Haha. So.

Rock Band is no longer the only game I play on the Xbox now. I also play Battlefront (“play” meaning “die repeatedly in”). It’s a Star Wars game in which you get to pick which side you’re on, then fight to take over the galaxy. You get to shoot Wookies. You get to fly tie-fighters. It’s really fun, when I’m not dying (which is not often).

Ways to die include:

• crashing into the enemy base ship while flying a tie-fighter
• crashing into your own base ship while flying a tie-fighter
• mid-air collision
• throwing a bomb at the wall right in front of you, then failing to realize you did so
• flying out of bounds
• walking into lava
• walking off the world
• drowning
• Wookie gangs
• getting mowed over by tanks
• getting SHOT BY AARON
• and many more!

This game is awesome.