It’s a survey! Give me a break, today was a very long, cold, bus-involved day.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nopers. 

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Uh…this morning.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It’s microscopic. I dig it.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Haha, I haven’t had meat in forever. Tuna, though, I suppose.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Kids are gross.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I’d push me in front of a bus.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Pfft, no.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Indeed.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I’d sky dive, but never bungee jump.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Reese’s Puffs! Or Mini Wheats. OR Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Cereal owns.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yup.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Oreo!

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
I really don’t know.

15. RED OR PINK?
Hot pink.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Must I answer this?

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My old roomies! 

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
CONFORM!

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Pink pants, no shoes.

20. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Why isn’t this question in ALL CAPS?
Time manipulation.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Gramophonedzie’s Brazilian.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Radical Carrot!

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Why does every survey ask this?

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Uh…a receptionist.

25. HOW DO YOU KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
No one sent it, I’m my own man!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Figure skating.

27. HAIR COLOR?
Black.

28. EYE COLOR?
Hazel.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nopers.

30. FAVORITE FOODS?
Potatoes, M&Ms, spaghetti squash, pasta.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Don’t care.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Supersize Me.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Orange.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Pantslessness.

37. DESCRIBE YOUR PENCIL CUP.
I HAVE NO SUCH THING.

38. FAVORITE ARTIST(s)?
I dig Escher.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Pasternak’s Dr. Zhivago.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I drew a mouse in the shape of my mouse on it. Yeah. I’m that cool.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I don’t have TV. 

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
Sleepyhead on repeat, anything with good bass, the sound Kraft macaroni and cheese makes when you stir it (don’t ask), and the sound of it not raining.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles! 

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Stockholm.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Being a weirdo.

46 WHERE WERE U BORN?
Moscow.

47. FAVORITE PIECE OF JEWELRY?
Probably the necklace Aaron gave me. I don’t really have jewelry.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don’t have one of those “spouse/significant other” things.

49. MAYO OR MUSTARD
Mayo.

50. IF YOU COULD HAVE DINNER WITH ANY FAMOUS PERSON OR HISTORICAL FIGURE (dead or alive) WHO WOULD IT BE?
Leibniz!

Today’s song: Le Vrai le Faux by Jérôme Minière