So this probably won’t mean a single thing (or be funny at all) to any of you but Nick, since this was a snippet of a rather long conversation in which I get accused of being too wordy (me? Wordy? I know, shocking!). He just wanted me to post this somewhere, so in the blogs it goes.

I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: So what’s the deal with you and Melissa?
St. Nick says: we’re done, i think
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Aw
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: I’m sorry
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: What happened?
St. Nick says: oh, she just “happened” to kiss this really attractive male friend of hers who plays the didgeridoo
St. Nick says: wtf didgeridoo
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Haha
St. Nick says: who the hell does that?
St. Nick says: and how does it come up in conversation?
St. Nick says: “hi, what’s your name?” “i’m tom. oh and by the way in case you were wondering cause everybody wonders, i play the didgeridoo”
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: A little bitter, are we?
St. Nick says: maybe a little
St. Nick says: but it’s all good cause this girl i met when i was in montana is actually going to school here and we’re gonna hook up tomorrow
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Good lord, man
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Take a breath
St. Nick says: lol
St. Nick says: i could say the same thing about you and your writing
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: What’s that supposed to mean?
St. Nick says: that message you sent me was three pages long and all you basically said was that you liked your philosophy class
St. Nick says: you know what you’re problem is?
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Oh, enlighten me, Mr. Commander of the English Language
St. Nick says: you’re too wordy
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Ah!
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Absolutely not!
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Never am I too verbose as to get my point across clearly and concisely in a manner that is succinct and to the point while simultaneously being thorough in my explanation of my thoughts and attitudes!
St. Nick says: lol case and point
St. Nick says: best comeback ever lol
I Think it was Socrates Who Said, “Hello! My Name is Socrates!” says: Thanks

Yeah, that’s all. Nick just wanted that last part to be immortalized. So there you go, you weird person, you. And stay away from me at the library.