Claudia’s bored. No finals today. It’s survey time!
(And notice I’ve failed to speak a word about the math final last night? Yeah. I think I did very poorly.)
1. What kind of first impression do you think people have when they first see you?
If they see me, they probably think I’m a hippie/slacker/druggie who doesn’t amount to much in school or in life in general. I probably don’t give off the first impression that I’m intelligent solely because I dress in a way that most people fail to associate with “intelligence.” I’ve been told I’ve surprised people once they’ve gotten to know me past the first impression.
2. What’s one thing you like to do alone?
What don’t I like to do alone? I guess one of the more “group” activities that I prefer to do alone is shop. I hate shopping with other people, cause then I find it more difficult to accrue the material possessions that meet the satisfactory “eccentricity” requirements.
3. What is your favorite line to say when bored?
Something along the lines of “I’m bored,” most likely. Or, “god, let’s do something!”
4. What movie made you cry?
The Butterfly Effect.
5. How many drinks before you’re tipsy?
Claudia no drinky.
6. Do you ever have to beg?
On occasion. But it’s kind of fun to do.
7. What kind of books do you like to read?
Classics. Specifically, those recommended by top schools such as Harvard, Oxford, Stanford, etc.
8. Do you think you’re cute?
HA! In your dreams.
9. Do you have a problem changing clothes in front of your friends?
If you are one of my friends, you most likely know the answer to this question.
10. Favorite communication method?
Morse code!
11. Do you care?
About what? I care about a lot of things.
12. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
I don’t raid the fridge at night. Jolly Ranchers/M&Ms are not kept in the fridge.
13. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Fix my butt. A little lipo here and there. But that’s it. Ooh! Ooh! Can I have a third eye installed?
15. Describe your bed.
Um, it’s a twin…it’s got sheets on it…they’re striped…that’s about it.
16. Spontaneous or planned?
PLEASE planned. PLEASE.
17. Do you know how to play poker?
Not at all, actually.
18. What do you carry with you at all times?
Something with which to and on which to write.
19. What do you miss most about being little?
Being shy appeared to be more socially acceptable when I was younger.
20. Are you happy with your given name?
Aside from the fact that it means “lame” in Latin, yeah. I like it.
21. How much would it take to give up the Internet for 1 year?
It would take quite a freaking lot.
22. What color is your bedroom?
It’s white, but it’s got enough posters on the walls to cover that fact.
23. Have you ever been in a play?
~Goldilocks and the Three Bears—Kindergarten
~7 Christmas musicals and 7 springtime musicals—Kindergarten-6th grade
~Chateau La Roach—9th grade
~Excerpt from Hamlet—12th grade
~Some thing with a bunch of trees—11th grade
~Some southern thing—11th grade
~Marionette—freshman year
24. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
No and on occasion.
25. Do homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Nah, I feel for them.
26. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
I’m a very nice person, I think.
27. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
I’m negative on the girlfriend/boyfriend aspect, so no.
28. What’s one thing you wish you could do but can’t?
Flyyyyyyyy!
29. What is your ideal marriage location?
Antarctica!
30. What’s one instrument you wish you could play?
I’ve always wanted to learn the violin, but a) I can’t get a hold of one long enough to learn it, and b) Claudia fails at stringed instruments anyway, as evident from the 5 minute session with Aneel’s viola one day after school.
31. Something you like and hate?
Like: intelligence. Hate: lies! Deceit and lies!
32. What’s one language you want to learn?
Latin! Or Basque.
33. What do you order at a bar?
Not old enough yet.
34. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Myself? No.
35. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet!
36. Would you admit to getting plastic surgery if confronted?
Probably.
37. What’s one trait you hate in a person?
Pseudo-intellectualism.
38. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Nope.
39. What do you cook best?
Ha, nothing. Seriously.
40. When are you most happy?
Whenever I know I’ve succeeded.
