I dare anyone to do this.
Actually, I dare anyone to read this. I dare you!
Haha. You really don’t have to.
1. First name
Claudia.
2. Age
19.
3. Gender
Female.
4. Happy with it?
50/50 shot…got the losing end…could be better.
5. The current time is?
10:53 PM.
6. Eye color
Hazel.
7. Happy with it?
It’s pretty boring.
8. If not, what would you change it to?
Green would be kickin’.
9. Hair color
Black.
10. Happy with it?
Yes, though very few think it’s natural.
11. If not, what would you change it to?
Wouldn’t.
12. Hair length
Very short.
13. Hair style
Kind of a dorky bowl cut, almost.
14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Nope.
15. What color?
Never dyed it.
16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
Nope.
17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
Caught it on fire once….
18. Are you clean-shaven?
Haha, yes.
19. What’s your body type?
Pretty average, actually. Nothing really stands out except my butt, which is so astronomically large it has its own satellites.
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
They’re long and slender, comparatively.
21. Thin or full lips?
Full.
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
Very thick.
23. Have you ever had lice?
Haha, nope.
24. How old were you?
No licey.
25. Nicknames
I don’t really have any, beside “Claude,” but that’s my alter ego anyway. Kids used to call me “Claude of Dirt,” which amused them but made me sad.
26. Happy with them?
Eh. I want a real one.
27. Aliases
Claude.
28. What made you choose them?
I had no say in the matter. Claude’s his own man!
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
I would have been cursed with the name Duncan and would probably beat myself up for it.
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
I’ve always liked the name Aaron.
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
I like my last name.
32. What heritage does your first name imply?
German.
33. Middle name
Marie.
34. Last name
Mahler.
35. Place of birth
Moscow.
36. Date of birth
February 2, 1988.
37. Nationality
Basque, Czech, German, mostly.
38. Were you named after anyone?
Nope.
39. Who?
No one.
40. What side of the family does your name come from?
My mom chose it; didn’t come from anyone.
41. Did your parents immigrate?
Nope.
42. How about your grandparents?
Nope.
43. Your great grandparents?
Yeah, on my dad’s side.
44. Farther back into your family?
Yes.
45. Where did they emigrate from?
Miscellaneous areas in Europe.
46. Where did they immigrate to?
Good ol’ USA.
47. Skin color
White. Very white.
48. What’s your facial structure like?
Round. And ugly.
49. Height
5′ 2″.
50. Happy with it?
No! I’m too freaking short!
51. Weight
113 or so.
52. Happy with it?
I could lose a few.
53. How old are your parents?
50, 54.
54. What’s your father’s name?
Bob.
55. Your mother’s?
Karen.
56. Do you have any siblings?
No! Woo!
57. How old are they?
No sibs.
58. What are their names?
No sibs.
59. Do you get along with your family?
Yeah, actually.
60. Do you wish they were different?
Nope.
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
Just verbally, long ago.
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
Oh, let’s not get into that little ordeal.
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
Not that I’m aware of.
64. If so, why?
See above.
65. Who do you get along with most?
My mom.
Favorites
66. Color
Orange.
67. Month
February.
68. Year
1999.
69. Decade
1920s.
70. Century
18th century (The Enlightenment, baby!)
71. Millennium
Ooh, so many to choose from!
72. Animal
I honestly don’t really have a favorite.
73. Movie
Mystery Men entertains the crap out of me, The Triplets of Belleville is just cool.
74. Book
The Caine Mutiny. No question.
75. River
Holy crap, I get to pick a river?! The Nile kicks butt.
76. Lake
Superior, bitch!
77. Ocean
Arctic, just because there is no technical Antarctic Ocean.
78. Country
Antarctica!
79. City
Stockholm’s nice.
80. State
Alaska.
81. Province
Saskatchewan!
82. Place to go in your neighborhood
This woodland place about ten miles out from our house…I ride my bike out there. It’s great.
83. Person
Man, I can’t pick one.
84. Relative
My mom.
85. Pet
My kitty Annabelle.
86. Actor
William Shatner, simply because I’ve married him twice in my dreams. I don’t know what’s up with that.
87. Actress
Don’t have one.
88. Celebrity
Can William Shatner count for this one, too?
89. Musician
No idea.
90. Singer
Elvis?
91. Band
Sugar Ray.
92. Movie genre
Documentary.
93. Book genre
Historical fiction.
94. Play genre
Anything goes.
95. Play
Hamlet.
96. Musical
I’m not much of a musical type, really.
97. Poem
“The Raven”
98. Writer
Ooh, this one’s tough. I’ll give you the top three: Voltaire, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Dostoyevsky.
99. Song
“Philosophia” ~The Guggenheim Grotto
100. Sport
Capture the Flag on rollerblades + hockey sticks. The only sport worth playing.
101. Drink
Water!
102. Food
Potatoes, in the mashed form.
103. Brand of cereal
Kellogg’s?
104. Candy bar
Snickers.
105. Disney princess
Belle, I think. Or Jasmine, one of the two.
106. Disney prince
Probably Prince Eric (from “The Little Mermaid”).
107. Disney villain
Jafar, baby!
108. Disney character
Lumiere. Candelabras are hot.
109. CD
The Triplets of Belleville Soundtrack.
110. Director
Stanley Kubrick.
111. Videogame
I’m not big on video games, really. But there was this one Pokemon game my friend and I used to play and I was always Jigglypuff and I could fly but then I’d always die just for the hell of it. Grand fun, grand fun.
112. Computer game
The Sims 2.
113. Game
War.
114. Board game
Scrabble.
115. Word game
Logic puzzles. Do those count?
116. Clothing style
Really, really colorful. I cause seizures if I jump up and down real fast.
117. Truth or dare question
“Take of your pants and do such-and-such”
118. Fairy tale
No idea.
119. Lullaby
No idea.
120. Holiday
Groundhog’s Day!
