So while Aaron was drunk tonight and trying to shoot rubber bands at my boobs (some things never change), Sean and I decided that it would be super awesome to make a Flash game called “Beat the Beetis.” It would star Wilford Brimley who would ride around on his horse named Liberty Medical and fight Beetis using Quaker Oats and his insulin gun. I think it would be one of the most popular games ever.

Somehow a Tetris-related component would have to be involved.

Also, alcohol that tastes like cologne is both horrible and hilarious when Aaron accidentally drinks way too much of it.

Today’s song: Phantom by Justice