Dear Psychology Student Counsil people:

If you want undergrads to pay attention to presentations on the research being done in the different areas of the department, please don’t schedule the quantitative person, whose presentation was on the sensitivity of fit indices used in structural equation modeling, on the same day as the clinical person, whose presentation was on sex.

Seriously.

Me: “I graph fit index values as a function of increasing latent variable numbers and increasing omitted error covariance!”
Undergrads: “…”
Morag: “I shove infared sensors up women’s vaginas!”
Undergrads: “HOLY SHIT TELL US MORE!”

Vaginas give you an unfair advantage. At least schedule me on the same day as the neuroscience people so I at least have a chance.

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