121. Mythological creature
Dragons aren’t too bad…I’m not big on mythology.
122. Miscellaneous item
My computer!
123. Book character
Captain Queeg, baby!
124. Movie character
Mmm…Jafar…
125. Play character
Rosencrantz or Guildenstern. Both are a win.
126. Musical character
I don’t think I have one.
127. College
There’s this one up in Canada that specializes only in psychoanalysis. That one.
128. Football team
Blah, football sucks.
129. Soccer team
Soccer too.
130. Tennis player
All sports, really.
131. Hockey team
Except Scrabble.
132. Basketball team
Cause that’s totally a sport.
133. Baseball team
But I digress…
134. Swimmer
We must return to answering questions.
135. Track star
Right now!
136. Vegetable
Potato.
137. Fruit
Banana.
138. Toothpaste brand
Crest.
139. Type of computer
Anything but Dell. ANYTHING but Dell.
140. Medication
Dramamine.
141. Poison
Cadmium!
142. Type of sword
Longsword.
143. Type of gun
Revolver.
144. Planet
Jovial ol’ Jupiter.
145. Space feature
Dark matter.
146. Breed of cat
British Shorthair.
147. Dog
Australian Cattle Dog.
148. Spider
Daddy Long Legs are pretty cool.
149. Fish
Pennant Coralfish.
150. Penguin
Chinstrap. And if you can’t name at least five species, you really don’t know as much as you think you know about penguins.
151. Species of crustacean
Lobsters are funky.
152. Arachnid
Though this also contains scorpions and such, I’d still say Daddy Long Legs.
153. Insect
Praying Mantis, perhaps?
154. Pair of socks
Ooh! Ooh! I can answer this one easily! My orange toe socks with purple toes and purple, teal, and white spots. The most kick-ass socks in the world.
155. Scooby-Doo character
Shaggy’s pretty cool.
156. Spongebob Squarepants character
Haha, Squidward.
157. Quote
“Become who you are” (Nietzsche).
158. Adage
“The pen is mightier than the sword.”
159. President
Oh come on, if you don’t know my favorite president, you don’t know MILLARD FILLMORE!
160. Astrological sign
Aquarius.
161. Chinese zodiac sign
Dragon, baby!
162. Number
11.
163. Short story
Can The Death of Ivan Ilych count for this one?
164. Word
Syzygy. Yes, it’s a real word.
165. Definition
The definition of onomatopoeia
166. Time period
Age of Enlightenment edges out the Jazz Age by a mere 2.4 points!
167. Dictionary brand
Webster?
168. Series of books
I don’t read many series as of late. I remember liking “The Babysitter’s Club” a whole lot when I was younger.
169. Publishing company
Penguin?
170. Illustrator
Dunno.
171. Artist
Salvador Dali.
172. Childhood story
Ping was good.
173. Childhood memory
I don’t have a favorite…the most vivid is one from the first day of preschool when I saw all the kids painting rocks and I freaked out because I thought they were hurting them, haha.
174. Facial expression
As Nick calls it, “the provocative one-eyebrow raise salute.”
175. Serial killer
Oh, aren’t they all grand?
176. Medieval torture device
Judas cradle.
177. Instrument
I lika the tuba!
178. Brand of chocolate
Hershey’s is rather good.
179. Candy
Snickers!
180. Brand of candy
Mars.
181. Time of day
Lately it’s been between 1 and 3 AM because I’m back from work and I’m just kind of hanging out. Normally, it’s between 8-10 PM.
182. Codename Amour and Adori use
Huh?
183. Letter
C.
184. Inside joke
“Crunchatize me, Cap’n!”
185. Joke
“What do you call it when a midget gets the services of a prostitute?” “A low-blow!”
186. Scent
Anosmic!
187. Onomotapoeia
Crack.
188. Alliteration
Veni, Vidi, Vici
Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
Red-orange. I like red, I love orange, but red-orange makes me nauseous.
190. Animal
Monkeys. Blah.
191. Number
8.
192. President
Mr. Shrub.
193. Actor
No idea.
194. Actress
Don’t have one.
195. Director
No clue.
196. Celebrity
I’m not a big fan of most celebrities, actually. Well, that’s not true. Let’s just say I’m rather indifferent to the stuff they do.
197. Artist
Warhol.
198. Illustrator
No idea.
199. Poet
Emily Dickenson. Too many dashes.
200. Writer
Harper Lee.
201. Band
No clue.
202. Musician
No idea.
203. Singer
I don’t really have a lot of least favorites.
204. Food
Pineapple, just because I’m allergic to it.
205. Fruit
Pineapple (I’m allergic to it).
206. Vegetable
Broccoli, just because it tastes bitter to me.
207. Candy
Chocolate-covered raisins. Whoever came up with that little delight should be shot.
208. Candy bar
Hershey’s chocolate bar. Just don’t like pure chocolate.
209. Brand of chocolate
Do I have a least favorite chocolate brand?
210. Skittles flavor
I don’t like Skittles, period.
211. Month
April sucks.
212. Year
2003.
213. Decade
The 1890s. I don’t know why.
214. Century
21st
215. Millenium
2000?
216. Era
Victorian
217. Time period
Medieval.
218. Battle of the Civil War
Ft. Sumter.
219. War
Korean.
220. Battle of WWII
Battle of Britain.
221. Battle of American Revolution
Battle of Camden.
222. Genius
Anyone who’s too cocky.
223. Genus of plant
I do not discriminate between genera.
224. Flower
I don’t think I have one.
225. Tree
I don’t know what exactly it is, but it’s some sort of pine and it’s got bright yellow pollen that poofs into clouds of asthma-producing dust if you even breathe on it.
226. Hair color
Red.
227. Eye color
Blue.
228. Fairy tale
No clue.
229. Disney princess
Snow white?
230. Disney villain
I never liked Cruella deVille.
231. Disney prince
Probably the one in Sleeping Beauty. What was his name?
