now.)

1. How has covid affected you?
I now have a better understand of just how stupid and selfish people are. There’s more, of course, but that’s the main takeaway right now.

2. What is a comfort show of yours ?
Frasier. My mom and I watch it every time I come back to the States.

3. Are you open about your past or do you not let anyone in?
Have…have you read this blog? I’ve got some pretty personal past stuff on here if you’re willing to hunt a bit for it. Go on, try it!

4. Favourite fast food joint?
McDonald’s. I’m basic, I know.

5. Do you think we were put on this earth for a reason?
Not for a “reason” in the respect that we often think of it. I think the universe is deterministic, but not driven by a specific reason. We just happen to be pieces of the universe that are presently on this planet and conscious of it. It’s cool, but there’s no reason behind it. In a very short time, we’ll all be something else in the universe…which is even cooler, in my opinion.

7. Do u ever feel like surveys are usually the same questions?
Indeed. That’s why I wonder sometimes if I’m just redoing a survey I’ve already done.

8. What were you doing 10 years ago?
March 2014? I was in my final semester of my math degree. I think I’d heard from U of C by then, too.

9. Do you call out Karen’s when they’re harassing a cashier?
I don’t think I’ve ever had the opportunity, actually.

10. Animal crossing , yay or nay?
Never played it.

11. Why do you like to do surveys?
Fun. Also, I like to throw in random nonsense and see if anyone can distinguish it from the non-nonsense.

12. Did you ever have a MySpace ?
THAT’S WHERE THIS SWEET BABY OF A BLOG WAS BORN, IGNORANT READER!

13. Do you think breaks are toxic in a relationship?
If the people in the relationship are both legitimately cool with it, no.

14. Do you have a YouTube channel? If no , would you create one? If yes what’s your content?
I do. My “main” one is the one I use for putting up my class videos, but I have a personal one with all my dumb home video nonsense on it.

15. Are you a math person?
Nope. Which is why I teach it. Long story.

16. What’s the worse thing someone has said to you?
Nothing worse than what I’ve said to myself.

17. Have you ever befriended someone because you felt bad?
I thought that said BEHEADED. Heh. Good thing it doesn’t, huh? RIGHT???

18. Would you ever date someone online?
BEEN THERE DONE THAT GOT MARRIED HAVE KITTY

19. Have you been ghosted before? Would you ghost someone?
No to both.

20. When do you think things will be normal again?
Never.

21. Do you watch anime?
No.

22. Biggest goal you wanna reach before 2020 is over ?
BRO THIS SURVEY IS OLD

23. How old did/do you turn this year ?
36. BRO THIS SURVEY TAKER IS OLD

24. Do you like tiktok?
TikTok has too many cat videos for me to dislike it.

25. Do you ever miss vine?
We have TikTok now!

26. How are you doing, seriously?
Don’t even ask.

27. Is there someone you want to talk to but you know you can’t?
Nope.

28. Do you make jokes to cope with your problems?
I do things that are much more self-destructive.

29. Have you ever had someone call you their best friend but you didn’t even consider them a close friend?
Nope.

30. Have you ever dealt with a pathological liar?
Not that I’m aware of.

31. Long or short surveys?
Both!

32. If you’re in school, are you doing it on zoom or in class?
I teach now! Though I guess technically I’m working on that French certificate, which involves Zoom-based classes, so…

33. Would you ever have a pet rat?
Not while having a pet cat.

34. Favourite memory with your best friend?
I don’t have any friends.

35. Favourite type of content to watch on YouTube?
Disaster documentaries, people ranting about stuff, science stuff, makeup reviews, song covers/remixes.

36. Are you allergic to anything serious?
Nothing too serious.

37. Dream job?
My current one.

38. Do you think dreams mean anything?
I do indeed.

39. Fav clothing brand?
I don’t think I have a specific one. Whatever fits me.

40. Do you miss anyone?
My mom.