(EDIT:  So I realized when I was doing my big stats analysis that I’d totally forgotten to post this old June blog. I’d written it, but I guess I’d just totally skipped over it during one of my posting sprees. So here it is. Online archive now complete!)

I’d blog today but I’m not going to.

OMG A PARADOX OMGWTFBBQROFLMAO

Haha, sorry. I had Red Bull.