232. Movie character
No idea.
233. Play character
I never liked Happy in “Death of a Salesman.” Don’t know why.
234. Book character
Esther Greenwood
235. Musical character
I don’t think I have one.
236. Play
I’ve liked most plays I’ve read.
237. Musical
The Sound of Music, simply because I’ve seen it so many times .
238. Person
Oh…I’m not mentioning their name.
239. Brand of cereal
I like all cereal.
240. Brand of battery
Those really cheap ones that always come in clocks that run out the moment you get ’em home.
241. Mental illness
OCD, simply for the reason that EVERYONE thinks they have it. Oooh, you reorganized your stuff? Could it possibly be because of any other reason than mental illness? Maybe, perhaps, you like stuff organized? Gr.
242. Medication
Remeron. Makes you eat sugar strait out of the container. Not good.
243. Serial killer
I don’t have a least favorite.
244. Poison
Lead. ANYONE can get poisoned by lead.
245. Type of sword
Don’t have a least favorite.
246. Type of gun
Sniper.
247. Toothpaste brand
No clue.
248. Scent
Anosmic!
249. Taste
Overwhelming spiciness.
250. Sound
Babies crying.
251. Sexual position
Haha, man, I dunno. I need some experience first.
252. Article of clothing
T-shirts that are labeled “small” but go down to your knees and can be easily worn by a freakin’ oak trunk.
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
Dark brown/black.
254. Hair length
Any works for me!
255. Hair style
See above.
256. Eye color
Brown is pretty.
257. Skin color
Anything works. Pale to super dark, it’s all good.
258. Any makeup?
If they want to.
259. Clothing style
Man, I don’t even notice people’s clothes.
260. Shy or outgoing?
Shy at first, but outgoing enough to be open.
261. Happy or depressed?
Happy, but when they’re sad I’ll cheer ’em up.
262. Funny or serious?
Mix of both, please.
263. Abusive or kind?
Kind!
264. Respectful or perverted?
Respectful but with a hidden well of perversity in their minds.
265. Completely describe their personality
They are who they are. If they are honest about that, I will like them.
266. Ideal height
I don’t have a preference, cause I know what it’s like being on the losing end when it comes to height.
267. Ideal weight
Whatever their natural body weight is.
268. Body type
Again, whatever’s their natural body type.
269. Completely describe their appearances
Completely? Entirely? Is that possible? I don’t care. If they’re good on the inside, it’ll show on the outside. I know, I know. Sappy.
270. This is another space if you need it
I don’t need it.
271. Cup size or condom size
Aw, can’t I have both?
272. Masochistic or sadistic?
Haha, neither.
273. Conformist or nonconformist?
Either.
274. Artistic or athletic?
Artistic!
275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
I like to have intellectual conversations, but when people are too pompous about it, it really gets old fast.
276. Complex or simple?
Simply complex (ha!)
277. What would their hobbies be?
Oh, as long as their obsessed with at least one thing, it all works for me.
278. Interests?
Whatever their hearts desire.
279. Obsessions
See above.
280. Would they hug you often?
Ooh, that would be a win.
281. Kiss you often?
See above answer.
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
If it were true.
283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
Who knows? Perhaps my ideal mate exists on this earth in cantaloupe form. Holy crap, that would rock.
284. Or as close as someone can get?
Huh? Oh sorry, I’m still fantasizing about that cantaloupe…
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
I’ve never had sex, so I’d have to try it first to see if I like it.
286. Are you in love?
With several things.
287. What will you do together?
All sorts of fun stuff!
288. Your ideal date
Taking a private jet to Antarctica and staying for a night or two. Hey, it said ideal, not realistic!
289. Your ideal wedding
Eh. Too early to think about that!
290. How many kids?
Agh! Spawn! Zero!
291. What will their names be?
Can I name them “Agh,” “Spawn,” and “Zero?”
292. What do you think they would look like?
Preferably as little like me as possible, for their sakes.
293. Will you even have kids?
Probably not.
294. If not, why?
They scare me.
295. Will you even get married?
Who knows?
296. If no, why?
Who in their right minds would want to make a long-term commitment like marriage with me?
297. Are you taken or single?
I’m taken, baby! By several.
What Do You Think Of?
298. Ugly people?
I relate.
299. Pretty people?
I envy them, but only on occasion.
300. Bald people?
Colin Mochrie is sexy!
301. Scrawny African children?
Guilt.
302. Religion?
Not for me, but I don’t judge others based on their beliefs.
303. Politics?
Always wanted to go into it.
304. Abortion?
Woman’s choice.
305. Church?
Boring!
306. Separation of church and state?
Necessary, but disappearing as we speak.
307. Blondes?
Eh.
308. Brunettes?
I hate how raven-haired people are always grouped in with them.
309. Redheads?
Red hair is sexy.
310. Mainstream rock?
Some of it’s okay. Some of it.
311. Abercrombie?
Never worn it, and frankly, I never will. I don’t like brands that display their name or logo across it’s clothing.
312. Pop music?
“BaCkStReEt BoYz 4ever LOLZ!!!!111”
313. Classic rock?
It’s classic for a reason.
314. Roleplaying?
I’d totally do it if I ever got the chance.
315. Emo music?
It’s good to listen to when you feel like crap.
316. Ignorance?
Is NOT bliss.
317. Stupidity?
Make it stop! Please!
318. Mental retardation?
It’s not something we should judge someone for.
319. Friends?
Eh (joking, people!)
320. Disrespect?
Intolerance.
321. Immaturity?
Haha…
322. Republicans?
Society’s cancer! Burn it off! Burn it off!
323. Democrats?
Society’s lemonade: tastes good and looks good on paper, but does very little.
324. George W. Bush?
Society’s herpes! Burn it off! Burn it off!
325. Your mom?
She rocks.
326. This survey?
Oh, only a third of the way through! I love it!
