Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will?
Free will is a LIE! I believe in destiny/fate in terms of determinism, if that counts.

If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be?
Domestic cats! Easy choice.

If you had friends ’round, what DVDs would you have to watch?
I don’t have friends ‘round.

Do you like vanilla or chocolate?
Vanilla. Especially when it comes to ice cream. I’ve never liked chocolate ice cream.

Are you a giver or a receiver?
I like giving.

Do you have any enemies?
Doubtful.

Are you scared of needles?
Not particularly, no.

How many piercings do you have–if any?
One in my left earlobe, two in my right earlobe, and an industrial in my right ear.

Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?
Ha. HA.

Do you say “Zee” or “Zed” to describe the letter Z?
I say “zee” ‘cause I’m from ‘Murica. Though every once and awhile I say “zed” because that’s what they say up here in Canada.

What was the last thing to make you feel happy?
This weekend was pretty great.

What was the last thing to make you feel angry?
My inadequacies.

You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you’re fired. Do you save the dog?
If my boss won’t take saving a drowning dog as a valid reason for being late, I’m working for the wrong boss.

Are you the kind of friend you’d want to have as a friend yourself?
HAHAHA no.

If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be?
SIR FREDERICK POOPENSTEIN
I’d wear a monocle and a diaper and I would KICK ASS.
(I’ve watched the AH boys play WWE2K13 and WWE2K14 waaaaaaaay too many times)