Ah, internet forums, how I love you.

Take a forum that is 99% preteen and teenage males.

Have one of them start a thread about Haikus.

Laugh at resulting poems.

This topic is great,
You can write many Haikus,
this is a haiku.

I can write Haikus,
You also can write Haikus,
Let us write Haikus.

Haiku Haiku Hai-
Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku
Haiku Haiku Ergh.

I see what you mean
these poems are very odd
This is Sparta—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This topic is great
I struggle to fit in words
Dude, i hate you, fuck

rhyming, how clever
now it’s harder than ever
but alright, whatever

Fail at haiku,
Take the internet seri-
-ously, you lose sir

Cornucopia
Full of dry fruits and the like
Stunning proportions

When I was a young
boy my father took me in-
to the city to
See a marching band.
He said, “Son, when you grow up,
will you be the sav-
Ior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?” He
said, “Will you defeat
them, your demons, and
all the non-believers, the
plans that they have made?”

What what in the butt
I say what what in the butt
That is a haiku

Clock Crew, you rock my socks off.