Dang, it’s too bad this is super expensive, ‘cause I’ve always wanted to do something like this.

I mean, look at all this:

• Personalized health risk assessment
• Advanced laboratory and diagnostic screening based on personal risk profile
• Full physical examination
• Comprehensive medical history and intake
• Full one-hour fitness and functional movement assessment with a kinesiologist
• Full one-hour nutritional assessment and consultation with a registered dietitian
• Immunization review and flu shots
• Comprehensive multi-disciplinary health report and review of recommendations
• Online health management system (Carebook™)
• Post-assessment 30-minute follow-up consultation

C O M P R E H E N S I V E

Every health assessment-related thing I’ve ever done has suggested that everything is perfectly fine, but I’d love the fitness/nutritional assessments and a more detailed health investigation. Most doctors I’ve gone to are from Gritman anyway, and we all know how much Gritman sucks.*

*They suck a lot.