That last one needed a follow-up, and here it is: Claudia’s Top Ten Blog Titles!

1. “Waiter! There’s a Hippo in my Taco Grande!”
2. “Waiter! There’s a Pythagorean Theorem in my Pi!”
3. “Jimmy Crack Corn One More Time and I’m Referring Him to a Specialist”
4. “Claudia Can’t Think of a Good Blog: The Blog”
5. “So Much Pain (or, “Why I Should Get an A in Physics”)”
6. “They Just Found a Spot on Uranus!”
7. “When Judgement Day Arrives, Atheists Won’t Have a Prayer!”
8. “Santa’s a Horndog!”
9. “E=MC Hammer”
10. “It’s Not Real, It’s Canadian!”

Haha. Loser.