327. Painted walls?
Only if they’re bright.
328. Drugs?
I don’t do ’em.
329. Alcohol?
Never had a drink in my life.
330. Prostitution?
Come in to my “office” and I’ll tell ya…
331. Premarital sex?
I don’t really know.
332. Teenage sex?
I think this “abstinence only” crap has gone a bit too far.
333. People?
Argh!
334. Your classmates?
Most of them think I’m odd.
335. Your co-workers?
They were fun. Especially Sean.
336. Your school?
Go Vandals! Go marching band!
337. Your family?
Some of them are okay.
338. My family?
How would I know? I suppose I could psychoanalyze your family dynamics by studying what questions you’re asking in this survey, but that’s too much work and I still have 661 questions to answer.
339. Your mental health?
HA! “Health”? Who told you that?
340. My mental health?
Let’s just keep answering questions and see…
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
I used to do it all the time.
342. Your life?
I wish it were different in several aspects.
343. My life?
Survey lady or man!
344. The color green?
It’s rather soothing.
345. Pickles?
Blah.
346. Food?
It’s okay on occasion.
347. Electricity?
Yay!
348. Niagra falls?
Oh, this is ALWAYS on my mind!
349. Cataracts?
So is this!
350. Bridges?
Frighten me when they sway and I’m on them.
351. Braces?
Don’t think about them, probably cause I’ve never had them.
352. Dictionaries?
I LOVE them!
353. Television?
Some shows are okay.
354. Fairy tales?
Eh.
355. Hollywood?
Fake.
356. MTV?
All the music videos have been sucking as of late.
Currently
357. What are you feeling?
Antsy.
358. Smelling?
Nothing, but throw me in a vat of vomit and skunk pee and I’ll tell you the same.
359. Seeing?
A computer screen, some color, an exercise ball, the TV, my kitten.
360. Hearing?
Cape Cod Radio Mystery Theatre, bitch!
361. Doing?
Listening to CCRMT, typing, trying to be witty in my answers.
362. Who are you talking to online?
No one.
363. On the phone?
Nope.
364. What room of the house are you in?
The living room.
365. Bored?
Slightly.
366. Do you look nice?
Ha! Never.
367. What are you wearing?
Pink pants, orange shirt.
368. Are you eating anything?
Nope.
369. Drinking anything?
Nope.
370. What’s your heart rate?
72 BPM.
371. BMI?
22.7.
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
Basics.
373. What are you wishing for?
For school to start.
374. What are you worried about?
School starting.
375. Sad about?
Being lonely.
376. Happy about?
I have me some sexy socks!
377. Angry about?
Nothing at the moment.
378. Serious about?
My impending 22 credits.
379. Laughing about?
Nothing at the moment.
380. Talking about?
Nothing at the moment.
381. Typing about?
“Typing about,” question 381.
Friends
382. Who are your friends?
A bunch of dorks.
383. Your best friends?
Don’t have best friends.
384. Who do you hang out with most?
Probably Nick, lately.
385. Who do you treat the best?
Hopefully all of them.
386. Who treats you the best?
Aneel, cause he just shuts up and lets me rant.
387. Do you even have friends?
Are you trying to make me paranoid?!
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
I love surveys. A little too much.
389. Who’s the funny one?
Nick.
390. The smart one?
Sean.
391. The depressed one?
All the time? I don’t think I have a friend who’s depressed all the time.
392. The punk?
Haha…don’t have one.
393. The goth?
Sean.
394. The prep?
Aneel!
395. The jock?
Me? With a jock friend? That’ll be the day (mainly cause they don’t talk to me—I’d gladly talk to them).
396. The outcast?
Probably Jacob.
397. The stupid one?
Aw, all my friends have some bit of intelligence.
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
Aneel. He’s quiet…too quiet.
399. The annoying one?
Me!
400. The hyper one?
Candida. Holy hell.
401. The oblivious one?
E’raina. Obviously.
402. The romantic?
Aw…Maggie?
403. The pervert?
Oh man, we’re all pretty perverted.
404. The content one?
Shannyn seems pretty content.
405. The liar?
None of them, I hope.
406. The cheapskate?
Aneel.
407. The ominous one?
Me on occasion.
408. The disrespectful one?
None of them.
409. The abusive one?
None.
410. The hot one?
Amy is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
411. The ugly one?
Me.
412. The one that hates you?
Probably all of ’em.
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
See above.
414. The back-up one?
Who knows?
415. The fighter?
Amy.
416. The lover?
Shannyn.
417. The hippie?
Me!
418. The druggie?
Aneel—he got stoned on Dramamine during Senior Sneak, and that one day he took all those drugs and went insane.
419. The alcoholic?
E’raina. ;)
420. The one that’s recovering?
None.
421. The one that’s in jail?
None.
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
Probably me, for indecent exposure.
423. The one that’s going to be executed?
None.
424. The most likely to be murdered?
Probably Candida, because she’s sometimes rather clueless.
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
All of us, baby!
426. The most likely to stay there forever?
Ha, me.
427. The normal one?
E’raina’s pretty normal.
428. The conformist?
Neely boy.
429. The nonconformist?
Nick, in his own little way.
430. The masochistic one?
None.
431. The sadistic one?
None.
432. The weird one?
All of us.
433. The musical one?
Maggie.
434. The artistic one?
Probably Maggie.
435. The perfect one?
Ha, none of us.
436. The literary genius?
Aneel. No question.
437. The fugitive?
None.
438. The juvenille delinquint?
None.
439. The Jewish one?
I don’t think I have any Jewish friends.
440. The Christian one?
A couple of ’em.
441. The Buddhist one?
None.
442. The Muslim one?
None.
443. The Hindu one?
None.
444. The Catholic one?
A couple of ’em.
445. The Wiccan one?
Maggie? Aren’t you Wiccan?
446. The atheist?
Me!
447. The agnostic?
I think Matt said he is.
