Life is weird.

Weird, weird, weird.

It’s even weirder when I try to cook and actually succeed in making something edible. I know it’s nothing too original, but I’d prefer semi-blasé over burning the house down. The stove in the basement here scares me.

Spinach scrambled eggs!
You will need:

• ¼ cup frozen chopped spinach
• 2 egg whites
• 1 tbsp. mozzarella

Dump the spinach in a pan and cook it. Add the egg whites and scramble to desired moistness. Remove from heat and add cheese. Tasty!

Shut up, it’s a slow day. And my butt hurts because  my bike seat tried to surprise buttsex me this afternoon on the way back from Pullman.

Today’s song: Devil Eyes by Qua