1. What Is your natural hair color?
Black, dammit!

2. Where was your default pic taken?
In my room. I’m trying desperately not to look creepy. Is it working?

3. What’s your middle name?
Marie. Like freaking every other female.

4. Your current relationship status?
*cries*

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Probably not. No wait…definitely not.

6. What is your current mood?
Let me get back to you with that next week.

7.What color underwear are you wearing?
Blue

8.What makes you happy?
Success

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what you would change?
Everything

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A sea anemone. That would own.

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Kind of…my horoscope saved my butt, believe it or not.

13. Something you do a lot?
Think.

14. What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
“Tear the Roof off the Sucker” by Parliament. Yeah. You guessed it.

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Holy crap! Ernest Shackleton! That just made my day (think Antarctica). Oh, and James Joyce. And Shakira.

17. When was the last time you cried?
This morning.

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yeah.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
It’s a tough choice between invisibility and the ability to fly. I’d say invisibility, though, by about 0.0002%.

20. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
The fact that they’re the opposite or same sex? I don’t really acknowledge them unless they come on to me (which is never) or I actually look around my environment.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Nothing. Starbucks is the anti—whatever the opposite of Starbucks is.

22. What’s your biggest secret?
I don’t really have many secrets. Well, I do, but none of them are things I’m willing to share.

23. What’s your favorite color?
ORANGE!

24. When was the last time you lied?
7+3-8-2+11×2 questions ago

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Cookies! Like always!

28. Do you speak any other language?
The international language of love: Pig Latin (are-ay ou-yay eady-ray or-fay ome-say ex-say?)

29. What’s your favorite smell?
I’m Anosmic, my dear survey. And why doesn’t the Microsoft Word dictionary recognize the word “Anosmic”? I’m boycotting. Oh wait, it is when it’s capitalized. Never mind.

30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
Quadriplegic.

31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Quite awhile ago, I think…

32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nope. Never been kissed period.

33. What are you thinking about right now?
The last time I was caught in the rain. Freaking miserable.

34. What should you be doing?
Pretty much anything but blogging.

35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
People.

36. How often do you pray?
Never.

37. Do you like working in the yard?
Nope.

38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I’m proud to be a Mahler! Woo!

39. Do you act differently around your crush?
I dunno.

40. Name one thing that reminds you of an ex?
Never had an ax. Oh, an EX. Yeah. Never had an ex.

By the way, kudos if you got what I was referring to in the title.