SHIP SURVEY OMG (haha, this was a long one)


What brings out the worst in you?
Feeling inadequate. Moochers. Children.

How many friends do you have that don’t smoke?
Most of my friends don’t smoke.

If you download music, what was the last song you downloaded?
E-Pro. Damn you, Beck!

What do you think of the song ‘Woah Oh (Me Vs. Everyone)’ by Forever The Sickest Kids?
Never heard it.

Doesn’t it drive you nuts when people think they ‘need’ to have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes.

Do you know anyone that thinks that?
Yes.

The last time you fell down the stairs, where were they leading to?
I don’t remember the last time I fell down the stairs. Mainly because I stay away from them ‘cause I know they want me dead.

Would you rather go to Canada or Mexico on vacation?
Canada. Definitely.

When’s the last time you vacuumed your room?
Awhile ago.

What do you own with zebra print on it?
Nothing.

What song is currently stuck in your head?
Sleepyhead. As usual, haha.

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Sure.

Where were you last night?
On a ship! Like I am right now.

What is today’s date?
June 3rd, 2009

Anyone crushing on you?
If they were, I’d like them to tell me.

What is your relationship status?
Single.

Has anyone ever sung to you?
Not specifically.

First person to text today?
No one.

What color are your eyes?
Hazel.

Do you like funny people or serious people?
Funny.

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
Nope.

Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?
MySpace.

Who makes you happiest right now?
My roomies.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Writing.

Can you think of any sarcastic comment off the top of your head right now?
Nah, it’s early.

Which is prettier, a sunrise or a sunset?
Sunset. Got some pictures of it last night (at like 10:30 PM in Alaska).

What’s something that crosses your mind more than anything else?
Questions about the future.

If you were a hippie for a day, what would you do?
Wear bell-bottoms! Yeah.

Many people call themselves artistic, what about you?
Meh.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night. Totally.

Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
Maybe. Depends on the circumstances.

What did the last text message you sent say?
I’ve never texted.

Where was your default picture taken
In my room.

Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
Why is it 80 degrees outside in Alaska?

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Glasses.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Fly back to Moscow. Work.

If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
Durh.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
I think we were standing by it.

Do you get high a lot?
Nope.

Do you wish that you were somewhere else right now?
Nope.

Have you kissed anyone on your top?
Yup.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
I hope so.

Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
Nope, I curl up because I keep my window open and fan on.

Do you have empty alcohol bottles hidden anywhere?
Have you seen our kitchen?

Could you go a month without cursing?
Hahaha, nope, not anymore.

What school did you go to in 8th grade?
MJHS.

Do you have any famous ancestors?
Founder of the Ortega Company!

Do you dislike anyone right now?
There’s someone I wish would get the hell out of our house, but that’s about it.

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Like five minutes.

Do you own any band t-shirts?
Marching band, haha.

Would you ever kiss someone who has done drugs before?
Already have.

What does your hair look like right now?
I just washed it and it dried all pouffy in the wind off the balcony.

Do you regret your last kiss?
Never.

Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you?
Nope.

What do you want?
Leibniz.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Standing on the balcony watching glaciers.

If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
Maybe.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Maybe.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My dad.

If someone you hated died, what would you do?
Probably nothing.

Are you one of those people who’s hands are always cold?
They’re pretty average.

Do you have any summer plans yet?
It is summer, and yes.

Do you tend to waste a lot of money?
Hahahaha, I love eBay.

Do you have trust issues?
Yeah.

Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yes.

Do you think the boy should be older then the girl in a relationship?
Who cares?

Are your lips chapped at the moment?
Nope.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Oh man. All last semester.

Has anyone ever given you roses?
Yup. :)

Has anyone ever rhymed your name with something else?
“Claudia” doesn’t really rhyme with much.

Is anything bothering you?
The whole student visa thing’s getting to me a little.

What was your last thought last night before you went to bed?
It’s hot in here.

Danced in the rain before?
Half-naked.

Do you like school?
Bah.

Favorite thing to do with friends?
Get naked!

You got laid last night, didn’t you?
Nope.

Have you ever had a sleepover with a member of the opposite sex?
Does Ridenbaugh count?
Does the Orgy Couch count, also?

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you said something to?
My dad.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a C?
Nope.

What’s the biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Student visa.

Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
Yeah.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
About a  week ago.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
4.

Who will your next kiss be?
Good question.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Doubt it.

Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Meh.

Is there someone you want out of your life for good?
Yes.

Are you happy?
For me, yes.

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
Nope.

Where did you get your last bruise from?
I ran into the armrest on the train.

Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
Once.

How many TRUE friends do you have that you can tell anything to?
One.

What’s one action you do when you’re really horny?
Go into my room. Listen to music. Think.

What did you last cry over?
Can’t remember.

Do you mean anything to the last person you held hands with?
I hope so.

Where did you go last night?
To dinner? To Skagway?

How many windows are open on your computer?
Three.

Are you shy?
Yeah.

Are you close with your siblings?
No sibbies!

Would you rather be the heartbroken or the heart breaker?
Heartbroken.

Have you ever been heartbroken?
Meh.

Do you believe in love?
Yeah.

Current mood?
Okay.

Are you too forgiving?
Oh man, definitely.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yup.

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Doubtful.

Do you secretly like someone?
Yeah.

Do you care what others think of you?
Sure.

Do you think you’ll be married in 10 yrs?
Hahahaha

Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
Yeah. Orgy Couch solved that problem, though.

Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
Depends.

Last year, do you remember who you liked?
Sure.

Two days from now at this time, where will you be?
On the ship. Or in Victoria.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
No idea.

Have you ever thought you were going to marry someone?
Not seriously.

Do you already know what your are getting someone for Christmas?
Nope.

Do you wear socks to bed?
Nope.

how late did you stay up last night and why?
1 AM. I only fell asleep ‘cause I was bored.

Do you smoke weed everyday?
Nope.

Have you ever ridden a horse?
Like once. They’re scary.

You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life,what is it?
HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!
‘Cause then I wouldn’t have to drink it for very long.

Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like shit?
Yeah.

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Sort of.

Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn’t?
Yup.

When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking?
A couple weeks ago.

Who are your favorite people to talk to when you’re down?
Nick. Matt. Aaron.

Does the person you like, like you back?
I dunno.

Are you friends with someone who lies about the stupidest stuff ever?
Yes.

Do you think you are a good person?
I hope so…

What did you do today?
Took a shower, stood out on the balcony, saw seals, saw the Dawes glacier, mowed over some icebergs.

What will you be doing in 3 hours?
Probably still mowing over icebergs.

Do you have a stereo that cost over 300 dollars?
Nope.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
A little.

Excited about anything?
Grad school! My own apartment!

Your brother tells you he’s in jail, what do you say?
“I have a BROTHER?”

Tears are falling from your eyes, what’s the reason?
I’m stupid.

Something you wanna say to someone?
“You’re a bitch.”

Are you a boy or a girl?
Lady.

Last time you touched a baby?
That sounds super dirty.

Do you sleep with the light on?
Nope.

Do you bite your nails?
Nope.

Does your mom tuck you in?
Nope.

Who’s next to you?
Whoever’s in the adjacent staterooms.

Could you cry right now?
Nah.

Do you have any guns?
Nope.

Ever spent more than 30 days in jail?
Nope.

Do you act differently around the person you have feelings for?
Nope.

Do you like the rain?
Only if it’s warm rain.

Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Haha, doubt it.

Do you think you’ve ruined your chances with someone?
That’s a very complicated question.

Are you excited for next year?
Hell yes. Quantitative Methods program, baby!

Do you wear eyeliner?
Yup.

Do you think making out is slutty?
Um…no?

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
My dad? Meh.

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed that meant something to you?
Yes.

What are/were you doing at 12 this afternoon?
Sitting on the bed.

Are you scared of losing the person you have feelings for?
Nope.

Are you ashamed of your past?
Parts of it.

Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah.

Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Comes with working U of I housing.
Fun fact: grad students barf a lot.

Who is irritating you right now?
A certain someone…

And why?
She’s obnoxious and can’t catch hint.

Anything you’re giving up on?
Nope.

Do you take walks often?
Bah.

Name something random that’s to your left:
Mirror!

Name something random that’s to your right:
Thermostat!

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
Whatever day grades came in. May 19th.

Is there anything that you are craving right now?
Not hungry.

Last time you kissed someone?
May 16th.

Do you like the sound of the dryer running?
Anything’s better than the dishwasher.

Would you ever donate blood?
I would if I weren’t anemic.

What does your last text say?
No idea.

Who is the last person you high-fived?
Nick?

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
Yes.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Haha, yay for band.

Are the last two people you kissed the same person?
That makes no logical sense.

Do you have any bruises?
On my butt. Surprise butt armrest.

What are you listening to?
The captain over the loudspeaker.

Is your birthday in a winter month?
Yup.

Any lyrics to a song that fit your current boy situation perfectly?
Probably.

What sayest thou? Speak!