CURE? SURVEY AND ALL CAPS.

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..?
The memory of my mom.

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?
Kenny G! Haha, I dunno.

2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be: Snow, Vanilla Ice, NKOTB, Milli Vanilli, BSB, NSYNC?
N*Sync! Yay!

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny?
Bah.

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things?
Nope.

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?
Both?
Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easir one?
And that would solve what?

2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?
I pretty much assume they are unless it’s explicitly not the case, so…

2508. What does this world need?
More peace.

2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?
Welcome to my life.

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?
Claudia no drinky.

2511, Do you ever ‘convieniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember?
Repression is phenomenal.

2512. If you have any cousins are you close?
They’re all in California, so we’re not very close.

2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?
BAH.

2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?
Haha, oh man, I can’t even remember. Probably something Disney.

2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Nope.

2516. have you ever called a:
psychic hotline? No
suicide crisis line? Yes
sex line? No (unless you count that time Matt and I dialed 1-800-BUTTSEX to see if it was an actual number. Which it is.)
dating line? No

2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?
Nope.

2518. Do guys look good in make up?
Hell yeah. I really dig eyeliner on dudes.

2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about?
Celebrities, current fashion trends, sexual orientation (I don’t care about it in the sense that a person’s sexual orientation has no effect on whether or not I like them), what’s on TV right now, and whether people think I’m weird or not.

2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?
TYPE IN CAPS LOCK ‘CAUSE IT RULES!

2521. What ‘issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?
A deterministic universe, hahaha.

2522. What age do you hope to live until?
The age right before I get Alzheimer’s. ‘Cause I’m pretty much guaranteed to get it.

2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?
Never tried.
Have you ever been tied down?
No comment.

2524. Do you own any “toys”?
Nope.
Do you ever use them?
No toys.

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?
I don’t like being spanked.
Have you ever spanked anyone else?
No.

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?
Nope.
Does it turn you on?
…Maybe…

2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?
Yes.
Which one do you need to reaad?
How to Not Be a Spaz for Dummies

2528. What do your socks look like?
Currently barefoot, but the socks I wore today were striped orange, yellow, and white.

2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Moby, Jewel, Frank Zappa
For some reason I’m thinking Springsteen, but the image of David Bowie as a mime is overwhelmingly hilarious.

2530. Does love float away if you let go?
It runs away as fast as it can.

2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are:
kind? Sorta.
calm? Yeah.
humble? No.
peaceful? Mostly.
helpful? Yeah.
happy? No.
spiritual? Yeah.
creative? Eh.
friendly? Sure.
independant? Yeah.
intelligent? Maybe.
having fun? No.
comming up with new ideas? Some people.
able to think for themselves? No.
able to really connect with others? No.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?
In a way, probably.

2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?
Yup.

2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?
It’s a soft science, but I guess they count.

2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).
SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.
So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?
So very much my superego.

2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?
Depressed ‘cause they are alone.

2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:
I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much…Nope
You’re a new and better man, he helps you to understand,He does everything he can, he’s….Nope
Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky…Nope
Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise….Nope
Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad….Nope
Haha, fail.

2538. How about these?
From around the way, born in ’73, Harcore B-boy named…
And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny….
Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied….
When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I
want you all I have to do is…
Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying…
I don’t know any of these.

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?
No.

2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan?
Hahahaha, quite a lot, eh?

2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem?
Evoke some sort of emotion or create a powerful image.

2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?
Eh. I have trouble taking poetry seriously, as bad as that sounds.

2543. Are you an orgasm addict?
Nope.

2544. Are you a sugar junkie?
I’m not nearly as bad as I used to be.

2545. WHAT are you DOING?
I’m being DORKY!

WHY aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them?
That’s only for MARCHING BAND!

2546. Do you only hear what you want to?
What?

2547. Are you anal-retentive?
Oh dear, yes.

2548. In and Out. Over and Under. Around and ???
Amongst?

2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?
I have no idea.

2550. Why ask why?
Why not?

2551. What is your favorite song that is:
jazz: I’m not much of a jazz person.
metal: I dig Apocalyptica’s version of Nothing Else Matters
rock: Journey’s Any Way You Want It
psychadelic: I’m counting Blockhead’s The Music Scene for this.

2552. What are your feelings about:
Picasso? He’s okay.
Van Gogh? I love Starry Night.
Michaelangelo? Genius.
D’Vincci? “D’Vincci?” Really?
Einstein? Yay!
Tesla? Even more yay!

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?
LEIBNIZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?
David Hume!

2555. Why is it called ‘coca cola’?
Wasn’t it made with cocaine at the beginning?

2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?
Sure, why not?

2557. Donald or Daffy duck?
Daffy rules.

2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?
I don’t know, never saw anything with him in it.

2559. Lease or buy a car?
Buy.

2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba?

Not that I’m aware of.

2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced?
Yup.

2562. Can you ‘pinch an inch’ on your belly?
Nope.

2563. Have you ever been to:
a temple? No.
a bar? Yes.
a massage parlor? No.

2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?
Nah.

2565. What culture are you fascinated by?
Does Canadian count?

2566. Have you ever worn a cape?
I don’t think so.

2567. What is the difference between ‘nude’ and ‘naked’?
Nude = without clothing, naked = without clothing/resources/housing/etc. It can apply to things other than clothing, I think.

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?
Snazzy stuff at the dollar store.

2569. What makes you who you are?
My brain! And my butt.

2570. How do you search for meaning in life?
By learning as much as possible.

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?
Only if they were really obsessive about it.

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do?
Leave it alone.

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?
Nothing. It’s none of my business, I trust them.

2574. Are you an old fart?
I’m 4,000 years old!

2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?
Sprint around being weird, mess around in the dirt, and stuff gravel down my shirt (don’t ask).

2576. Why don’t people have more fun?
Because we’re all bogged down in trying to make a living instead of just living.

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?
That is incredibly gross.

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?
Normal, mostly.

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?
Yes.

2580. Is it nap time yet?
Naps suck.

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?
I’m fine trekking across the parking lot unless it’s freezing cold outside.

2582. Do you like trains?
Not as much as Matt does, haha.

2583. What’s in Hungary?
Hungarians.

2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?
I don’t think so.

Has someone ever held you back?
Nope.

2585. What do you think of the term, ‘organized religion’?
It’s a scary term.

2586. What do you think of the name ‘Orson’?
It’s a nice name.

2587. What frustrates you?
Myself.

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..
They had a fight with potato guns, pew pew pew pew pew! (I don’t know).

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?
That’s ridiculously expensive.
Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?
No.

2590. Are you ill?
Nah.

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night?
Sitting in my dad’s basement, still waiting for all my crap to get here.

2592. Do you pronounce the ‘er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?
Nnnnnno.

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?
I haven’t drank juice in forever.

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday?
Yup.

2595. What duck?
That goose!

2596. Do you collect coins?
No.

How about stamps?
No.

2597. wHAT’S the best way to learn a new language?
Classes + real-life application, I’m guessing.

2598. Is god in you?
That sounds dirty.

2599. Are you in god?
Even dirtier.

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?
Yes.