448. The cutter?
I dunno.
449. The anorexic one?
None, I hope.
450. The bulimic one?
See above.
451. The skinny one?
Matt’s a stick.
452. The thin one?
Paula.
453. The fat one?
Me.
454. The obese one?
Jacob. But it’s cool
455. The Satanic one?
None.
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
Yes, twice.
457. Beaten someone up?
I’ve punched a few people in the stomach, does that count?
458. Been beaten up?
Nope.
459. Bullied someone?
I don’t recall so, no.
460. Been bullied?
Oh yes.
461. Attempted suicide?
Thought about it years ago in a bad patch
462. Attempted murder?
Nope.
463. Nearly died?
Yeah, actually.
464. Broken the law?
Streaking, stealing from a tampon machine…there are probably others.
465. Stolen something?
I stole a pencil from Rite-Aid once. I’m a horrible person.
466. Had an abortion?
Nope.
467. Known the president?
My grandparents were close friends of Reagan.
468. Had an affair with the president?
Nope.
469. Met a famous person?
I don’t think so.
470. Gotten drunk?
Never.
471. Gotten high?
Never.
472. Had masochistic sex?
Woah, personal! Nope.
473. Had an affair?
Never.
474. Been out of the country?
Sweden, Finland, England, and Canada.
475. Out of state?
Yes.
476. Out of your town?
Oh yeah.
477. Written a poem?
“The Tart that could Fart” got published in fourth grade. I could’ve won the Pulitzer for that bad boy.
478. A story?
Yeah.
479. A novel?
Some of my stories are long enough.
480. A song?
“Easy Mac.” Perhaps you’ve heard of it?
481. Gotten published?
Yeah.
482. Written a love poem?
I’ve always wanted to.
483. Story?
Did we just do these?
484. Novel?
I think we did.
485. Song?
Yeah, we did.
486. Said that you hated the world?
A few times.
487. Finished school?
Not for another seven years or so, no.
488. Flunked a grade?
No, thank god.
489. Flunked a test?
No, thank god.
490. Flunked a subject?
Anything below an A is flunking to me. So yes.
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
All the books I read (save math books) are for enjoyment.
492. Bungee jumped?
No, and probably wouldn’t.
493. Skydived?
No, but I really want to!
494. Danced?
If you’d call what I do “dancing” then you probably need glasses.
495. Been to a dance?
Prom, where I did the above “dancing.”
496. Scuba dived?
Nope.
497. Broken a bone?
Nope.
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
Haha, the shoe in the treehouse…yes.
499. Had an orgasm?
Nope.
500. Suffered from psychosis?
Can I skip this?
501. Wished you could get away with something?
Yes.
502. Thought of killing someone?
Not literally.
503. Thought of killing yourself?
Yes.
504. Saved someone’s life?
Not that I’m aware of. But in all the possibilities of life, we’ve all probably done something that’s eventually saved someone, right?
505. Saved your own?
Kind of…by following my horoscope that one day.
506. Gone to the beach?
Yes. Go freezing Oregon water, go!
507. Gone fishing?
Ugh, yes.
508. Gone to an island?
I think so…
509. Died in a dream?
No, actually.
510. Had a dream that came true?
A few times.
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
Nope.
512. Gotten pregnant?
Nope.
513. Eaten calamari?
It’s tasty!
514. Lobster?
Nope.
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
Maybe.
516. Helped a stranger?
I try to do that often.
517. Kissed a stranger?
Nope.
518. Hugged a stranger?
I don’t recall.
519. Had sex with a stranger?
Haha, no.
520. Found a lost wallet?
Yeah, it had $500 in it. I returned it cause I’m nice.
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
I returned it.
522. Been in a car accident?
We slid at .001 mph into another car in the snow. We had a small mark on our taillight. We sued (kidding).
523. Caused a car accident?
Nope.
524. Driven over 100 mph?
Nope.
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
Nope.
526. Bitten someone?
I think I’ve bitten Hunter when he was trying to take Aneel’s credit card out of my mouth (don’t even ask).
527. Been bitten by someone?
Nope.
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
No.
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
Why yes.
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
Nope.
531. Touch your toes?
Haha, no. Pathetic.
532. Give away money?
Yes.
533. Marry a family member?
Ew!
534. Hire an assassin?
I could, but I don’t want to.
535. Get ahold of drugs?
Perscription, yeah.
536. Alcohol?
Nope.
537. Stay up all night?
Very easily. Thank the three EEGs for that. Stupid incompetent Gritman.
538. Stay up for 3 nights?
I’d like to give it a shot.
539. Finish this survey?
Bring it on!
540. Swim?
I can keep my head above water, if that counts.
541. Draw well?
Yeah, kinda.
542. Sing well?
Sort of.
543. Write well?
Yes.
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
Probably.,
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
Why does every survey ask this question? Seriously, what’s with them having to be Oreos? There are other cookies in the world, you know! I’m suing on behalf of Chips Ahoy for discrimination.
546. Without milk?
I love my milk.
547. Predict the future?
Nope, not that I’m aware of.
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
A very good friend, yes.
549. A lover?
If I truly loved them.
550. Give your life for a friend?
Depends.
551. A lover?
Depends.
552. Give your life to save a stranger’s?
Depends.
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
Only if I could find a pair of glow-in-the-dark undies.
554. Sell yourself?
No.
555. Have cyber sex?
As a joke, probably, yeah.
556. Real sex?
Sex scares me.
557. With who?
Who knows?
558. Lie to a friend?
White lies, yes.
559. Lie to your parents?
Yeah.
560. Lie to a lover?
I’d try not to.
561. Steal from your parents?
I’ve stolen coins from the container in the car.
562. Hug them in public?
I always hug my mom.
563. Blow up your house?
Haha, that would be delightfully eccentric, now wouldn’t it?
564. Abuse someone?
No. Never.
565. Use someone?
No.
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Oh yeah!
Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
Sure.
568. Policeman?
Yeah.
569. Serial killer?
Only if I totally lost it.
570. Doctor?
I’d love to be a doctor.
571. Surgeon?
Neurosurgeon, bitch!
572. Prostitute?
Nope.
573. Playboy model?
Too fat/ugly.
574. Writer?
Yes.
575. Artist?
Yes.
576. Musician?
Maybe.
577. Assassin?
Nah.
578. Ninja?
Ugh. NO.
579. Soldier?
Probably not.
580. President?
I would love to be president.
581. Darth Vader?
Luke! I don’t recall being a part of your childhood!
582. Pilot?
Oh yeah!
583. Mortician?
Maybe.
584. Forensic scientist?
Maybe.
585. Detective?
I’d suck at it.
586. Lawyer?
I’d like to, but I’d suck at that, too.
587. Drug-dealer?
Never.
588. Pirate?
Win!
589. Box-carrier?
Ooh! Life dream.
590. Store clerk?
Only a checker. That was always my dream as a kid, to be a checker.
591. Banker?
No.
592. Criminal?
Maybe.
593. Target?
Like the store? I’ve always wanted to be a store!
594. Professional wrestler?
Ick.
595. Tennis player?
Sure.
596. Rapper?
Nah.
597. Country singer?
No.
598. Pop star?
No.
599. Actor?
I’d like that.
600. Plastic surgeon?
That would be cool.
Why?
601. Is the sky blue?
Sigh…Rayleigh scattering. As the light moves through the atmosphere, the longer wavelengths pass through. The shorter wavelengths (blue and such) are absorbed by the gas molecules and radiated in all directions.
602. Is the world round?
The laziest shape in the universe is spherical.
603. Is the world unfair?
Because it just is.
604. Are most people selfish?
Natural instinct. We are all selfish for our own survival.
605. Impolite?
It’s easier to be impolite.
606. Disrespectful?
It’s easier to be disrespectful.
607. Conforming?
It all goes back to finding a mate and continuing the species.
608. Are there religions?
Because man needs something to be responsible for the things that we can’t understand or explain ourselves.
609. Theories?
Because we’re curious beings.
610. Opinions?
Because everyone has a different way of looking at things.
611. Are humans so intelligent?
Frontal lobe. But “intelligent” is a relative term.
612. Do we need air?
The O2 is needed in our bodies.
613. Do we age?
Tissue wears and breaks down.
614. Do we die?
Because our tissues wear out.
615. Can’t pigs fly?
Not aerodynamic, bones aren’t hollow, don’t have wings.
616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?
Because we decided to make several different kinds of tasty treats for ourselves.
617. Swiss?
Because Switzerland rocks.
618. American?
Cause we need processed crap that resembles cheese.
619. Are you taking this?
Because I love surveys.
When Was The Last Time
620. You brushed your teeth?
This morning.
621. Took a shower?
A day ago.
622. Ate?
I had a Snickers a few hours ago.
623. Drank?
Last night.
624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?
Never.
625. Took a pill?
Last night.
626. Smoked?
Never.
627. You got your photograph taken?
A few months ago.
628. You got caught doing something bad?
Quite some time ago, actually.
629. Had sex?
Never.
630. Dyed your hair?
Never.
631. Hurt someone physically?
About 10 years…I hit G.E.’s foot with the nutcracker!
632. Hurt someone emotionally?
Probably fairly recently.
633. Did your homework?
The last time I had homework to do.
634. Hung out with your friends?
A couple weeks ago.
635. Got drunk?
Never.
637. Said: bye, text me?
Never.
638. Took a survey?
Not that long ago.
639. Won a contest?
6th grade is the last time I remember, but I know I’ve won some since.
640. Went out on a date?
A few months. Was that a date? I think it was…
641. Had a strong sexual drive?
Constantly. I’m a horny little freak.
Word Association
642. Bed
Taco Time.
643. Curtains
Cups.
644. Lights
Disco.
645. Music
Lights.
646. Candles
Action.
647. Closet
Shoes.
648. Door
Slam.
649. Window
Eye.
650. Onomotapoeia
Bang!
651. Dog
Agh!
652. Cat
Purr.
653. Egypt
White.
654. Corey
Chris.
655. Mirror
Iris.
656. Case
Face.
657. Cage
Open.
658. Cave
Mouth.
659. Nutella
What?
660. Bird
Caw! Caw!
661. Bear
Maul.
662. Death
Life.
663. Life
Heart.
664. White
Q.
665. Black
Swiss.
666. Personality
Octagon.
667. Pickle
Sting.
668. Dilemna
High.
669. Love
Whisper.
670. Liberal
Outtake.
671. Conservative
672. Ball
Fall.
673. Moderate
Slight.
674. Inept
Impact.
Odd Questions
675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?
Pinkish red.
676. Your foot?
Flesh-colored.
677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?
I don’t think so.
678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?
Oh god! *vomits*
679. Do you chew on your homework?
Only math.
680. Pencils?
Yeah.
681. Do you read the dictionary?
I read one entirely a few years ago.
682. Encyclopedia?
I haven’t had an encyc. For quite some time.
683. Atlas?
I love Atlases.
684. Road map?
Road maps freak me out.
685. Do you memorize random facts?
Always.
686. Do you stalk anyone?
Maybe…hehe…
687. Does anyone stalk you?
I used to have a stalker. He lived across the street. Convenient, huh?
688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?
I should.
689. Do you dust your lawn?
I should.
690. Do you collect dust?
Sometimes when I sleep.
691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?
Does it? I’ve never checked.
692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?
Nope.
693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?
I don’t care.
694. Do you use lotion on your feet?
Nope.
695. Do you have problems with Canadians?
Nah.
696. Mexicans?
Nope.
697. Americans?
Nope.
698. The French?
Nope.
699. The English?
I say! Nope.
700. Have you ever played a kazoo?
Clarinet kazoos!
