Holy crap, guys, look at this! Read what the customers have to say near the end. eBay rocks my socks off.

Oh, and I finally did that Photobucket survey. Commence surveylicious fun!

1. What is your first name?

There’s a tramp stamp with my name on it! Literally! Ahahahaha….

2. What month were you born?

This is the only one I could find that didn’t have freaking hearts on it. Or amethysts.

3. What kind of car do you drive?

4. Where do you go to school?

It should read “a legacy of changing our logos to ever increasing ugliness and painting our university structures in the most god-awful yellow we can find. Oh, did we mention we suck at football?”

5. Favorite animal?

That is an elephant seal, my friends. Study it, for it is the epitome of awesomeness in the animal kingdom.

6. Favorite color?

Fruit =  eww, color = wee!

7. Your celebrity crush?

Oh, he does so count! <3.

8. Dream car?

Nothing more needs to be said.

9. Favorite movie?

10. Disney princess?
I…I don’t think I have one.

12. Best vacation spot?

I really need to haul my butt down there.

13. Favorite dessert?

Oh good god, best picture ever. I eat my M&Ms with steroids, baby.

14. Favorite letter?

HAHA, OH YEAH GUYS, WHO SAID IT HAD TO BE FROM OUR SPECIFIC ALPHABET?! It represents summation, people, how could I not love it?

15. Most afraid of?

16. What do you want to be when you grow up?

“Psychometrician” turned up no results. So I had to use “statistician.” This is as close as I got.

17. Favorite time of day?

18. What do you love most about life?

19. Favorite accessory?

I could find no actual images to do justice to my level of gaudiness regarding earrings.

20. One word that describes yourself?

Technically that shows two words, but what I typed in was “eccentric.”