What Is…
Beside you: My printer
Chicken pox: “What is chicken pox?” Well, they suck…
Sore Throat: “What is sore throat?” It is bad English is what it is.
Stitches: Again, bad English!
Broken nose: Gr.

Do You…
Believe in love at first sight: Ahoy!
Long distant relationships: “Do you long distant relationships?” Nope.
Like school: I find college disappointing academically, but it’s only the first semester.
Question yourself: Oh dear god yes.
Who was the last person that called you?: Mom
Who makes you smile the most: Myself. And Claude. And Jafar.
Who knows you the best: Jafar.
Do you like filling these out: Yes. I am not ashamed.
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses: Glasses!
Do you get along with your family: My mom, yes.

Final Questions:
What did you do yesterday: Humped some stuff…went to classes…the usual.
What car/truck do you wish to have: Don’t own one a’ those.
How many remote controls are in your house?: Uno
Are you double jointed? Nope
When you last showered: Yesterday
Scary or Funny Movies: Funny
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Rootbeer or Dr.Pepper: Neither
Summer or winter: Summah!
Silver or Gold: Gold is sex
Diamond or pearl: Diamond is sex
Sprite or 7up: Neither
Coffee or tea: Neither
Phone or in person: Neither again! I’m a rebel!

What fun.