701. Have you ever shot someone?
Nope.
702. Something?
A target.
703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Seven. One for each day of the week. They sit in a nice little order in my drawer.
704. Jeans?
None.
705. What ring size are you?
Seven? Maybe eight.
706. Belt size?
No idea.
707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?
Nope.
708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?
Nope.
709. Do you eat a lot?
Not really.
710. Do you get excited over cameras?
Only if I have them.
711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?
Haha, nope.
712. Poison?
No.
713. Knives?
No.
714. Cheese?
Cheese rocks.
715. Penguins?
They’re okay.
716. Bald people?
Colin Mochrie, baby!
717. Scrawny African children?
An obsession with them? Nope.
718. Midgets?
They’re fine.
719. Pirates?
Nah.
720. Corny jokes?
I’m a connoisseur.
721. Are you a virgin?
Yes.
722. Are you a hermaphrodite?
Nope.
723. Do you tie string to your teeth?
All the time!
724. Do you bite yourself?
Nope.
725. Cut yourself?
Not anymore.
726. Do you get cold sores often?
No.
727. Do you have a cold right now?
No.
728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?
Not chronic, no.
729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?
Sometimes.
730. Do you have a twitching problem?
I fidget.
731. Are you homicidal?
Nope.
732. What do you do on the computer?
I do everything I possibly can. Especially if it helps to prevent speaking with actual people.
733. Anything your parents should know about?
I don’t think so.
734. Are you happy with your life?
Sometimes.
735. Is everybody else happy with your life?
Probably not.
736. Do you like 100% white grape juice?
Ew, no.
737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?
Who’s to say?
738. How big is the universe?
I’d say it’s big compared to a leaf
739. What’s the logic behind your answer?
I can easily see several leaves sitting in this here universe right this minute.
740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?
About 6.
741. What do you dream about?
Man, everything.
742. Anything your parents should know about?
Have you not just asked that question?
743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?
Nope.
744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?
I’ve never done it, but that’s probably one of the few things I wouldn’t do.
745. Do you have AIM?
Nope.
746. MSN?
Yes.
747. YIM?
No.
748. A Neopets account?
No.
749. A Vampirefreaks account?
No.
750. A Quizilla account?
Yes. Perhaps you’ve taken some of my quizzes?
751. A Bzoink account?
No.
752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?
Sometimes.
753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?
I did once. Everything leads to the bathroom.
754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?
Nope.
755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?
Nope.
756. Doesn’t breathe?
Some things.
757. Are you scared of anything at all?
Yeah, a few things.
758. What?
Failure. TV screens.
759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?
South.
760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?
Yes.
761. Do you have a life?
No, are you kidding?
762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?
Yeah.
763. A webcam?
Yeah.
764. A scanner?
Nope.
765. A printer?
Yeah.
766. A cordless mouse?
Nope.
767. Does your mouse light up?
It’s a touchpad.
768. Are you scared of mice?
Nope.
769. What kind of computer do you have?
Sony Vaio laptop.
770. Were you ever physically abused?
No.
771. Verbally?
Yeah.
772. Sexually?
No.
773. Do you wish you were a fish?
It rhymes! No.
774. A cat?
Nope.
775. A dog?
Nope.
776. Do you have a cell phone?
Yeah.
777. What kind is it?
Samsung
778. Do you weasel out of things?
Sometimes.
779. Do your teachers like you?
I hope so.
780. Do your parents like you?
I hope so.
781. Do your siblings like you?
I have none.
782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?
Sometimes.
783. Did you have a tail when you were born?
My tailbone.
784. Do you enjoy school?
I love school.
785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?
Under.
786. Do you sleep in a bed?
Yes.
787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?
Levitating? Always.
788. Are you a packrat?
I used to be. I still am with some things.
789. Do you know HTML or CSS?
I know HTML a little.
790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?
Sometimes.
791. Do you shy away from social situations?
Yes. Very much so.
792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?
Not really.
793. Are you at least attracted to them?
Yeah, I’ll admit to that.
794. Do you know what you’re going to get for the holidays?
Nope.
795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?
Haha, no.
796. Do you label other people?
Nope.
797. Are you proud?
Of my blogs.
798. Do you like scrambled eggs?
Yeah, but only with cheese in them.
How Bad Can I Make You Look?
799. Do you wash your hands frequently?
Yes.
800. Do you wet the bed?
No.
801. What age did you stop?
Three or so.
802. Is that age older than you are now?
Nope.
803. Do you lie a lot?
I try not to.
804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?
Not really.
805. Brush your hair?
My hair is always brushed.
806. Do you use deoderant?
Yeah.
807. Do you masturbate?
Never have.
808. How often?
Never.
809. Are you an alcoholic?
No.
810. A druggie?
No.
811. Do you drink illegally?
No.
812. Do you wear underwear?
Yes.
813. Do you change your underwear frequently?
Yes.
814. Are you a coward?
I sure hope not.
815. A loser?
Yeah.
816. An idiot?
I hope not.
817. Do you chatspeak?
Huh?
818. Are you a bad friend?
Sometimes.
819. Are you untrustworthy?
No.
820. Unreliable?
No.
821. Do you pick your nose?
No.
822. Are you imperfect?
Unfortunately.
823. Do you think you are perfect?
I wish I were.
824. Ugly?
Yeah.
825. Do you have bad hair?
My hair sucks.
826. Big ears?
They look big.
827. Are you shallow?
I try not to be.
828. Greedy?
Nope.
829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?
Never.
830. Do you have any talents?
Some, I think.
831. Do you burp often?
Nope.
832. Are you good at it?
Nope.
833. Are you impolite?
Sometimes.
834. Disrespectful?
No.
835. Sadistic?
No.
836. Are you a pansy?
Somewhat.
837. Are you a conformist?
I don’t think so.
838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?
No.
839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?
Not really.
840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?
I hate him.
