Therefore, a survey.

Who’s the biggest douche bag you know?
I think most of you know who he is.

Are you mad about anything?
Yes.

Are you planning on going to college?
Unless grad school doesn’t count, no.

If someone looked on your bed, what would they find?
Oh, THAT’S where the floor went!

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Why can’t I fall asleep?

Ready for winter to come?
Bah.

If you were given $1,000,000 what would you do?
Go to Antarctica. Go to France and marry Leibniz (possibly using what’s left of my money to convince the authorities to let me do this)

Who was the last person you have a missed call from?
No idea.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yup. Already did that.

Who was your last text from?
Texting is dumb.

Do you think the last person you kissed is a slut?
Hahahahaha.

Is there a meaning behind your myspace song?
It’s only the BEST DAMN SONG IN THE GALAXY.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I don’t have any pants on.

What did you last listen to?
Lights and Music – Cut Copy.

Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
Nope.

When was the last time you talked to your number 1?
Nick? Awhile ago, actually.

What time did you get up this morning and why?
Haha, like 11 AM. But that’s because I woke up at five because of a really bad nightmare and didn’t fall back asleep until eight.

Do you wear flip-flops during the winter?
That’s dumb.

Do you love where you live?
Meh. Kind of indifferent at the moment. At least it’s not Moscow.

How fast do you get over things?
Depends on what it is.

Can you say you honestly don’t have any feelings for the last person that you kissed?
Haha, you kidding? The man’s a sex pot.

Have you ever laughed at something that wasn’t meant to be funny?
Probably.

Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Nope.

Do you think things will change in the next few months?
God I hope so.

Are any of your texts in your inbox locked and why?
I repeat, texting is dumb.

What are your plans for Monday?
Go to campus, find a copy of SPSS, find out where my classes will be…probably play Fallout and make spaghetti. And see if I can find the campus gym.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Doubtful.

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Nope.

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yeah. But they were the only ones with a car.

When you meet someone you like, do you fall in love fast?
Eh.

What type of day are you having?
My head hurts. My neck hurts. My eyes hurt. But this has become the standard.

Is the person you last texted single?
Texting is DUMB.

What does your phone do when it receives a new text message?
DUMB.
(I think it makes a blingy sound)

Was last night terrible?
Yes, actually.

Do you like meeting new people?
Pah.

Are you currently texting?
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS SURVEY

What was the last thing you drank?
Water.

Are your friends just like you?
I probably wouldn’t be friends with people just like me.

How are you feeling right now?
In pain. Bored out of my mind.

Next time you will kiss someone?
That’s an excellent question.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Nah.

Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed.

What’s the closest black thing to you?
My headphones.

What kind of shirt are you wearing?
Tank top.

What’s your current problem?
Boredom!

Do you believe in this saying: What goes around comes around?
Sorta. Karma’s a bitch.

Do you drink coffee?
Nope.

Have you ever fallen off the bed in your sleep?
Once or twice. And the other day I slammed myself into the wall trying to turn off the alarm. ALARM CLOCK ALWAYS ON THE RIGHT, DAMMIT!

Are you happy with your life right now?
*makes farting noises with mouth*

Have you told anyone you miss them lately?
Yup.

What is your current annoyance?
No classes! AGH!