Boredom = survey. Standard procedure.

1) What color is your toothbrush?
Orange. Of course.

2) Do you prefer guys or girls?
I like the men.

3) Ever been to a club?
Does The Beach count? If so, yes.

4) Is smoking a turn off?
Kinda. I can’t smell it, so that part doesn’t bother me. It’s the dying early from lung/throat/mouth cancer that is a deal-breaker, though.

5) Your thoughts on george bush?
Hahaha, he doesn’t even deserve to have his name capitalized, this survey is awesome.

6) Do you like hot or cold weather?
Hot. Summer rocks.

7) Where do you want to be at the moment?
Wherever I’ll be the night after I graduate…which probably means I want to be passed out on the floor, hyperventilating, but happy because it’s over.

8) What’s your favorite sweet treat?
Chocolate…chocolate-covered Swedes.
Haha.

9) How many states have you lived in?
One.

10) Where were you born?
In the same damn town I’m living in right now.

11) How old are you?
20.

12) Do you live with your parents?
For the summer. But for the next two semesters? NO!

13) What’s your fave old cartoon?
Talespin freaking rocked.

14) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah.

15) Do you shower every single day?
Pfft. Waste of water.

16) Do you brush your teeth at night?
Yup.

17) Do you prefer being friends with popular beautiful snobs or truthful people?
It depends. Are the truthful people beautiful, too? I can’t befriend ugly people, what kind of sick person do you think I am?!

18) Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla.

19) Are you an outgoing person?
No way.

20) Ever been in trouble with the police?
Nope.

21)Are you a sport fanatic?
I’m fanatical about a lot of things. Sports is not one of them.

22) Are you into long relationships?
Um…sure.

23) Do you regret things in life?
Always. That’s like my cornerstone of thought.

24) Are you a shy person?
I’m pretty bad. You should have seen me a couple years ago, though, good lord.

25) Do you miss anybody?
I miss talking to Sean for five hours every night. But I’m moving in with him, so I’ve got something to look forward to.

26) Would you get back with any of your exes?
NO.

27) If you could change your name what would it be?
I’m cool with my name.

28) When’s your bday?
Groundhog Day.

29) Have any best friends?
Not “best” friends…really, really good friends.

30) What were you for Halloween 2 yrs ago?
I don’t think I dressed up two years ago.

31) Favorite holiday?
Millard Fillmore’s birthday. That should be nationally recognized.

32) Favorite restaurant?
Cougar Country!

33) Do you cry easily?
Bahahahaha…do you know me?

34) Do you like your life the way it is now?
Parts of it. Other parts make me want to die.

35) Favorite advice?
Don’t wear pants after 9 PM. Life gets so much better.

36) Are you mad at any one?
Slightly.

37) If so, why?
None of your business. It’s mine alone to deal with, apparently.

38) Do you have any fears?
Failure.
And any grade lower than an A.
Which is, to me, failure.
Yeah.

39) Any diseases?
Do I have any diseases, you mean?
Depends. Does being weird count?

40) What’s bothering you right now?
Buddhism. It’s a class, I need an A in it, and therefore I worry.

41) What do you consider yourself?
An obsessive, neurotic, way-too-academically-competitive weirdo who likes Metalocalypse and loves Leibniz.

42) What do you do with your free time?
Pfft, free time. I usually blog.

43) What 3 things could you not live without?
My brain/thoughts, some sort of audience to which I can blather on, something over which to obsess.

44) Wanna have kids?
NOOOOOOOOO!

45) Wanna get married?
Not anytime soon.

46) Are you gonna be a good parent?
Hopefully I won’t ever be a parent.

48) Do you plan to going the military?
Nope.

49) Would you die for your friends?
Sure.

50) What’s your favorite scent?
VODKAAA!!!
No, seriously, you all know my answer.