841. Do you have buck teeth?
Nope.
842. Acne?
Not usually.
843. Mental illnesses?
Can I skip this one?
844. Are you fake?
I don’t think so.
845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?
Makeup, but just foundation and a buttload of eyeshadow.
846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?
Nope.
847. Does your breath smell?
I don’t think so.
848. Do you have a strong body odor?
I hope not.
849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?
Nope.
850. Do you have bad teeth?
They’re okay. Slightly crooked.
851. Are the good teeth you have technically ‘your’ teeth?
Yes.
852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?
Nope.
853. Are you overweight?
A little.
854. Are you lying?
No.
855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an ‘athletic’ body build and slightly overweight?
Yes.
856. Are you anorexic?
Nope.
857. Bulimic?
Nope.
858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No.
859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No.
860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?
No.
861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?
No.
862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?
No.
863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?
No.
864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?
No.
865. Are you a wannabe?
Nope.
866. Do you get bad grades?
4.0.
867. What’s your IQ level?
I took a professional test rather recently, actually. It had me pegged at 171.
868. Are you a bad guesser?
Yes.
869. Are you slow?
Running, yes. Mentally, I hope not.
870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?
No.
871. Are you bad at reading people?
Oh god, yes.
872. Are you too nice for your own good?
Sometimes.
873. Do you have a lot of friends?
No.
874. Do your ‘friends’ agree with you?
Sometimes.
875. Do you give in easily?
Sometimes.
876. Are you stubborn?
Yes.
877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?
No.
878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?
No.
879. Are you annoying?
Yes.
880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?
Sometimes.
881. Are you a necrophilia?
No.
882. Are you incestual?
No.
883. Is your room messy?
Never!
884. Do you make fun of other people?
Nope.
885. Do you respect your body?
Eh, not really.
886. Are you arrogant?
I try not to be.
887. Do you have low self-esteem?
Yeah.
888. Are you unique?
I think so.
889. Are your hands clammy?
Not normally.
890. Are you short?
Yeah.
891. Are you freakishly tall?
No.
892. Do you like Simple Plan?
They’re okay.
Beliefs
893. Do you believe in God?
No.
894. Do you believe in magic?
No.
895. True love?
Yeah.
896. Heaven?
No.
897. Hell?
No.
898. Satan?
No.
899. The Lord and Lady?
No.
900. The Goddess?
No.
901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?
No.
902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?
No.
903. Are you an atheist?
Yes.
904. Agnostic?
No.
905. Do you believe in fairies?
No.
906. Dragons?
No.
907. Unicorns?
No.
908. Gollums?
No.
909. Santa?
No.
910. The Easter Bunny?
No.
911. The Tooth Fairy?
No.
912. Pixies?
No.
913. Phoenixes?
No.
914. Elves?
No.
915. Dwarves?
Yeah.
916. Mermaids?
No.
917. Karma?
Not really.
918. Immortality?
Yeah.
919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?
No.
920. Mayan Gods?
No.
921. Incan Gods?
No.
922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?
Yeah.
923. Do you believe in life on other planets?
Yeah. There has to be.
924. Do you believe in parallel universes?
Maybe.
925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?
No.
926. Do you believe in Eternity?
Yeah.
927. Do you believe in evolution?
As much as one can believe in a theory, yes.
928. Do you believe in life after death?
No.
929. What happens to us after we die?
Our bodies rot.
930. Do you believe in superheroes?
No.
931. Super villains?
No.
932. Do you believe in Fate?
Not really. But that’s a big philosophical question.
933. That everything has a purpose?
Yeah.
934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?
No.
935. Sex?
Do I believe in it? Sure.
936. Love?
Yeah.
937. Success?
Definitely.
938. Making yourself happy?
Eh.
939. Making others happy?
Sure.
940. Religion?
No.
941. Politics?
Kinda.
942. Do you believe in miracles?
No.
943. Angels?
No.
944. Demons?
No.
945. Ghosts?
Sure.
946. Do you believe there’s a someone for everyone?
Maybe.
947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?
No.
948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?
Not really.
949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?
No.
950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?
Yes.
951. Do you believe that anything can happen?
Yes.
This Or That
952. Pie or cake?
Cake.
953. Pie or 3.14159…?
Pi!
954. Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla.
955. Black or white?
Black.
956. Ceiling or floor?
Ceiling.
957. Couch or bed?
Couch.
958. Cough or sneeze?
Sneeze.
959. On or off?
Off.
960. Closed or open?
Closed.
961. Brush or comb?
Comb.
962. Long or short?
Short.
963. Big or small?
Small.
964. Wet or dry?
Dry.
965. Under or over?
Over.
966. Top or bottom?
Top.
967. Fly or fall?
Fly.
968. Smile or frown?
Smile.
969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?
Joy.
970. Hot or cold?
Cold.
971. Warm or cool?
Warm.
972. Rough or smooth?
Smooth.
973. Cat or dog?
Cat.
974. Snake or bird?
Snake.
975. Shark or T-Rex?
Shark.
976. Past or present?
Past.
977. Science fiction or fantasy?
Science fiction.
978. Dull or sharp?
Sharp.
979. Live forever or die young?
Live forever.
980. Books or television?
Books.
981. Jump or skip?
Skip.
982. Fast or slow?
Fast.
983. Run or walk?
Walk.
984. Guy or girl?
Guy.
985. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney.
986. Belle or Jasmine?
Belle.
987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?
Gaston!
988. Food or friends?
Friends.
989. Colors or black and white?
Colors! Please!
990. Cute or pretty?
Pretty.
991. Good or evil?
Good.
992. Fruits or vegetables?
Vegetables.
993. Milk or juice?
Milk.
994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?
Hot chocolate.
995. Beer or wine?
Neither.
997. Pillow or blanket?
Pillow.
998. Moon or stars?
Stars.
999. Sky or sea?
Sky.
1000. Explode or implode?
Implode!
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